/fit/ always has feels threads that are all sad n shit, for once

>>39431811
Me and her started talking again after 5 years. :^)
It feels a little less empty.

>>39431811
my union is protecting me from getting fired by my jackass boss

i have accepted my failure in life

>>39431847
explain situation

>>39431817
just take it day by day and im sure things will feel normal soon anon

>>39431847
unions are the shit man, good for you and fuck your boss.
>no homo tho

>>39431856
acceptance is the first step in fixing the problem anon, you're not a failure you just haven't found your passion yet.

Bought a puppy. Love her to death. Now I probably have to get married and have kids soon too because having a little retard around that depends on you is a pretty nice feeling.

>>39431847
Weyerhaeuser?

>>39431874
having the responsibility of a pet is a good thing, also puppies are cute as shit and make you feel good.

>bitches love puppies

>>39431874
post pupper pls

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>>39431893

>>39431908
How man scoops does your pupper do?

>>39431924
FOUR SCOOPS, C'MON!

>>39431924
4 pooper scoops per day.

>>39431908
Little shit even knows it shouldn't play with that. Look at the expression.
Cute doggo! <3

>>39431859
>>39431860
>>39431875
teachers union

my hipster liberal department chair is trying to turn my kids into a bunch of pussy liberal bloggers instead of having them learn about actual history

watching my union go after her is kinda awesome

ill probably just leave anyway at the end of the year though lol. cut a bargain where we call a truce and she is forced to write me a good letter of recommendation

what is it about people in manager/administrative positions being total retards?

>>39431947
Thanks brev.

>>39431811

Last week on vacation to Mexico, I had a 5 day affair with a 44 year-old married woman who I met 4 years ago. I'm 24 now. I had the hots for her the minute we met. She found out and the feeling was apparently mutual. I never for a even a second thought it could happen, but it did. And I don't feel one shed of guilt.

>>39431811
Hot qt told me im really fucking good looking and that im her type

>>39431811
i finally fell under 180lbs today

>>39431908
cute pupper

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>>39431958
>>39431967

you're well on your journey to making it anons

>we're all gonna make it one day brah's

>>39431968
good shit anon there's nothing in your way from reaching your end goal

>>39431990

Cheers anon

>>39431968
Thanks. Congrats on hitting a goal.

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Out of a sample size of 20+ on leddit, I averaged an 8.5/10 in terms of facial aesthetics.

tfw

>>39432019
glorious anon, go slay some sloots on behalf of all of us here at /fit/

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>>39432019
Is this you?

>>39432081

Nope

my plan is to get into more cert training. 2017 here i come...

wish me luck breh

CEH
SEC+
CCNP RS/Sec
GSEC

Doing well at uni, I think I also aced an interview for a good internship, hoping they call me (1 month wait)

been testing my maxes before i cut
5'9 190lb

squat 425, failed 440 but i think if i prepared better i could of had it
deadlift 485
weighted pull ups +90lb for 2
weighted dips +100lb for 10
bench pr too but it shit 275x2 ;_;

>>39432132
good luck brah, you're gonna pass that shit easy.

>inb4 the names bond

>>39432147
im sure you're gonna get that call anon, godspeed.

>>39432157
keep smashing it anon, sick as fuark pr's. work on that bench though.

>>39432161
>>inb4 the names bond

you know what i do??

I'm actually waiting to join a federal agency. have some guys i work with from federal agencies, you make more money in the private sector but i want to work for the FBI in cyber crimes/cybersecurity....

A 7/10 girl mired me in the bus and lost her spaghetti, got her digits bros. I finally feel like I'm making progress girl wise

>>39432186
i'm going into the the air force and am shooting for AFSOC, i've looked in to some security clearances for future reference.

as far as what you want to do, private sector may be better in terms of pay but the FBI and CIA will have better job security.

if i didn't enjoy thrill seeking and the outdoors so much i'd probably do something in cyber security.

>tfw might have been mired by a 6/10 blonde today

I mean it's probably wishful thinking but I'm just going to assume she was

>>39432211
7/10 is the best score possible desu, not super hot enough to be a basic bitch but not ugly enough to be weird and awkward. go get it anon, godspeed.

>>39432228
of course she was miring you anon you're a sick cunt.

>two different girls want me to workout with them, teach them form
woohoo no more craigslist crusing
never did find a trap though

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>car out of shop over a day early
>started new better job on tues after almost 2 mo's of unemployment and no income
>me and her talking again out of the blue, hung out last night and fucked like animals then did lunch today
>improvements in the gym every week, might hit 1/2/3/4 before end of year afterall (deadlift)

>>39432248
good shit anon, maybe try working out with them at the same time to make them aware they have competition.

>shoot for the stars anon go for the threesome

>did Diddley's today.

>Crushed my last pr and I'm ten lbs away from lmao3pl8

After four months of lifting from absolutely no exercise prior. Feels good.

>>39432262
all around good feels anon, hope it keeps going up from here.

>>39432275
sometimes all we need it a break anon keep climbing.

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>going to start job in January
>enjoying my last few months as a NEET
>friends are happy for me
>gym bro and I making good progress
>finally over my ex
>feeling optimistic, looking forward to the future and any qts I might encounter

>>39432318
sounds like things are looking up anon keep making progress.

>fuck that bitch anon you're gonna get mires from qt's left and right

>>39432318
pretty cool mane, you've made it

keep that chin up

Girl wants to exchange snapchat pics with me

>>39432362
get some nudes anon, for all of /fit/.

>>39431811
Went from squatting 145 to 160 lbs for 3x5

Looking to break 180 by the end of the month.

I have now been able to solidly bench 145 lbs at 3x5, so I hope to hit 165 by the end of the month a swell.

>Still need to do deadlifts to see what I can do

I'm a god on my exterior but a failure of humongous proportions on the inside
This is what lifting will do for you

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>>39432413
>but a failure of humongous proportions on the inside

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>>39431811
tfw no gf

I'm actually ahead of most of my coursework.
Got one final paper left for the semester.

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>>39432413
>>39432426
>>39432450

cut this shit out anons this thread is for good feels

>we're all gonna make one day brah's ya just gotta believe.

>>39432233
>you're a sick cunt

T-thanks. Y-you too...

>>39431908
Adorable puppy!

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Even if everything in life is fucking downhill, my lifts are going up. At 1/2/3/4 now for 3rm roughly. My friends/mom have asked why don't I apply the same discipline to study or socialization - not sure I have the answer.
Further good feels - winter is coming, looking forward to snow+silence.

>>39432497
winter is comfy anon, use that to maybe get some brain gains and talk to sloots. every girl is more desperate in the winter, im sure you'll find a qt to cuddle up with.

>>39431811
got another exam result back. A clean pass.
for someone who's final year CS major, this is very delightful news. As god knows how disgustingly difficult they make those exams.

>>39431811
in class today passing a handout to 7/10 qt next to me and she says

>thank you

not even "thanks" brahs

i think im gonna hit it

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OP here, signing off for the night boys. keep the good feels rollin'.

>we're all gonna make it brah's

>>39432569
goodnight :3

>>39432545
woohoo! i also have been getting pretty good grades lately, its a great feel

Started talking to a qt
We're hanging next week
Wish me luck brehs

>>39431948
I feel for ya, man. I'm an Ausfag (Victoria) and I hear our curriculums are being changed to basically make men bad guys. Fucking autistic if you ask me.

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>>39432569
l8r m8. /fit/ is such a downer place lately, i remember it used to be bantz but uplifting. now it's all 'LOL U CANT LIFT 5PL8 BY THIRD WEEK' or 'LOL MANLET'

I might be able to do my NYR after all and scend my first v8. I've managed to do each individual move except the crux. Once I figure it out I just have to link it together

>>39432569
You gonna make it we all gonna make it

today I finally weighed 250lbs, which was amazing becuase i swear i had been sitting at 254-251 for at least two weeks. Today I finally OHPed 130, so getting close to lmaopla8. Bench is at 190 for reps, so hopefully 200 by mid December. Just actually feeling like maybe lifting is the one thing I can truly count on when a lot in my life has been pretty precarious lately.

>>39431811
have Cute as fuck asian gf. She likes a whole lot of what I like and we have an amazing relationship with tons of great sex. Feels fucking good. Also, she is not a gains goblin.

Finally ready for my first bouldering competition! Now to slay some pussy. Beat the shit out of someone I've hated since highschool

>>39431811
Feeling much less apprehension about talking to people lately, even striking up conversations with strangers. I've come a long way from my autistic hermit days.

I moved from a big city to a smaller town in hopes of getting my shit together in a bigger space/garden etc.

Hasn't worked at all. I work from home so I only leave the house to go to the gym or supermarket.

Went through a divorce a few years ago, which put me onto a pretty bad track mentally and financially.

Been in a kinda long distance relationship, which has gotten in the way of other relationships that could have potentially worked.

I got a cat, he's a jerk for the most part.

None of my old hobbies interest me. Can't get into any new ones.

When I try to turn things around and get back on my feet, something always comes up.

Moving back to the city mid next year, when I have the cash to do so.

We'll see how that goes.

It all just seemed to flow out of me. Clearly don't talk to anyone about it.

>>39431908
god i want pupper so bad. Too bad i'm poor af college student.

>>39433059
FUCK

I didn't read the thing properly.

SORRY ANONS

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Finally hit lmao1pl8 today in my bench after 11 months. Actually seeing some muscle increase ever since I started my bulk. I don't look like a typical skinny pajeet anymore.

The reason it took so long to hit my bench was because I was cutting for the first 7 months of me lifting because I was kind of overweight.

>>39432479
thanks brah. Not op's but your positivity is appreciated. Seriously, these are the best threads on /fit/

>>39433071
it's ok. You're gonna move back, and kill it in the city. There will be a lot of things to do and a lot of people to meet and you're gonna make it. I believe in you anon.

did 255 lb deadlifts for reps just now, easy af compared to when i started. i could probably do 20-30 more pounds ez. 3 pl8 here i come

>>39433077
I'm you from the past. I'm only 2 months in and I'm starting on a cut too. 2 months ago I was doing everything with the bar. I just squatted 1pl8. I've lost 10 pounds so far. It's modest progress but it's progress.

Tell me about making it, George.

>>39431811
hung out with a girl and played basketball today
seeing her again tomorrow

wish me luck

>>39431811
boutta break my nofap. who is dis chick?

>>39433245
g-good luck

>>39433262

Iskra Lawrence

>>39431811
Grades went up, i finally stopped doing meme routines and fucking around and started doing SS, all lifts have shot up considerably to the point where among normies im pretty much out of DYEL mode, and im starting to take the first steps to getting my shit together. Feels good mang

>>39432655
fuck yeah bro you got this

>>39433276
thanks anon
she's snapchatting me right now, gotta be a decent sign

>>39432589
Good luck m80.
Not like you need it. You've got this.

Taking 2 tabs of good acid on Friday in the woods. This will be the second time doing it, first time almost 4 years ago was life changing and positive but not ideal due to bad planning. This time everything's just right, know what to expect and will have plenty of free time to recover. Hopefully I come out of it refreshed and with an even chiller, more relaxed mindset

Nearly at .5/1/1.5/2. Just one more bump up with bench and deads and that'll do it.
I remember not lifting all summer because I thought my job would help me keep my strength. I was wrong.
>tfw could've been stronger by this point
>tfw using that to remind myself to stay on the goddamn horse

messaged first on tinder (again hehe)

nothing big

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still reeling

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>>39433483
>opened snapchat yesterday
>last received snap was in august
>mfw

>>39433556
same
>tfw replied but she didn't afterwards

f-fuck you too

The only thing I feel is weights and pussy. Sometimes I'll bring an Asian 6 (bread and butter of sex) to Costco on a Saturday and feel her tiddies.

Get laid regularly, damnit. It's not fucking hard if you exercise/eat properly, and you feel great all the time.

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>>39433603
>Sometimes I'll bring an Asian 6 (bread and butter of sex) to Costco on a Saturday and feel her tiddies.

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>>39433603
>Sometimes I'll bring an Asian 6 (bread and butter of sex) to Costco on a Saturday and feel her tiddies.

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Getting over my depression and I'm about to sign up to the local gym again after seven years.

Things will get better.

>tfw backsliding
>tfw hating myself again

Discontent is the first step on the road to making it

>>39433894
>tfw this is true
I never get better bigger spurts of progress than when i really hate myself for a bit

>>39433923
I'm glad someone else understands this. its a lot of mind vs body stuff, for me

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>tfw automatic sliding doors now open without you having to wave your hands around near the sensor

Finally making it out of skellingkton mode

>>39431811
For once I slept without waking up at 4 am and then being unable to sleep.

The downside is that I overslept by 2 hours because my alarm clock didn't go off.

>>39431908
good gains pupper

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>>39434079
>Transcending the physical realm mode


>tfw dyel as fuck 2 months in but seeing first gains and people actualy mentioned it without me ever telling them about working out

im hooked brodimirs
also, i want huge fucking set of killer traps

doing barbelll shrugs with 90kg atm but i think ill get into that rack pull business

>tfw qt mired my dyel 5x130kg diddlly

>have lost 50kg
>5 more to go
I can see the light

>>39434142
absolutely based

>>39434123
>want huge traps

My nigga. Literally my favorite muscle to check out in the mirror, maybe second to collarbones

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>>39431811
Well my internship is shit, I'm becoming lazy as fuck for everything except lifting and my studies are going down the shitter, but my life is way better now that it was 3 months ago. I started lifting to stop drinking, and it works wonders. I'm able to get dates with 7 to 9/10 qts from time to time, nothing ever comes out of it but I think it's good for seduction gains and approaching girls in general. I'm getting my noob gains and I'll soon be out of skellymode. Also,
>Broke with chubby gf a few months ago but we're still friends, no hard feelings
>She hits the gym too
>Fucked her once after
>She feels my abs, tells me I'm even better at sex than before
>Saw her last week
>In three months she went from slightly overweight to BREHS-tier T H I C C
>She kept her awesome tiddies and has an hourglass silouhette now + amazing ass
>Contacted me yesterday to basically tell me she wants my D this weekend
I'm still unable to get laid with other girls than my ex but I think it's a good feel.

>>39434123
Feast on this feeling buddy

>>39431908
Naaaaaaaw

>there are people on this board RIGHT NOW that arent dog people

>>39431811
>starting cushy hotel job in a couple of weeks after working shit-tier physical labor for the past seven months
>band needs me to write intricate, melodic, Plini/AAL-tier solos and leads for really pretty progressive post-rock material so finally feeling creatively stimulated
>gf gets extra needy in winter so permacuddling
>pokemon comes out friday and I have bandmates and gf to play it with
>college classes feel easy this semester and I keep getting flirted with by classmates and the ladies working the cafe
>thicc milf cafe manager gives me free smoothies whenever she's working the register because I'm a qt according to her
>finally got good at managing time so I can handle two bands, solo side stuff, college, lifts, friends, work, gf, browsing, and vidya without stress

>>39431811
there's a very cute italian redhead in my spanish class and i'm going to ask her out on a date. it feels very nice to not be able to do so. i used to not even make an attempt because I felt like there was no point

>>39434608
to do so*

Have a qt 'significant other' in a different country from mine and we skype a lot. During one of our skype call I'm getting ready for a bet and I say to her "Yesterday I ran 6km in 25 minutes. You strip naked and set a stopwatch. At 23 minutes you can put your clothes back on and I won't see you unless i make that time". She agreed and I made it in 22 minutes

>>39434608
>italian redhead
Please fuck her for me vicariously

>>39434200
this nigga aint getting no dates with 9/10s

>>39431811
woke up
drank coffee
warmed up and did my sets
ate breakfast
>more energetic throughout the day
>happier
>more relaxed
>looking better every week
feels pretty good bruhs

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>>39435273
>>more energetic throughout the day

im speeking from experience, the more tired you feel the better you look not tired like in a bad way but tired like your busting so hard your kinda tied but you dgaf and just bust through that shit you gotta keep busting and busting when your natty you have to bust al kinds al the time im callin it bro people that go in the gym do they 1 hour workout and are happy and energized are dyel 9/10 times

>>39431811
Hit PR in weighted chin-ups.
Got gf.
Trying to get arms to grow.

Feeling a-okay

>>39434608
Good luck anon! Remember to keep on trying with other women even if you get rejected

>>39435316
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE

>started lifting a month ago
>hit lmao2pl8 squat yesterday
>exiting skeleton mode
>birthday coming up soon and for the first time in a while I'll have people around me to celebrate it
>feelsgoodman

>>39431811
>Started lifting two months ago, finally found a proper gym, some guys there taught me proper form so I finally see some gains
>Cut out the Weed, fill the time with a bunch of new hobbies and sports instead
>Started socialising at Uni and outside of party situations, turns out is easy af, made new friends already
>Finally making an effort to talk to girls, get numbers and ask them out, though the regret of countless missed easy opportunities still weighs down my spirit

It's really wierd that something taht is considered as a mundane , every day thing like getting laid seems so utterly impossible to me all the while I did many things most normal people wouls consider extraordinary.

But we all have our crosses to bear, out fight to fight ,and this one is mine.
I've never tried to get laid, I've even avoided women who liked me because I didn't want to accept this challenge and finally overcome what has always been on my mind ever since puberty.
Now I can't procrastinate on that any longer, it's time. An no matter how unlikely my success seems, I need to try.

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Girl I like likes me back and we've been dating for like s month.

Only issue is I'm scarred to get naked/shirtless in front of her because i'm still pretty fat so sex is a no go at the moment. On pretty extreme diet for a guy my size so hopefully I can slay the Asian puss on Christmas.

>>39435338
Admiration and respect to you mate

>>39432450
Enjoy the freedom. Talk to qts and let your spaghetti go everywhere, it doesn't fucking matter.

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>>39431811

>>39433059
hey man, I don't know those feels but it takes a fucking gangster to go through that divorce shit, geddit big fella

>>39435262
>Imblying
Nigga why would I brag about fake stuff on a Nigerian cow lifting forum ? I really do sometimes get dates with with 9/10 girls. Usually I don't get any further than the second date, they either lose interest, already have a boyfriend or I'm shit at closing and texting. Surely all of the above, now that I think of it.

>>39431811
>Been doing martial arts for 5 years and then went into boxing for the last 3 years
>This year I really committed and decided to start working hard; had my first boxing match and won easily
>The other night we had this guy over from another country sparring; I fought on level with him and in my opinion I was the better man

My trainer came up to me after the fight and for the first time ever he said to me "You could be a very, very good fighter you know".

I said thanks and he said "I'm not just saying that, you could be a seriously good fighter if you wanted to be. You've got it"


It hit me right in the feels brahs. It's been a long road and I've always been the underdog my entire life; martial arts and boxing didn't come natural to me and when everyone else was improving I was still shit a few years down the line. I've finally hit a point where the hard work has paid off and I'm one of the top guys down my club.

>>39431908
yes so good

so smart

yes so silly!

>>39431811
I am doing great with health and college and more importantly I have a good group of friends now. The only negative left is the whole kissless virgin thing I'm only 19 and I'm getting more talkative. Hopefully by the end of this year I'll be completely into normalfag mode.

>>39433835
hang in there, youre doing great. we're all gonna make it brah

Really depressed and I'm at a shitty situation at my current uni. Transferring in 3 weeks and I hope I never see any of these fuckers again. 3 weeks feels like a looooong time though.

Hit 5pl8 squat, then 5pl8 + 5kg, and then 3pl8 bench yesterday.

Lost virginity and kiss this year before getting fit (age 22). Made a tinder and getting 5+ matches a day. Girls straight up tell me im cute. Is this real life?

>>39435974
You give me hope Anon.
I've been playing rugby for a few weeks, and I'm the worst player in a field of beginners.
I always used to be the kid picked last in school. I can do well enough when I'm on my own like in martial arts but once a team depends on me all confidence disappears and I can't think of anything but fucking up.

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I just got married to my one and only SO I've ever been with, got back from a 2 week honeymoon to Japan, and immediately when we got back there was a stray cat that we now have. Pic related

>Final divorce hearing today
>almost free

don't fall for the marriage meme, fit

>>39434595
>Plini/AAL-tier solos and leads for really pretty progressive post-rock material
Please link you fucking rad bastard

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Work at B4 they just updated our salaries. I'll be making around 60k-65k coming out of school, is that good?

>>39435556

If she likes you and you're dating she wants to fuck you retard. Just go for it.

A few things recently:

I went on a trip with some bros last month, they've all asked me for advice on losing weight recently.

I've had this realisation that my body is malleable and given time I can do whatever the fuck I want with it. I'm changing up my goals to something I can be happy with.

I saw some pictures of what I've looked like throughout the years at my Grandparents house, I'm doing good boys.

I think I'm happy, I can get even happier through hard work as well.

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>>39431811
This week:

Hit 160kg diddly

A super attractive girl said yes to a date

A-am I making it?

>start back at the gym after ~2 years
>start doing yoga
>doing cardio, going to work, gym, yoga
>on a -800 cut
still managed to hit lmao1plate squat and am seeing gains on bench

just gotta keep at it

>>39435556
Hey, idiot retard fuck, if you're dating her then you should be fucking her. Do it now before she realizes what a terrible mistake she has made by dating a fat retard.

>>39436897

>160kg
>making it

at least you're on path. gl w/ date you spaghetti monster.

>>39431847
Unions are bad and you being protected from being fired hurts the whole society economically. Cheers.

>>39437068

ty babe

Hope to hit 4pl8 in a few months

>>39437076
>>39431847
nvm, I didn't read the situation. It's all good, anon, I'm happy for you.

>about to buy a new car
>new job prospect in Boston
>smashed first interview
>smashed second interview
>they only call references of their top candidates
>all three of my references told me they were contacted
>gf and I haven't been fighting as much recently


75kg split jerk
102kg front squat
183kg diddy
142kg backsquat
65kg OHP

it's going OK m8. If only gf would go to the gym..

>>39431811
Going to this semi formal with a qt. She's got a great ass and seems like she'd be a freak in bed. I've been scheming on her for a while now, wish me luck boys

>>39437102

Here's one (You) for luck

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Finally going back to the gym after 2 months injury. I fucking hate losing gains.

>>39436490

>honeymoon in weebland

How'd that go? Where exactly did you go? I like that it's a non-traditional location, i.e not fucking jamacia. Tell me more.

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>>39437099

>>39437128

Went to Tokyo, Hakone, Kyoto, Takayama, and some smaller towns on the west coast of the country. Was absolutely amazing, the language barrier wasn't the most intimidating part (it was the way they dressed - everyone was in suits and we felt really underdressed even in the subway). Very expensive trip, but we wanted to go balls deep for a honeymoon. Some really romantic spots and hot springs so it still felt like a really intimate trip. If you end up going, lifting really makes you stand out since everyone is a manlet and you'll be more in shape than anyone else there. As long as you're not another asian they'll love you

>>39437228

I am a cis-gendered, straight while male from New England.

>>39437228
You ever read that greentext by the anon who figured out that, if you're white, Japan is heaven for petty criminals? Guy was a menace and nobody even bothered him. Its a good read.

>>39437244

Then you're golden; We had a few private tour guides and each one of them openly shit on Chinese and Korean people. The only bit of "racism" I thought was happening was that on one tram ride there were these two women gesturing at their faces and looking at us and laughing, and another time I felt uncomfortable was on the subway and everyone I looked at was eye contact.
If you ever go I'd say learn a little bit of the language - it really helped interacting with hotel staff. Restaurants were easy enough since you could basically just point to what you wanted on the menu, but dealing with hotel people had a few awkward moments.

I'd say the weirdest thing was you weren't allowed into the hotel public hot springs if you had a tattoo - my wife couldn't go in one until we had a private ryokan spring. They think tattoos symbolize gangs and the mafia and it'll scare the other guests

>>39437288

gf and I are also tatooless.

the only real unfortunate thing is that her dad is 100% committed to paying for her and her sister's weddings, and honeymoons. Thus, aside from some minimal influence she pretty much gets to pick. She's not the type of girl to drop the daddy card, but for an entire wedding and honeymoon to be paid for, it's kind of implied.

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>>39433245
You're gonna make it bruh

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>>39431811
I've been struggling trying to get below 200 lbs for 5 years. Been a roller-coaster of anywhere between 203 to 235 in that time.

Just weighed myself today at 188

hit one plate bench only been lifting for 2 months. hit 2 plate Deadlift yesterday feels good. too bad I can't get a cutie

>>39431817
Wow I want to hear this story

good feels turned into bad ones

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>>39437635
Right on bro

>>39437099
>Can get a decent job
>Fights with gf don't occur as much

Hmmm I wonder why?

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Squatted 130kg and it felt really good. Ever since I switched to low bar my squat has been going up and it feels more and more comfortable as I refine my form. Feels good not dreading heavy squat sessions.

Also I was at the dentist the other day and the assistant kept touching/resting her hip area on my elbow when doing her thing. I don't know if she did it on purpose or not, she was kinda qt and she sounded a bit flirty, but I'm socially retarded so I don't really know.

>>39438041
When the hair cut girl rest her massive boobies on you. Gotta love it

>>39438057
I've had the same guy cut my hair for 10+ years so I can't relate, sadly.

>>39431948
>what is it about people in manager/administrative positions being total retards?
They have no clue what they're doing, and have a hyperinflated ego.
I work in IT, have a master's in CS and 20 years experience, and currently work at a big tech firm where I'm in primarily charge of hiring other tech people, together with a more classical HR guy. You wouldn't believe the bullshit he spouts during interviews.
Liek to give an example, we were interviewing a guy for a sysadmin positiona few weeks ago, he was just done explaining how he'd solve a fairly complex problem, and this moron asks him if he's familiar with Excel. Of course, the guy asked if that was a fucking joke (literally his words), which caused Mr Moron to be severely buttflustered and ultimately not agreeing to hire the guy (he was by far the best candidate for this position, but it has to be a joint decision by us two in order for it to go through to the higher ups.)

>tfw well below overweight and staying there
>tfw able to do more crunches and other exercises without feeling like I'm dying
>tfw you can just eat a few bites of something or even just drink something if you're hungry between meals and be fine

>>39432602
all these misc and r9k pussies have invaded

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>>39438662
jesus christ

>3 year database guy here with minimal education
>inflation is rising faster than my salary

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>>39437128
that's how it went

1 month into athletic rings and calisthenic training (lifting for 3+ years so picked it up quickly) making fast progressions, already had 3 dudes mire in the gym, started finally going on morning jogs, final year of unis going awesome, me and my GF have been on the same wavelength a lot lately and both understand eachother really well atm- not sure why but i'll take it, life seems real good at the moment brahss

To anyone feeling down always remember, things get better, and when you do finally push through all of that deep emotional shit and get yourself out of that rut you'll look back and laugh cause you'll be so much stronger from it.

...I think thats enough cheese from me for one night, g'night bros, we're ALL gonna make it.

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>passing 2/4 of my classes
>hate my accounting major
>not sure what I want to do with my life
>still very behind in my classes
>trying to finish school so I can get a better job to help my mom
>whole family is having money problems
>all my friends are moving on with their lives
>no gf ever
>still a virgin

I've been in school for a very long time. I should have graduated, but I dropped and failed a few classes, so I'm very behind. Also the lonely fels are getting stronger.

I haven't killed myself yet, so I guess thats the only good feels I got for this thread.

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I TEXTED TWO SUPREME QTS FOR HOURS TODAY
>TWO
>one of them is dedicated to fitness
>the other is an amateur model
>they both stayed awake to text me
>they both fell asleep saying something sweet
>one of them called me 'babe'
I don't know what's happening, this is so abrupt and confusing. I was in tears yesterday trying to convince myself things would get better

I actually feel an endorphin rush today. I feel confident. I'm excited for tomorrow. I haven't had these emotions since I was a teenager. I don't know what to do with myself

These girls are so absurdly far out of my league.

jesus christ what if they're scammers
what if somebody is playing a joke on me
i'm getting increasingly nervous thinking about it

>>39435489
Godspeed anon, dont stop now

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Op is back my friends, good too see that i've cultivated such a successful and positive thread. so many good things happening to so many anons, there is hope for us all.

>we're all gonna make it brahs

>>39436490
mirin the cat gains breh

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>>39439622
are you me? am I you?

keep going. that's what I keep telling myself. it'll all be worth it when you finally graduate...


I hope.

I'm so tired after today's gym. Just been lying on my bed for 2 hours, don't have energy to do anything.
Is it supposed to be like this?

I could kill for a chocolate

>>39439622

I'm in the same situation but, get this, I study English. Granted, being an English major in a non-English speaking country gives me some options but still. English. WTF was I thinking.

>>39439908
revel in your exhaustion anon, means you're working hard and if you're working hard you're doing some shit right.

>>39439882

seriously guys, I do believe in God but the thought that Aziz is somewhere out there watching us and hoping we make it is comforting

or maybe I just need a friend. I don't know.

>>39439935
you got plenty of friends bud, we're all bros here on /fit/ whether you believe in god or not. it is comforting to think there might be somebody out there rooting for you no matter what though.

>we're all gonna make it brah

hit 3 pl8 diddly today

2 months lifting

it was pretty easy but i almost blacked out after lockout

shit was hilarious for me
not so much for observers

>>39439744

I know the feel. Try to distance yourself from those extremes of emotion (whether it's super happy or super depressed) - it'll make you more mentally stable in the long run.

>>39439899
Whats your major?

>>39439921
I mean do you really enjoy it?

>>39440000
Checked.
> Mfw lifting for almost a year, still at 2.5 pl8 dl

>>39440028


not in the slightest. there's a classic T.S. Eliot text I'm supposed to read literally right in front of me (between my chest and laptop) but I just can't be bothered.

>>39440062
where did you start ?

im 6'1 84 kg bw now so im pretty sizable lad for you

im wondering when i will snap my shit at this rate

did some rack pulls today with 170kg, the lat and trap activation is fucking insane 2/10 would recommend to everyone

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how to eat a girl out?? girl from tinder wants fo bang tonight shes coming over my place, but she straight up said she doesnt cum from penetration. problem is ive never eaten a girl out before. any tips??

>>39440084
dont ask me im 24 yo kisslessvirgin

>>39440084
Grindr

>>39440084

>eat out
>tinder

here's my tip: Don't.

You're going to lap up another man's cum. Super gross.

If you're going to eat out girls, save it for your girlfriend dude.

Just bang her .

I broke up with her 4 months ago and no amount of "I broke up with her so I'm good" thoughts prepared me for seeing her with another guy.

I know the relationship couldn't continue but damn, it still hurts even when you know.

My lifts are all going up, I've cut a lot of body fat and I'v been volunteering and focusing on school.

I'm in a way better place but I wish I didn't have to meet the right person at the wrong time

>>39432157
Finally someone who does pull-ups as heavy as me.

I'm 6'0" 200lb, have done 4 reps with +90lb and 2 with +100

Had a job interview, went pretty good and they wanted me to do a workrelated project to test me, not too happy with that one but they hire 2 guys out of 5 so... hoping

>>39439862
Thanks , dude.
For a board centered around self-improvement, there's a lot of sour grapes on here in other threads.
I don't even lift or do any of my other things for girls - it's because I realised I will need to build my tower for as long as I live.

I'll get laid eventually, and then?

Then the next Monkey's going to jump on my back.

I just really,really want to get this particular one off, because it has bugged me for so many years, and because I realised recently I still have many things to learn and fears to overcome if I want to get there.

>>39440121
>Tinder

I've considered it, but I want to learn how to get over myself and do it properly. Also,even as a virgin a completely random , chemistry-free Tinder hookup doesn't sound that appealing.
Nonetheless, is it worth the trouble of making a proper profile just for the grill exp it gets you even if you don't intend to bang?

>>39441001

>is it worth making a tinder profile and not even getting laid

N-no anon. Why do you think it would be? You don't need XP, you need confidence anon.

Online dating is shit and boy oh boy does it suck, the only plus side is getting laid.

(This is coming from one autist to another)

Interacting with people is a nightmare, and it's not like interacting with clients which gets me money, this is just sex.

So you want to talk to these vapid whores for... for nothing?

wtf dude

>>39441025
>Interacting with people is a nightmare

I guess we're different in that regard. As a former Autists, talking to all kinds of people is something that brightens my day.
I can go without it, but I like it. I just need to talk to as many attractive girls as possible so I can figure out the Nuts and Bolts of getting Laid. Rejection ain't no thing, feels good to actually try.

But screw it, it doesn't really matter whom I fuck for the first time as long as I actually do it, right? It's just a hassle taking the good pictures you need to be successful on there, then steering around inane conversations to get to meeting as soon as possible.

>>39431908
can you feed doggos protein powder? I have a pitbull and wanna get him jacked as fuck

>>39432602
manlet detected.... jk

>>39432497
Supermang pepe!

>working out after class
>lots of girls in gym training for winter sports
>on my last set of squats
>group of girls come over and smile at me
>on my last rep the cutest one in the group says "You're really good!" in a super nice way

I said told her thanks and her and her friends went back to their rack. It's easily been three years since a girl has said anything nice for no reason like that to me. I've felt really good about myself for the last couple hours.

>>39440084
spell out the alphabet with your tongue

>Got fat but kept all my clothes from when I wasn't as fat
>Couldn't wear any of them for at least 2 years
>Literally wearing the same 3-5 shirts every week because I hate myself and hated shopping
>Lost a good 60lbs
>Wardrobe has tripled in size, wearing old shirts again
>Looking like a 5/10 instead of a 2/10 when clothed
Feels good
need to lose another 40lbs to be right where I want to be

>>39441231
>>39431908
Does anyone have thread with the cat workout? I've been looking for it for ages.

>started pursuing voice acting hardcore
>got an audition at Disney
Wish me luck bros

>>39443077
>Disney
Dang, I bet they have high standards. Good luck.

>>39443077
shit man good luck, i want to do the same but have no idea where to begin

>>39431948
STAY AWAY FROM MY KIDS YOUR BEUROCRATIC CUNTS!
STOP FILLING THEIR HEADS WITH KEK-LEVEL BULLSHIT INSTEAD OF DISCOURSE!
STOP MAKING EXCUSES FOR BILLY, HE'S FAT AND HE KNOWS IT, HE WANTS TO GET SHREDDED BUT "NO P.E." RULE AND HIS FUCKING FATASFATASS PARENTS KEEP BRAINWASHING HIM THAT HE'S PERFECT! HE KNOW'S HE'S NOT, HE WANTS TO E BETTER!
STOP TELLING ALICE IT'S OKAY TO TEASE BOYS SEXUALLY THEN DOB THEM IN FOR SEXUAL HARRASMENT WHEN THEY FUMBLE AND TRY TO ACT ON IT!
STOP TEACHING "WOMEN ARE WONDERFUL, MEWN ARE RAPISTS"!
STOP TELLING TYRONE HE "DESERVES" SPECIAL TREATMENT BECAUSE OF HIS SKIN! HE DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK, AND MY LITTLE NIGGA WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE IF YOU CALL HIM A NIGGER!
ALL MY KIDS WANT TO BE TREATED WITH FAIRNESS, THAT MEANS MISSING OUT, BEING HURT, NOT HAVING THINGS, AND LEARNING TO SHUTUP!
YOU ECONOMISTS WHO RUN THE EDUCATION MINISTRY, WHO KNOW NOTHING OF PEDAGOGY NOR WORK WITH THESE VALUBALE, HORRIBLE, BEAUTIFUL, SHITTY, DELICATE AND ROBUST HUMANS CAN
FUCK
RIGHT
OFF
REEEEEEEE

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>>39431811
I got laid 2 times this week and going to meet an old fuck buddy this sunday.

I made it /fit/.

under 190lbs and in the 180s for the first time in like a year

>>39443077
>>39445097
>>39444634
>other VA Bro's on /fit/
Is this the real life?

I work a shifty fast food job, come home, do my exercises, and start looking for gigs (when I'm not animating my own).

How would an Australian fair over there in the US?

>>39437076

>unions are bad

there, we found the retard

>>39433059
>I got a cat, he's a jerk for the most part.
Shit I know this feel bruh, my cat never shows any affection and it hurts because I love her so much. Still, I found a cat outside my house in the middle of the rain some months ago and kept it and took care of her. She eventually had kittens and they're all really cute and affectionate.
>tfw a cat purrs while sitting on your lap
Feels amazing desu

>After so many months (11), finally cleared by Doc to start lifting and fighting again
> Back feels excellent, strong, and ready (herniated L5/S1 Oct 2015)
> Great job with fantastic pay, nice apartment with best friend
> Finally found vidya worth playing, books worth reading, and projects worth completing after 6 long years of depression
> For the first time in forever, the sound of my alarm is exciting rather than soul crushing
> Its the holidays and I get to see my family and all my friends

Its like crack. It had been so long that I had forgotten what happiness felt like. We're all gonna make it.

>>39431811

I'm doing pretty well. Cutting so I'm deloading on my lifts but I just came back from a lakeside resort with my girlfriend, killing it in medical school and am the class president. Now all I gotta do is study my ass off for the big licensing exam that happens after 2 years.

>>39432568
Noice breh

>>39433520
Just wait till you try Dmt breh. Shits life changing

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>>39433603
>Sometimes I'll bring an Asian 6 (bread and butter of sex) to Costco on a Saturday and feel her tiddies.

>>39431948
>what is it about people in manager/administrative positions being total retards?

It's called the Peter Principal - "managers rise to the level of their incompetence".

>>39431811
didn't want to die as badly as yesterday

>>39437998

>already have a decent job with a bio degree
>implying our fights have anything to do with money

I didn't say nor imply I was a NEET, pal.

finally achieved 2 pl8 squat for reps
fucked my ex qt gf in the ass
got my drivers license
no job yet, but made some decent cash

It's been a good week so far, feels good famalams

>>39433603
>And you feel great all the time

It's true, I can talk to and flirt with girls really well when I'm in a good mood. In fact, I can even easily attract them by just being my social self without making thinking about it.
Only problem is, once I actually start to think that I may get laid I suddenly realise I'm a virgin and haven't done any of this before, which immediately drags me down.
Also puts me in a terrible mood when I have nothing better to do and start dwelling on it.

I need to let go of thinkig about my virginity if I ever want to actually lose it. When I do, I feel great and don't give shit, wich is attractive as hell apparently. How?

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I've had a good run lately.

>fucked this cute girl at a hotel. She's okay with my tongue in her asshole
>fucked my first trap in the ass. No condom LOL
>fucked this girl I shouldn't have fucked but meh I've got urges man

Going out tomorrow, wish me luck

>>39431811
Recently passed the aptitude test for the military. Will hoepfully be fully in by February.

So close to getting a qt gf

Wish me luck

>>39431811
After almost a year of getting dumped by my first love, who was too insecure of her bipolar disorder to get close to me and left me a wreck, I got it on with a gorgeous girl who makes it a habit to tell me how much I mean to her every day. I've almost made it lads.
To keep it fit related, next workout I'll go for a 90kg squat 5RM after 6 fucking months. Got a new belt and a free Monster energy drink to achieve it.
Things are going well, and if it happened to me, it will happen to you too.

>>39435556
Just have sex, she obviously doesn't care about you being fat. Tell her your goals to lose weight, she'll admire that.

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I'm on a one-year internship in the US, which is pretty cool in by itself. Making pretty decent money and actually doing real work, not the typical internship shit. Hard work and sometimes it sucks fucking balls, but it's probably gonna pay off pretty nicely in a couple of years.

Also proving to myself that I can be self-sufficient and workout/read/make proper food even while working 8-17+, which is neat.

And I've gone from barely one chinup to doing five,and someone told me I looked /fit/ the other day.

Just finished my final university exams. Feels good.

>shutting out the bad feels of how the rest of my life is a wreck and crippling loneliness and social isolation


Feels good. R-right?

>>39450767
what work ya doing anon?

>>39433077
you've got a killer midsection, friend. Like greek statue. Just keep training it and make the rest of your body beautiful. We're all gonna make it.

>>39433550
>tfw could've been stronger by this point
Why do we fall, Bruce?

>first bulk - added 20kg to bench, 50kg to DL but got fat
>first cut - wasted away to nothing, lost so many gains

but now
>all lifts are progressing well
>I am stronger for knowing what not to do
>I am stronger for having been to the bottom


We'll all make it

>>39450894

Installations of automated vehicles in various factories. It's a real bitch sometimes, but you can't beat the experience. Shit, I spent seven days cutting up a concrete floor from hours 15-02 and re-designing the layout, that was a fucking ride.

I'm not even studying to be an electrical engineer, but being able to say you've been responsible for part of a million-dollar project is pretty hard to beat resume-wise. But I don't think I'd want to settle on this job as a career - for one, I'm actually studying physics, and secondly, working on the field is a pretty shit deal life-wise.

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>>39450919

>>39440084
bro... shes lying lol

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>>39450997

>>39450997
ENHANCE IT

>>39437276
Link?

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>>39432161
Updating sooner than I thought, I got called today! I think it's because I sent a thank-you mail after the interview.

Got into the second stage and I have the interview with the CEOs on thursday! Hopefully this means I'm landing the internship, really happy about this.

Now if only I could stop lurking and start studying...

>>39451092
https://i.imgur.com/N30y9mY.png

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>last friday night
>go to the bar with friends after work
>type of bar that turns into a club around 10pm or so
>hang out for a while just sipping beers and playing pool
>about 10pm or so
>music steadily starts increasing in volume
>classic rock morphs into rap
>girlls in miniskirts start showing up
>my friends start hitting on them
>too much social anxiety to talk to grills
>leave the bar
>walk to the train station
>pass by a macys that's open until 11pm
>"might as well go shopping, I'm on the market for a dress shirt"
>walk to suit department, gay guy asks if he can help
>he takes my measurements
>"With measurements as impressive as yours, it's going to be difficult to find anything off the rack that will fit you. We do offer tailoring though"
>ended up opening up a macy's credit card drunk, just to save 20%
>spend about $340 on dress shirts and tailoring for each one
>got a call this evening that my shirts are ready
>still terrified to talk to girls
>but excited at how juicy I'll look in my new clothes

>>39432450
Tfw finally gf and suddenly I feel like I can get any girl in the world.

>>39431811
I'm gonna dump a tonne of good feels because it's been an awesome week:
>Currently working in fast food, but got a position at a good restaurant and the staff there apparently love me (plus pay better)
>Probably gonna quit my fast food job so they don't clash
>Started taking a new supp which actually does something
>Lost virginity a few days ago
>Swapped new routine to one I really enjoy (T..thanks Lyle)
>Started Intermittent Fasting and it seems to be working; not failing at cutting anymore
>I failed some units in first yr Eng due to some shitty situations, and I retook several tests and fucking aced them so I'm gunning for a distinction this time round
>Firefly is on tv now which is comfy as fuck
>Issue I've been having with my phone, while not fixed, are slightly alleviated
>I'm about to take a massive shit and a nice long shower
>Got new hayfever meds which will hopefully fix my nose
>Found a potential way to get roids. I'm natty, and planning to stay that way, but it's nice to have the option for in a few years. Doubt I'll do it though


It's been a good few weeks, lads. Hopefully it'll get better still. A few negatives, but more or less able to handle those.

>>39451782
Oh, also, I forgot to mention. I'm about to jack it to OPs pic. THat's gonna be pretty fun.

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>>39451177
yo. congrats man, keep at it son, you've made it

let us know how it goes...

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>got a full-time job over the summer break
>started interacting with my peers again
>started weights after months of bodyweight
>on a good streak of nofap with no end in sight
>started sleeping properly
feelsgoodman