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So I was at the gym a few days back working on my godlike body (pic related) and I had a funny encounter. Also, you guys need to thank me for what I've done.
>be alone at gym
>a skinny manlet of a dumb kid comes in
>the faggot nods at me as some kind of greeting
>he goes to the weight rack and picks up a set of 10 pound dumbbells (lmao)
>starts lifting them and looks like he's almost dying
>does different workouts all around the place with very light weights like the gym is some kind of a fucking amusement park
>i_cant_take_this_shit_anymore.exe
>ask him from across the gym "are you sure you're in the right place?"
>the faggot looks confused and scared and replies with a shaky voice "w-what...?"
>i throw my weights on the floor so hard that the sound probably broke the kids eardrums
>i walk straight at him
>"I ASKED YOU ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE IN THE RIGHT FUCKING PLACE YOU FAGGOT?!" I roar at his low test face
>he starts running away while tripping on his own weights (i literally laughed out loud)
>haven't seen him since
So basically I fucking saved gym culture, no need to thank me brothers. I still can't stop laughing about it, I bet the kid is eating his shitty vegan food at home with crippling depression because he's a virgin lmao
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>>39474840
OP this is some weird erotic fantasy you have.
It's not funny. You need help.
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>>39474865
Shut up you worthless wanker
I bet you're the kid who I saw
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>>39474840
> alone in the gym
> overweight man staring me down from the other side of the gym as i walk in
> picked up 10lbs just to get the blood flowing from how cold it was outside, see overweight man still staring at me.
> overweight man attempts to put on 2 plates on the leg press and drops one of them.
> does 1/3rd of the ROM
> overweight man comes up to me and says "tttttthis isnt the restroom is ittt??? I think i am in the wrong place!"
> overweight man attempts to curl 45lbs and drops weight again and keeps staring at me.
> get confronted that was part of the rep.
> i said what ever and tripped over the weight he dropped.
> overweight man leaves gym and I notice he told the counter to cancle his membership.
> haven't seen him since.
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>>39474927
ha ha ha really fucking funny ok go off yourself the dude is a hero
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>>39474927
ME in pic neerd
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>be me
>going to the gym for a little while now, pretty great
>go to the free weights area thinking about the squats I'm going to pump out today
>feel this breeze in my knees
>like a little leaf blower or something, immediately look down
>holy shit
>It's some 5 foot tall gnome yelling
>can't hear so good up here, something about right place?
>can barely contain my laughter, mutter out a "what?"
>the thing starts yelling harder, i feel the wind tickle my shin
>had to run out of there so as to not laugh out loud. Outside call up my 10/10qt up and ask if she wants to go to the gym later
>"only if i can blow you after"
>oh well, i guess i can postpone this workout
strangest almost-workout of my life, when will they learn?
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>>39475831
topkek, very good
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>>39475729
Why is the vest on backwards
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>>39475831
Kek
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