How the fuck do I stop getting morning wood? Literally wake

Enjoy being able to get erections while it lasts anon.

>>39423045
why would your boners wake you up?

>identifies reason for back pain
>a twin size fucking mattress
>can't change

ask your RA how you would go about requesting a mattress change. complain about low back pain.

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>>39423045

Bruh... iktf

when I lived in the dorms in college I'd wake up with boners and I'd have to walk out of my room and down the hall with a full penor

I had to tuck my penis into my waist band shit was annoying

>>39423076
Fucking this, usually now I just stand and wait for the blood to drain out because guaranteed if I step outside someone's gonna be there

>>39423163
flex your quads as hard as you can, blood goes to quads.
Your welcome.

>>39423191
Thanks brah

>>39423057
seriously, shut up about your powerful boners

>>39423045
Are you retarded? Morning wood is amazing

muh cock gainz

>>39423644
>Morning wood is amazing

t. pindick

>morning wood
>wake up six times a night
>night

nice troll OP.

morning wood can be relieved by pissing