>oh hey dad! Havent heard from you in a while
>umm...no i still can't grow a beard yet
>oh...ok, well it was nice talking to...dad?
>hello?
>>39386282
Send him pictures of numales and then pictures of clean shaven soldiers and say dad what kind of man would you rather me to be here?
>tfw really don't like my father because he passed his asshole personality to me and so he's a complete prick and react to pricks the way he does, by getting into fights with them
I live at home still cause I'm a loser and I rarely say more than a few words a day to him. When I was away at college I rarely ever came home or talked to him either and it felt great
>>39386282
>not being able to grow a beard
I'd be ashamed of you too. What are you a woman?
>>39386436
>not having thick back hair
wtf are you a woman?