Would /fit/ be confident enough to go on Naked Attraction an

>>39421977
i wasn't aware they allowed white males on their show

>>39422035
They do

>>39421977
That show is really fun. It's a shame the couples never end up together.

>>39422218
That's normal for dating shows though. Out of the whole show there were two couples that dated long term.

>>39421977
wow, she chose face, frame, height. anyone surprised?

Me and a mate were talking about this tonight - what the fuck goes through your head to want to sign up for this shit?

Everyone on it is also fuck ugly. I worry that people from other countries will watch this and it will perpetuate the myth that Brits are ugly - we're aren't, it's just that we have a horrible hangover of Victorian Morals, so only rancid skanks do porn, and only losers do shows like this.

>>39423782
>Everyone on it is also fuck ugly
lol i guarantee you aren't any more handsome than the last three lads

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>this show exists
Have some zogging dignity.

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>>39421977
>Media is now normalizing CMNF/CFNM fetishes

>>39421977
>Being rejected solely on your penis
pray4mark

>>39423782
This might come as a shock to you but that is what average people look like.

>standing naked with other naked men while being ogled and judged by a woman like a farm animal at a market
>the best possible outcome is being "chosen" by some whore to maybe have sex with
Good job, you found something more beta than bodybuilding competitions.

>>39423969
Didn't watch the show, did some cunt turn down a guy based on his penis? What was wrong with it? Was she hot?

Chick in OP just screams subhuman to me with that hairstyle.

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>>39423782
>the myth that Brits are ugly - we're aren't

>>39421977
hnnggh that bitch looks like she can take a good spanking

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>>39423986
The guys start out concealed behind a barrier. They gradually lift the barrier to expose more of their body. The first thing they do is expose the lower body (the benis). Every round she has to eliminate 1 guy. She had to choose to eliminate the first guy based on her least-favorite benis out of 6 benii. The guys are right there and can hear everything they're saying as they examine and criticize their bodies.

>>39423986
Too big, too small, piercings are scary. Why is any of this coming as a surprise?

>>39424023
She has eliminated several guys and ended up with that fat fuck on the left? Fucking Brits, how ugly can they be.

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>>39423969
the guy she chose was semi hard all the time lmao. he won't grow much. most women have no idea about growers and showers

i'm the definition of a true grower. i have a baby dick when soft (<3') but is 7.6x6.2 (19.5cm x 16) when hard

>>39423969
bbc

>>39424037
She ended up with the tall guy with one leg. One of the few couples that ended up dating, at least at the time of the three week follow up.

>>39424066
kek that guy actually does have one leg what do you know

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>>39424023
That is absolutely horrible.

>>39424065
Those are the most obviously bolted on tits I almost wonder if she got them done that badly on purpose to appeal to fake tit fetishists.

>>39424001
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>>39424065

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>>39424023
>mfw I'd be first to be eliminated

my poor grower

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>>39423782
>perpetuate the myth that Brits are ugly
got bad news for you friend

>>39421977
>>39423358
>Single mom
>Finds tattoos attractive
>Eliminates the black guy for being "too perfect"
>Three (3) boob jobs
A real catch that one.

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>>39423782

>>39421977
The thicc negro was objectively the most attractive out of the whole bunch.

>>39424139
>black men who aren't will smith
>attractive

wew

>>39424139
This, the bitch was intimidated.

I'd suck his dick for gains
no homo

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>Swole nigga loses to DYEL guy because of height

They ain't learning.

>>39424146
>Will Smith

No, thanks.

At the end the short guy was much more enthusiastic and well spoken, he was much more fluid and social than the lanklet. The lanklet barely said a fucking word the entire time. I thought we were going to have a victory for manlet team at last. Fucking hell, what are we suppoused to do!

Anyone got another sauce? shits got pulled off youtube.

>>39424323
>Fucking hell, what are we suppoused to do!
Learn.

>>39424109
Women get them done so they look good with clothes on, they don't really think about how they look naked. It is all about cleavage.

>>39424023

>benii

>>39423782
Ella Hughes is pretty smokin m8

>tfw grower and not a shower
>micropenis most of the time when flaccid
>7 inches hard

>>39424023
Britain rules the waves

Honestly Yuropeeans are light years ahead of us culturally, scientifically, penisophically

Video removed. That's fucking fast.

>>39424566
Yeah i reported it because nudity is degenerate

seek jesus

>>39424037
I would think maybe the women on this show intentionally pick a shlubby dude so they don't seem shallow. Then just pick the dude they actually wanted in the end.

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>>39424569
Came here to do exactly this

>>39423782
What's wrong with Victorian morals you numale cuck.

>>39423782
I've seen some fine ass british softcore chicks, bitches that do hardcore tend not to be that hot anyways, just saved by implants and makeup

>>39424054
lol motherfucker, you got some nice branch down there.

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>staying with tinder grill last night
>sexy times ensue
>take break
>this shitty show comes on
>good banter though taking the piss out of it
>start rubbing her again
>she likes
>ads come on
>ad music is ride of the valkyries
>she's moaning
>I'm trying so hard not to laugh
>moaningintensifies.jpg
>mfw I fingered a girl to climax to ride of the valkyries
>because of this stupid fucking show
>fuck reality tv
>pic unrelated

>>39421977
I don't like people that are naked in public. Makes me want to puke.

>>39423358
If only she could choose a haircut that well.

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>>39423782
>Brits aren't ugly (they are)

This show is literally no different to what men do to women all the time.

Deal with it.

>>39426648
Men go on TV to size up naked women all the time?

DONT OBJECTIVY WOEMEN

>>39423782
>it will perpetuate the myth that Brits are ugly - we're aren't
we are one of the ugliest nations in Europe

>>39423984
Don't forgot the woman and people all around the country also see them naked. Why would you want a woman who's been revealed

>>39426997
>in Europe
I thought you guys exited europe, now youre back again?

>>39426648
The show also has men judging women...

>>39424054
imgur pics?

>>39424368
www(dot)primewire(dot)ag/watch-2780094-Naked-Attraction-online-free

>>39427208
thanks anon

first thing she says after she picks the guy is 'you're so tall!"

manlets continually being btfo

>>39423782
>we're aren't
double negative, confirmed we're ugly.

>>39423782
>horrible hangover of Victorian Morals
kill urself my man

>>39421977
I know I would not.
I currently sit at 170lbs losing 105lbs in the past two years. I still hurry and put a shirt on in front of my wife. My mind is so warped from being fat for so long.
Even worse ive gained a few pounds and lost even more confidence. Fat phobia fucked me

>>39427108
Europe is not the same as European Union, kys my man

>>39421977

>hairstyles

It's only lower class trash that signs up for shows like this. Just pathetic.

>>39422035

This. The show is total fucking propaganda lol

>>39423782
I've heard from dependable sources that you're ugly, fat and fart on the streets without remorse - men and women alike.

>>39428133
Maybe it has something to do that even biggest fucking Chavs have some minimum mo decorum of self respect not to go on a fuking national television where you nan could see you prick

>>39426997
>one of

>>39424323
assuming that they have equally attractive faces, in real life outspoken, but really short guy will talk to 1000 girls. 1/50 at least will give him time. That's 20 girls. The tall guy will talk to 5 girls. Maybe. 1/5 will give him a chance. That's 1 girl.
didn't watch it, cause apparently it's deleted already, but as you can see, your height doesn't matter that much. Personality is what counts. And I say that as a 6'1 autist

>>39427108
> doesnt understand the difference between a geographical continent and a political suprastructure

Someone clearly didn't pay attention in school

>>39428212
> 1/50 success rate is better than 1/5 success rate

I'd do it fo sho.
Would mog all the guys on that fucking show.
Would want some cialis though for that never-ending boner.
>tfw you're a grower not a shower

the guy who won literally was the epitome of FACE HEIGHT FRAME and was a dyel

>Naked Attraction S01E02
>cute redhead archeology student from London gets nexted

>>39428523
> 20>1
I'm saying being more outgoing gives you more chances for scoring quality woman.

>>39429078
damn she was qt as fuck, guy had pleb taste

Would anyone of you dare to post on r/ladybonersgw ?

>>39429263

Probably 90% gays.

>>39429263
Just like regular gonewild it is mostly dudes commenting

>>39429290
>>39429355
Is that a yes or a no?

>>39429363
A yes. Just expect mainly dudes to comment.

>>39429363
No.
If you want a confident boost try Instagram.
If you want to show off your dick try being a porn actor.

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AYYYY

>>39429411
Wtf his legs are so long

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>>39429430
manlet detected

>>39421977
is everything cencord?

>>39426331
>le sexy times
just kys mouth breathing redditor shit

>>39429457
nope no censoring

>tfw fapped to the qt girls in this series

no ragrets

>>39429468
where can I watch this?

>qt redhead is an archaeology student

that's great, because I have a bone she can examine

heh xDDDD

>>39429496
torrent it

>>39427270
Double negatives are allowed in the English language you dumbfuck

>>39421977
Yeah and they would run out of censoring pixels.

>most of the girls wearing makeup so it appears as if they have larger lips

fuck this shit, it's not fair

>>39424533
kek mec

>>39429411
>dat lordosis

>>39429411

W-what is wrong with his ass? It looks deformed.

As much as this show goes against my fundamental beliefs and morals, it really changed the way I see certain things.

>>39429411
>Starting Strength takes another victim

>>39429651
how so? just curious

>>39429651

How so?

>>39429651
in what way?

>>39429732
>>39429736

Not him but I guess for a few guys here it showed how clothes deceive your perception, especially with women.

Had countless 8/10 on a date dropped to a 6/10 in my bedroom.

>>39429411
THICC

>>39426331
cute doggo

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>tfw a person at my University hosted a 'naked party' a few weeks after I started working out
>Felt really confident in my skinny virgin body because I had been doing lots of deadlifting the bar and thought my back was starting to get toned
>Also thought I had a nice ass
>The idea was everyone would go to the party then put a mask on and strip naked
>went to the party, got my mask, and snuck away to get naked
>went into a bathroom and took my clothes off
>started walking around, strutting and feeling confident
>tried to show off my lower back as much as possible
>noticed people staring
>thought they were looking at my hot body
>a girl spanks me as I walk past
>temporarily get a high
>then she shouts
>''This anorexic weed probably couldn't vomit up his dinner hard enough to make that flat butt jiggle''
>her friends laugh
>rest of the night become super aware of everyone pointing and making jokes
>people saying naked party doesn't mean strip to your skeleton, someone asked me if my dick threatened to go on strike if the rest of my body didn't lose weight with it, etc
>end up nearly killing myself

never again. I look OK now but never again

>>39430007

What the hell? Was everyone else a fitness model? Uni is full of skellies and chubs, why were they only picking on you?

>>39430007
>>rest of the night become super aware of everyone pointing and making jokes
nex time when that happens just imagine them with their paint off

>>39430041
*pants, good kek tho

Hard to believe that bitches are down to naked parties, even with a mask on.

>>39430007
Pics of you?

>>39430112
no faggot

>>39430358
Welcome to /fit/

>>39430007
>''This anorexic weed probably couldn't vomit up his dinner hard enough to make that flat butt jiggle''
wat

why the fuck would anyone say that?
shit doesn't even make sense
0/10 apply yourself

Can't even watch the fuggin clip in UK

Oh sheit, i just watched the full episode with the gay guy.

N-no homo...

After a couple shots of vodka probably, but my stretch marks have put a massive psychology block on me exposing myself.

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>>39429411

>>39426663
Yes, what reality do you live in?

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>>39424126
iktfw bro

>>39429385
>If you want a confident boost try Instagram.
is 18 too late to join instagram? i've been told by a few people that i join but i judt feel like it's a bit too late because everyone already has their follower bases? how would i even start? just follow hundreds of people from my college or HS?

>>39431285
You need to be either interesting or attractive, or both.

Follow your friends, family and people you know and if you want to grow your follower base you use relevant hashtags to the pictures you upload.

Selfies + shirtless pictures attract the most likes.

>>39431309
yeah i'm decently attractive with a good body. I'm not that interesting tbqh but i have my moments.

I don't really know many if any girls(pretty autistic with girls) so would it be weird to just follow loads of random girls from college? If i followed guys that i know that would probably put me around 150 followers.

Yeah i'm not much for selfies but i wanna get better at them. it seems i'm missing out on a lot of poon by not being able to take good ones especially because i know guys around the same attractiveness/uglier smashing IG and Snapchat sluts


what should i do? What works for you?

>>39424054
>knowing your dick size down to a tenth of an inch
I N S E C U R I T Y

>>39431411
Just follow the people that you know first and then you can branch out.
Your profile must be public for everyone to see.

If your life's not interesting or you're not good with photography, your only selling point is your face+body.

Good selfies are trial+error, till you get your angles right and good selfies make a huge difference.

Some general tips are:
No faceless bodyshots.
Not too many gym videos of you just training, those are boring and no chick is interested in how much you squat.
Use shitloads of different hashtags on your pictures so you can get random likes / follows from people.
Check out fitness instagrams and see which hashtags they use.
Take pictures with guys that you're friends and already have IG followers and ask them to tag you, people will be able to find you from their profiles.

>>39428162
What's wrong with farting on the streets?

>>39429411
why do black people always have such fucked up lordosis?

>>39431607
tiny dick detected

>>39429449
White people don't have long legs regardless of height.

>>39429411
> dat anterior pelvic tilt

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>>39430508
BROTHER!

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>>39424139
>subhuman
>attractive

>>39433246
It's disgusting. And considered uncultured here.

>>39431607
probably measured with mitutoyo indicator, to measure max contraction

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>>39430007
>things that never happened

>>39429430
No they aren't, they're just disproportionate compared to his ass.

>>39434759
>farting in open space is uncultural
fucking idiots, what's next? no talking in streets

>>39430007
>le normans are mean
seek help

>>39436534
>farting equals talking
well, it makes sense for uncultured swines like brits, I guess

>>39436923
Kek

>watched a bit of this

Is this what most real life women look like naked?
wew...

>>39438143
No. What you have seen is not as bad as it is in real life.

But nobody forces you to fuck those women.

>>39438143
>Is this what most real life women look like naked?
Im with the guy above, i dont think these girls represent females at all
Point is you have to wonder why a girl would agree to a show like this...
Strangely enough the people who look the absolute worst seem to be the least ashamed about it

Pornhub has a ton of episodes.

What an absolute cringefest this is. I love it.

>>39434759
French detected

>>39421977

Is there a reupload?

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>>39424023
Are boners allowed? Just reading this is making me rock hard.

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>>39438352

>>39427270
not a double negative, he just says "are" twice.

>>39424873
>what's wrong with covering up table legs in case people get aroused by them

>>39429565
Steatopygia. A really archaic hominid feature.

>>39426997
I've been all around Europe and people are pretty hideous everywhere except for Italy. Haven't been to Scandinavia.

>>39438401
>women are tables
I knew /fit/ was pretty gay, but that's a new level

>>39438425
Youve missed out on eastern europe
Average slav girl is aparently amazingly pretty

>>39429411
nigga looks like a centaur that tried to remove his horse half

>>39438485

How do people like this look in mirror and think they look good

>>39438485
which episode?

>>39438485

Starving Strength

>>39438518

S01 E05

mirin the calves of the green dude tho

>>39438637
Why are there so many of these hipster/goth/bipolar bitches on this show?

>>39438637

>Her feet

>>39438485
Just watched it. Holy fuck this hurts to watch. Even when he gets big he so damaged that it still be cringeworthy to interact with him. Like this Conor guy.

>>39430512
Share examples from your one

>>39439273
That guy damn near guaranteed has klinefelters, he's not ever getting big.

>>39439542
I would do TRT.

>>39421977
I am little over 6 inch but my penis is bigger than this elephant man. Confidence boost is real.

>>39423983
Fucking gross

>>39421977
holy shit this show is degenerate

>>39431879
thanks alot bro just seen this now. I'm still a bit on the fence but if i do i will definitely follow this

>>39438367
Having your microwilly shown on national telly would make your benis shrivel an extra 0.5 inch. Basically making it an "innie" willy

Watching s01E02 and it is actually pretty good.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ms433_nkd-attraction-s01e02-720p_tv

>>39440896
Nah senpai I've got a decent 7 inch hog, I would probably bust instantly listening to 2 qt's judge it publicly.

>>39428133
If there is any real propaganda here it is that the government wants people to see normal weight so that the people want to lose weight and stop being so fat and ugly naked.

>>39441207
>it's the toes
>she's a cutie but she gets knocked out because "it's the toes"

>>39441381
The government needs fat people to encourage over-consumption of goods, boosting corporation sales

>>39438463
>Average slav girl is aparently amazingly pretty
If only that were the truth. There are plenty of ugly Italians too, we're you on vacation?

>>39424061
>actually watch it
>widdle black weewee gets BTFO
>She immediately goes to white guys based solely on penis

I'm surprised the kikes haven't shut it down yet.

>>39428052
If you don't use it, you lose it (freedom)

>>39421977
>in doorm
>douchebag steals my towel while i'm in the shower
>fuck it
>walk back to my room wet and naked
i don't have anything to be ashamed of.

>>39421977
I have a pretty large penis and am a shower, not a grower, it was always fun to walk around the locker room naked with it flopping about and make all the other boys insecure as fuck, on the other hand porn lied to you, having a big dick/big dick bulge in your pants doesn't usually have much effect on whether women want to fuck you

>>39421977
>Naked attraction
>Women still allowed to wear makeup

>>39441207
How can anyone in bad shape go on this show and how is it possible that the blonde girl somehow looked in fantastic shape but the girls being judged looked like shit

Jesus
How is everyone hugging naked too
Disgusting

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>>39441207
>says she likes hair on chest
>says she like "love handles"
>picks the fit guys without chest hair

just proves again that women don't know what they want

>>39421977
>almost all episodes consist of at least one black guy choosing which white girl he wants to fuck

This show is nothing but softcore BLACKED porn, they're not even being subtle about it. I miss the days when Big Brother was by far the most degenerate show on TV

>>39427095
back to trashcanistan with you muslim cuck fuck

>>39429732
>>39429736
Well where I normally would have seen clothed people on a shitty dating show, now I see tits and puss

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>>39430007
>few weeks of lifting
>'toned' back
>snuck away to get naked
>strutting
>"l-look at my spinal erectors bby"
>nearly end up killing myself

BETA: THE POST

>>39438449
nah ur right a table can support a fuckin family

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>>39444362

>>39430358
Well fuck off then... no one here believes you faggit!

>>39441207

Daw, the first match finished each other's sentence at the end.

>>39441207
>29min
>"I think I've seen this penis before"
>I RECOGNISE THAT GAY BLOWJOB

anyone got a link? video is down