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Has anyone ever dated the gym receptionist? I need some advice.
>go to front desk to report a broken cardio machine
>front desk girl is 9/10 high test qt
>make eye contact and tell her that one of the stationary bikes is creaky
>she says "Oh yeah, it does that sometimes, we'll just have to put some lubrication on it."
>without missing a beat, I raise my eyebrow and say "I'll be you know all about that, huh?"
>"Uh yeah I guess. I've had to do it a few times."
>"Ever done it 4 times a night? Because that could be arranged" and I shoot her a mischievous look
>she has her hands in her pockets and is looking at the ground
>I put my fingers under her chin and whisper "Oh, you dirty, dirty girl"
Anyway I think we really hit it off, and I'm going to ask her out for coffee tomorrow. Have any of you been in this situation before?
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>>39469490
bump come on guys
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didn't date but I used to fugg them on the regular. I was the GM so it was easy as fuck. Just slutty college girls looking for a free membership and some dick.
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>>39469490
You nailed it.
Better get in a few hours of kissing practice with your hand before next weekend
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>If you're ogling a reception girl in the gym, literally every other man is too
Intense competition and her job literally requires her to be around muscular dudes all day long. Could be a high risk to cheat.
Am I a cuck for even thinking that?
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>Meet girl at party
>Almost ask her out
>Turns out shes the new gym receptionist at my uni gym
>fuck, can't ask her out now
This literally happened to me three times
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>>39469490
if this isn't bait you sound like one of those forever-20 nerds that wears NASA shirts to Mtg tournaments and laughs at any joke as long as it's overtly sexual
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>>39469490
>Anyway I think we really hit it off
Lost my shit
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>meet girl from uni on tinder
>get her number, talk for a while
>stop talking around midterms, both of us are busy
>added her on facebook yesterday, she accepted
is it acceptable to message her?
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>>39469818
yes, message her
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>>39469844
what do i say?
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>>39469490
Kekek!!
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>>39469858
Coffee in anus
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>>39469806
It is bait. And you nibbled.
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>>39469858
Hey it's been a while since we talked huh (stupid emoji)
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>>39469858
I'd berry my dick so deep in your ass, whoever pulls it out would be crowned King Arthur
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