Hey /fit/ lately I've been growing more and more paranoid

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Have you guys even checked your crown recently? You might have a perfect hairline and not even realize you're balding up there. Shit's insidious.

For fucks sake guys, I can't be the only one who lives in constant fear of this?

People say balding is not the end, but that's like a guy in a wheelchair telling you he still lives a rich and fulfilling life. You know it's a fucking lie.

>>39451847
both my parents and grandparents still have pretty good hair at their 50s and 80s

my locks still grow pretty much the same way the did when i was 15, i'm 21 now, should i be worried? do i at least have a low chance of being bald?

>>39451988

Well, truth is there's no sure fire way to know.

All my uncles have amazing hair, my grandpa did too... but my father was bald.

I'm 25 now and my hairline is still the same as it always was except I'm turning gray. Judging by photos I have my mother's hair, fine, straight and brown but fuck. I feel insecure knowing one day some switch in my faulty body could activate and make it all fall out.

>>39451964
Your chance at pussy goes to like 0 unless you're making shitloads of money.

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>>39452049

I know right. I can't live with this fear over my head.

>>39451964
video games and jerking off dont care if i go bald

> there's no fucking way to tell from someone's hair type of they will go bald or not.

uhh yeah there is.

it's called male PATTERN baldness for a reason you absolute dipshit.

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If you're gonna go bald, may as well be bald and jacked

Can hair products cause baldness? i used to use a lot of hair gel when i was a teen, but i haven't used anything for the last 5 years other than mousse maybe once a week when i can't style my hair for shit

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>>39451964

I'm 31 and approaching Prince William status hair. Still get laid on Tinder. Being 6'2 and pulling ~160k US helps.

>>39452110

The word pattern is referring to the pattern in which hair recedes.

I just be native American.
Never seen a bald native have you?

>>39452260

> you can't predict it!

> it's a pattern, you can predict it

> no the word pattern only means the pattern in which it recedes!

... Are you actually that stupid?

>>39452286

I merely think you misunderstand what the word pattern is referring to. i.e, it recedes from the temples and crown in a predictable pattern in males.

>>39452186
this is shopped right?

her face is fucking frekaing me out man

>>39452294
>actually answering that guy
dude hes on another level of retarded

that or hes not an english speaker

>>39452294

I realise some people are sub 100 IQ

Let me assist you.

If the hair recedes in a pattern; i.e. the hairline and top of the head.

Do you think you could, based on that information, be able to predict if somebody is going to bald?

Do you think there would be tell-tale signs? Such as thinning ontop of the head? Or a lack of small hairs at the hairline? Or the tell-tale widows peak that develops?

Does excessive masturbation cause balding?

Nah I know 100% I'm not gonna go bald. My father has good hair, my mums father, my mums grand father, my uncles etc all have good hair into their 50s. I'm 20 and I notice no balding what soever

>>39452309

Again, I think you misunderstand. These signs, before they appear, are not easily predictable. You can't look at a kid and say "yep, he's gonna go bald".

>>39452302

Weird eyebrows, but solid body

Anyone else here have greasy hair? I can't wash it at night because the next morning it's 100% guaranteed to be greasy to the touch,

>>39452322

A kid? No.

A teenager? Yes.

Jesus christ, consult your local fucking hair dresser if you need more information.