/fit/ what do I do about eating food this holiday? The women

>>39448422
Don't be an autist eat your family's food

Bologna cake?

I plan my bulk/cut cycles around holidays like this, so that I'm already "bulking" during the times I'll be expected to eat junk per societal norms.

>>39448503
I'm doing my best to (c)lean bulk, though. I'm not trying to bulk up so much that it's necessary to cut.

What the fuck is bologna cake?

>>39450542
White trash cake nigga.

>>39448422
> Say "I'm saving room for all your delicious desserts" and only eat small portions
> don't eat the desserts

Last year I dodged the desserts and my aunt asked if I was "watching my girlish figure". She's a fat midget and her son is a skeleton. I'm still mad. This year I'm gonna drop her pie or whater the fuck on the ground by accident. Her food sucks anyway.

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>being so neurotic about your autistic hobby that you can't enjoy the holidays

I've been running keto and lifting 2 times a day all month in preparation for Thursday. I'm eating my fucking face off with no remorse.

>>39450652
that can backfire violently

>>39450746
>Having such a shitty social life that you can go to the gym twice daily and run keto for a month.

Every Friday night I have to go out to keep the gf happy. Tomorrow my mom and sister want to go to a museum and I guarantee we get food while we're downtown. Work is slow, but I still have a job. And now I have to waste a day off eating a giant meal some woman I see twice a year ruined when I would rather spend the day lifting and then watching football. I dont have the luxury of eating what i want to eat every day for a month just so I can cram down some stiff mashed potatoes.

>>39450043
2 days of eating shouldn't completely fuck you, just eat a little of everything and bail

>>39450749
just tell them you're having explosive diarrhea and food poisoning from bad chinese food, stay home, don't deal with it.

>>39448422
>muh macros

it's one day you idiot. diet tards that unleash their autism during holiday meals are the worst.