>Cuddling with my gf watching a movie >My intestines slowly

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>>39464866
>holding your farts in around your penis receptacle

>>39464866
>checked
If you can't fart around your girl you have problems with the relationship.

>>39464888
A protein fart rarely smells like roses though if you catch my drift

>>39464888
specially with infinite scoops

>>39464866
go
to
the
bathroom

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>>39464866
>Get up
>Bend over
>Spread your ass checks
>Let it out in her face

>>39464901
>>39464925
> girl won't let me fart if it stinks
> she loves me
Pick one

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I just let it rip, dramatically.

>>39464883
underrated comment

Usually after knowing a girl for a few weeks I feel pretty comfortable ripping a massive fart once in a while Infront of them

>>39464866
eat real food faggot

throw away the meme powder