>be at the club with your qt gf >this guy grabs her

Splash fluoridated water on his face

Tell him Obama's Kenyan birth certificate is outside

>>39483508
jokes on him, I just took a double dose of Super Male Vitality™. I'll throw him across the room like a ragdoll.

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>>39483508
>your qt gf

>>39483508
invite him to Bohemian Grove but set up a plan to calcify his pineal gland.

ditch the gf and go fight the globalists with him

she's probably a globalist agent herself to keep me distracted

>>39483508
>his gf now

Scream BILL CLINTON IS A RAPIST INFOWARS.COM in his face and fly away in my black helicopter

Avoid eye contact and make my way to the nearest phone to call in an FBI most wanted tip.

wave my che guevara flag in his face, sucker punch him, and then leave with another girl

>>39483575
Bill clinton is a rapist

>>39483508
Tell him not to tread on me

Unleash the gay frogs.

>>39483587
what are those things on the old table over there anon?

>>39483508
unveil a global pedo conspiracy called pi zzagate to him

>>39483591
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjbsoKS7qLQ