A big ass on a woman for men is like *blank* on a man for women.

>>39397809

A nice ass on a woman is the equivalent of a nice ass on a man.

>>39397817
/thread

Broad shoulders

>>39397809
Big feet
You know what they say about men with big feet

>>39397817
If there's anything I've learned about having a /fit/ ass, is that women can be the biggest perverts.

>>39397809
A nice ass on a woman is the equivalent of a nice chest on a man.

I have a small ass
It just gets square when i lift

Am i doomed to >tfw no gf forever?

>>39397976
they require big shoes

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>>39397817
/thread

broad shoulders

if a girl/guy is thick then the body part (ass or breadth) is attractive but relative to the rest, most guys aren't too hot on an obese woman with a huge ass and same for girls looking at fat guys who are big

A tight body and big ass is like a guy who's lean and broad, it's the ideal

>>39397988
>women
lel

>>39398029
this makes the most sense

>>39398019
Wew, it looks ultra gay.

A trendy hairdo
Not everyone gives a shit about ass

>>39397999
Yes. Small skinny asses are the worst

Either broad shoulders or maybe nice arms

Someone post the chart

>>39398019
top homo

shredded abs
duh

>>39397834
Shoulder to waist ratio is boobs for woman, I think.

>>39397817
I'm not saying that having a big ass is the most important thing for a guy, because it's not, but I have had a surprising amount of women slap my ass. It's not something I ever expected to start happening.

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>>39397809
boobs = height
ass = deep voice
hips = shoulders
legs = arms
feet = hands

any questions?

>>39399476
Shoulder to waist ratio in men is like the hips to waist ratio in women.

>>39398019
>manlet boots
i guess heels really does give you a good ass.

>>39399541
>boobs = height

not really. a lot of guys don't mind a flat chest.

the manlet thing is a meme because /fit/ always places the cutoff at 6'0 or something ridiculous. the truth is if you're like 5'1", you really are viewed as less of a man (manlet) and are undateable.

>>39397809
dick =)

Sauce?

>>39397817
Actually no, a large behind on a woman implies fertility, and that she is ready to breed, which fires off the chemicals in your brain responsible for attraction. A nice booty patooty on a man is simply an attractive feature with much less biological significance, Kind of like big biceps or abs.

>>39400095
What is this broscience bullshit?

>>39397834
Tip to anons who want broader shoulders:

Skip traps, go hard on shoulders. Your frame looks so much wider and it looks godly esp if you are tall

>>39400118
Is anything I said wrong?

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Big wallet

>>39397809
a big ass

>>39400167
Yes, most of it sounds like bullshit
Girls are fertile after having their period, they display this by existing and men come running
Wide hips are a feature thats connected to ease of childbirth but when girls are concerned most things are acceptable

>>39400192
So... you agree with me?

>>39398019
I would fuck that ass.
No Homo.

>>39400220
Big ass != wide hips
Also everything about girls are a sign of attraction, you can have a fucking beard and STILL get guys
nothing on this earth can make girls unappealing to guys

In fact i think the nr 1 thing that has saved ugly girls everywhere from the drugery of not being hit on several times per day is big tits

>>39400256
It seems to me you're a low test beta that gets the bottom of the barrel tier females. Plenty of things can make girls unnattractive.

>>39400271
Obviously not talking about myself, dickbag
I wouldnt be here talking in this manner if i got the ugly chicks now would i? learn to fucking think

Unattractive as in she could be better? yes absolutely but unattractive as in undateable? no

I saw a documentary while flipping through channels the other day about prostitution in the netherlands and one of the hookers was fucking 55 years old and looked like youd expect a 55 year old hag to look
Still, she earned her living off that shit

Girls who are complaining about not finding dates are also the ones who reject every guy who approaches them, girls cannot be unappealing to the point where no man would approach her

>>39400320
Oh I see, I thought you were a chill hombre I could do a little classy shitposting with. But I see now you're just a spikey little Jew.

>>39397809

abs

>>39397999
try some leg kickbacks for glute isolation maybe?

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>>39398006

>>39400320
lmao shut the fuck up faggot

>>39397999
>>39401198
Weighted Hip Bridges, not only works your glutes but also your hip thrusts get better. Nothing impresses a girl more than a guy who can keep a steady rhythm [spoiler]except if you know how to give a nice massage/good head

>>39398029
Basically if women's best ratio of hips\shoulders is > 1 then for guys the best would be <1

>>39399541
I have a question. Is that a picture of your prolapsed asshole?

>>39400130
lol i hope nobody takes this seriously. hit shoulders but definitely dont skip traps wtf

>>39400320
>prostitution in the netherlands
>one of the hookers was fucking 55 years old
>she earned her living off that shit

I am from the Netherlands, live near a prostitution area (not even in Amsterdam), and can confirm that old hookers are actually a thing. It's not like they have a choice anymore at that point obviously but apparently their clientele doesn't give a f either.

>>39399541
>boobs = height
change height to muscle

height basicly equals to height, woman should be shorter

>>39397809
Broad shoulders

>>39398006
No cunt no one says that I fucking hate this joke I have giant feet and everyone always fucking says it.
That's common knowledge, of course big feet need big shoes fuck, it goes unsaid.
I know it's a joke but I get it so much fuck cunt.

>>39399917
If you have a flat chest you will be also seen as less of a woman by other woman. But I have some friends who like their man short (some weird shota x mommy fetish... dont ask me)
I guess in the end it's all just about preferences

>>39397809
bank account

>>39400130
Don't ever ever skip traps. You want as much mass as possible.

>>39400130
>skip traps

if you want to look like a weak twink. large traps, thick back, broad shoulders make you look strong as fuck

A big ass is like the lower body on a man, because you have the lower body and you have no upper body, you got a problem building...wait a minute. You have the upper body, and you have no legs, you got a problem building your legs. You have the upper...you have the lower body and you don't have the upper body, the upper body, it is easier to build. So if you have the lower body and you don't have the upper body, it is easier to build the upper body. You have the upper body and you don't have the legs, you got a problem building the lower body... No, you don't understand. You have the upper body, but you don't have the lower body, you got a problem building downstairs. You got the up- legs on the bottom, it is easier to build on the top, so you don't have much as a problem. Yeah

Ass is for niggers.

>>39400173
Fucking this

I can't believe that no one said it already.

First time in this board ever. I came after /fit/ invited us to some winter ball shit that I don't know what the fuck is supposed to mean.

Find this thread, and all you autistic mongos talking about shoulders and hands while an enlightened anon gives you the one and only correct answer, and you proceed to ignore him and keep on babbling your shit.

Autism on a 4chan board. What a surprise.

>>39402605
Newfag

>>39400173
>>39402334
>>39402605
/thread

Any answer other than money is the reason you're all "tfw no girlfriend" in here. Money and power trump anything else.

>>39402664
>you're all "tfw no girlfriend" in here
So /fit/ doesn't get any pussy? How pathetic could that be? All that training to end up like /v/irgins

>>39402330
I love small tittied bitches
B cup best cup

>>39402455
what is your deal?

>>39397809
Big ass = proportions.
36 24 36in or 90 60 90mm are proportions for healthy woman. Waist should be 2/3 of chest and chest and hips should match.

For guys, waist should bexpect about a 10 inch drop to chest. So 44 / 34. Less being better, to a point.

>>39401659
>woman should be shorter
found the insecure manlet

>>39400095
So then is height the male equivalent?

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>>39402883
You're still on a Japanese anime image board my friend. This place doesn't exactly attract the best.

Shoulder width.
Shoulder width is the male equivalent of ass on a woman.

>>39397834
>tfw do so much extra stuff for shoulders but have a narrow as fuck frame and they're still below average even though my delts look like cannonballs

>>39402330
>have some friends who like their man short

spotted the manlet

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>>39398019
>>39399730
hahaha manlet

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>>39398469

>>39401785
Big socks too tho

>>39397809
A big fat wallet

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>>39400095
>>39400167

actually yes. It signifies the same exact thing in a man as it does in women.

A big strong black ass on a man clearly demonstrates greater thrusting power than some beta ass white boi like pic related.

Rise a shine boys, bbc is not a meme. It is not a myth, and you can keep your heads burried in the same if you want but pandoras box has been opened and a giant 8.5"x6.25" veiny black shaft powerthrusted out

>>39400130
You'd look like a fucking idiot with big shoulders but no traps lmao
Go hard on both traps and shoulders and watch the mires come. You'll look like a fucking god. Or a mythical Titan at the very least. Large traps + shoulders are a symbol of raw power

>>39405252
...
We don't work like fucking gear heads you simple cunt.
We can't just casually go into a gym lift weights for a month and put on the necessary three fucking pounds to build our traps.
That's not how it works
That's never been how it fucking works for natural people,

>>39397809
boobs = money
ass = money
face = money
personality = money
legs = money

>>39405647
You = virgin

>>39399917
manlet detected

>>39399541
Yeah, one. Feet = hands?

>>39401544
It's a fucking glazed donut, retarded faggot.

boobs = FACE
ass = FRAME
face = HEIGHT

>>39405773
are you handicapped?

>>39405777
holy trips confirm

>>39405786
Did I just get baited?

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>>39402330
>I have some friends who like their man short (some weird shota x mommy fetish... dont ask me)

Don't ask? I have to know. These creatures are very intriguing.

>>39405274
Who said a month you literally retard. It obviously takes years...

>>39405808
dude...

>>39401544
yes, anon. yisss. it is. do you like it?

Status

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>>39398469

>>39405777

No. Face = Face

>>39400095
wtf this broscience
second of all: big biceps and abs are a sign of strength and healt, both traits that have sexual evoltionary benefits

>>39398019
>tfw have an ass like that
just kill me

>>39407687
Big biceps have nothing to do with evolution you retard
*blows e-cigarette smoke in your face*

you're all wrong

boobs = dick size
ass = height
face = face
body = body

some guys dont mind small tits some grills dont mind a less than average pepee

>>39408038
Whats the average peepee size? Whats the average boobs cup/size?

>>39408038
>boobs = dick size
How in the hell is this anywhere close to true?
I know girls who look like horseshit but because they have big tits guys drool over them anyway
Meanwhile i have a pretty big dick but have trouble getting laid, alot of guys along side me aswell since a big dick doesnt mean shit

A big dick is the last thing she will see of you unless you slap it in her face or send pictures of it to her, in both cases youre not likely to get laid

Girls CARE about dick size but they wont fuck you simply because you have a big one, guys will drool over girls with large boobs even if she looks like Steve Buschemi

>>39408054
average i think is like 5 inches and average cup is like B-cup i think
>>39408055
you can switch ass and boobs for
ass = dick size
boobs = height
but its irrelevant. As is for most men, they dont care if a girl has small boobs and so are for women that was my point. I know a lot of guys are crazy for big tits but i think there is a relation with girls. I know a dude who is average looking and fucked 1 girl out of a group in my school. The girl told her friends that he had a large cock and suddenly all her friends wanted him. As a man you have to have a little bit of everything and even a girl who has g cup breasts but looks like Steve Buscemi will attract guys who are 3-4/10 meaning that face is as important as everything else.

>>39408097
>The girl told her friends that he had a large cock and suddenly all her friends wanted him
ive never had this happen/heard this happen because it seems very american pie-esque to be true but sure, not impossible

Point being dick size isnt something you can sell a guy on alone in most normal cases and moreover its not something that shows
I dont think there is a single thing that alone can save a guy so i agree as a guy you need to be atleast average in all fields for one thing to "pop" or just be invisible to women

Money >>> Face > Height > Ass ~ Body

Dick size is your trump card