>I do not do conventional deadlift, m'lady. You see,

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>mobility

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>Bench? No, I think not, good sir, the bench press is for below average IQ apes. I prefer weighted dips - a much more unorthodox method of building the pecs, but an altogether safer and more effective exercise for massive hypertrophy and strength gains.

what's even funny about these threads?

>>39412878
If you don't find these funny then the thread is most likely making fun of you.

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>weighted dips

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>the press (c)

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>clips on warmup sets

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>What's that? Him? Heh.... m'lady with all due respect from a gentleman, you have fallen for the oldest trick in the book. Ah yes I must say, foolish are you to admire that brutes four plate squat. Pay close attention to his range of motion, m'lady. Surely now you see, however "heavy" his lifts might appear, he is ending the exercise early, only going down to parallel before beginning the upwards motion. You understand now that my two plate squat, however it might appear on paper, is much more physically and mentally impressive.

>>39412911
that doesn't explain what's supposed to be funny about them

>>39412952
>clips

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>low bar squat

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>I wipe my ass.

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>tfw I do Sumo's and weighted dips and making great gains with em

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>jelqing