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>Carry on with your isolated movements, "clean" dieting, and ab routine. Perhaps you'll be able to get a clueless whore of a cardio bunny gf. Not me. Not my style. Not my philosophy. Never has been. Never will be. No you see I will attract a much more intelligent and perceptive female. A real woman who has a taste for a real man who can call upon his body to unleash a lethal amount of force as one kinetic chain.
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>>39455281
>unsheathes penis
>heh, nothing personal. Leddit
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>>39455350
*teleports in front of you*
*replaces penis with gernade*
*teleports back*
"No need to lose your head about it. Heh nothing personable kid."
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>>39455403
Don't fuck with me, I'm the most edgy kid in middle school. Shadow bolt is my sonic oc, he likes doing coke as he shoots up dr. robotnik. My favorite bands are Marilyn Manson, Korn and 5FDP. I'll fuck you up with my 9001 katana collection if you ever say that to my face you meathead. Now excuse me, I have a date with a beautiful transvestite who'll I'll suck off while (s)he shits on my chest
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>>39455457
I always get a jolt of confidence when I see someone save and reuse my OC. Makes me reconsider giving up on my standup career. Might go hit up some open mics tonight and see how I do. Thanks.
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>>39455465
[spoiler]no problem man, best of luck[/spoiler]fag
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>>39455465
>shitposting on 4chan is the same as doing stand up
Top kek. Maybe you are a comedian anon.
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>>39455281
>mobility
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