"why does he squat all the time? his ass is huge HAHAHA"

>>39389983
if you're overdoing it everything becomes a meme.

>lifting for girls

>>39389998
except making money

>>39389983
tell them at least you have an ass and watch their confidence shatter right before you eyes

>>39389983
are you going to a high school gym or something?

>>39390029
no, i go to a normal gym. but there are cute high school girls

>tfw you'll never ravage dat 16 yr old

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"Hey, are you talking about my butt"

hehe um n-no hehe

"Hey come over here and spot me for a second please"

Omg yes please

"hurr durr deep squattttttt"

Omg anon how much is that

"350"

OMG that so much weight

"Hey what's your number, lets workout sometime"

ummmmm idk hehe

"I'll tell you what, i'll send you one text, and if you don't like me after that one text, you're allowed to never talk to me again if you dont want to"

Ummmmmmm okay hehe its 5555555555
Girl after walking back to her friend:

"Omg did you just fucking see that shit he's so hot all I wanted to do was grab his butt the entire time but I didn't want to mess him up"

omg i'm jealous why didn't chad want me to spot him

"idk hehe all I know is I wonder what he looks like without a shirt, and ugh god I bet he has such a big dick"

Fuck off stacy you always get the chads

"Wait what did I do I don't understand"


3 Days later:
"omg fuck chad your dick feels so good i've never had sex in the locker rooms like this I feel like such a slut I love it"

You like that stacy, yeah, you like being dominated like that don't you baby

"Fuck yes chad please cum inside of me, let me taste it, please just give it to me"
After sex:

Stacy to her jelly friend:

"Omg I fucked chad the other day and holy fuck i'm never going back to black guys"

Wtf stacy

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>>39390161

>>39390161
>fantasies of the lonely and autistic: the post

>>39389983
i can tell you never had a gf.
Girls grab the shit out of ass

>>39389983
They are just jealous because they envy your ass.

>>39389983
A cute mixed girl slapped my ass once.

Girls love my legs. Glutes for the sloots. Daddy legz

>>39390161
Autistic as soon as the texting part

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>>39390161
Keked at the end

>>39390161
what did he text her to make them fuck

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>>39390161
>>39390161
>>39390161

>>39390014
T H I S
post results.

>>39389999
checked

>>39390010
not making money is redpilled af

>>39390374
>"Are you an archeologist?"

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>>39390161
ENOUGH

>>39389983
The whole "never skip leg bro" thing is a meme that kids who've obiously just started gym love to repeat

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tfw squat 4 plates
tfw huge muscular ass
tfw girls see this as unaesthetic

>>39390805
And skipping leg day is something only shitskin curlbros do when they start their program in april to be fit on the beach during summer

>>39390161
Fake
Chad stays home and eats pizza while you squat at the gym

I thought everyone knew squatting was a meme

and one of those girls was ME

Everyone knows squatting sucks. The only excercise you should do for legs are quad extensions

>>39390161
>came here from pol to talk about you squatting 70 for your two rep max
>You realized that's not impressive
>You kept adding more feats to your story to match the op
>You realized that you were a chad in the fantasy
>You didn't think people would call you on your bullshit.

squatting beyond 2 pl8 once a week is a meme if you're pursuing aesthetics
if you are training for rugby, wrestling, football, weightlifting or any sport that requires leg and core strength then you want to go as heavy as fucking possible
what do you desire? personally I am of the sexy aesthetic pursuit so I don't squat very often but my days of powerlifting/weightlifting have left me with legs that are still proportionate and aesthetic enough so I'm not some leglet meme
imo people are impressed by a sexy lithe body that can move in various eclectic ways
gurls love muscle ups

>>39390161
Actual autism

>>39390816
Because you're fucking fat

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>>39390161
>Trump supporter
>Fantasy world
>Setting himself up for failure before he even begins

Everything checks out. As you were, buddy.

>>39390194
>>39390358
>>39390881
>>39390901
>>39390932
>All these people who thought this post was anything other than a joke

hehe

>>39390181
fucking kek to that pic. I knew the reaction pic to what anon said would be hilarious