>be stoned >cough while hitting >arm flexes as it bends

>be walking
>see my face in reflective storefront
>actually looks way better now than it use to
>self mirin'

t-t-t-thanks, fit.

>>39409338
get stoned and work out/run, OP
Thank me later

>>39409352
senpai, this was literally the reason why I got stoned. Going to the gym to lift because it feels so fucking good and my music sounds so much better.
feels good, man.

glad I'm not the only one doing this.

I run my hands all over my own body every day. Get a little erect sometimes.

>>39409352
But don't fucking swim, that shit is hell being stoned.

>>39409338
>manlet tries to deadlift

>>39409439
words of wisdom

>>39409439
>get a little too high trying a new strain
>have to lay on my bed trying to calm myself and reassure myself I'm not drowning and can actually breathe
Jesus christ I would just die if I was in any body of water.

>bumperplates.png

>>39409338
Is that the equivalent of OHPing 2pl8?

>>39409338
thsoe are the best moments. keep going!

>>39410728
It's a little bit more because you're also pressing your full body weight, as if you were doing a normal handstand push-up.
Also those plates are probably more than 2pl8.

>>39410756

> Also those plates are probably more than 2pl8.

really? do you really think so?

>>39410778
I dunno man.
I'm counting, and I only see 2pl8.

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> do weed for the first time
> apparently did a-fucking-lot (i had no idea how much was too much, i was new to it)
> walk upstairs
> table legs are human legs
> sit down on the couch
> feel like i've been sitting there for fucking hours
> ask "where the fuck have you all been" to my friends when they come upstairs
> dude we were only gone for a few minutes
> time to play video games
> mfw playing a fucking N64 game on the biggest fucking HD screen ever
> playing fucking rainbow road of all maps
haha yea good fucking meme drug

>>39412323
>Last Saturday night
>played Mario party 5 with my bros and watched Emperor's New Groove
Fun times m8

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>>39412373

>>39409455
underrated

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>>39409395
I have been contemplating this, but every time I get stoned I sit around talking shit with m8s or browse Wikipedia. Occasionally I get stoned with girls, which always ends badly (I forget that I hate them and then touch them instinctively when I laugh, fuck). Cannot for the life of me imagine this scenario ending well at gym.

Also
>always lift in hoodie
>today is "are you going to make the extra 5kg and swap out the baby plates bich nigga" day and I'm dying
>take hoodie off to reveal vest for first time in forever
>gym lighting
>holy fuck I am muscle and sinew

t-th-thanks /fit/

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>>39412323
at least you weren't one of those cunts who tell absolutely fucking everyone that they "didn't get high the first time".

>mfw I load up that spliff for those fuckers, I'mma make you watch Mad Max