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Any stories of encounters with morons at the gym?
>Working out at country club gym
>Mostly old people and soccer moms
>Notice one soccer mom in particular is doing especially weird exercises
>Walking backwards on the treadmill while in squat position, shit with bands, etc
>Makes her way in to the weight room
>I'm the only one in there, I'm OHPing
>She disappears somewhere behind me that I can't see
>Start my next set
>At the top of my set, a split second before I dropped the bar back to chest height to start another rep, she casually walks under the bar
>Almost didn't notice her, if I hadn't I would have dropped the bar on top of her head
>See her later while I'm on the pec deck
>She's dumbbell benching
>One handed
>Bracing herself against the bench like a fucking retard
>Does one set of whatever the fuck what was, then runs off and grabs a half exercise ball
>Stands on the squishy side
>Does some swingy curls
>Leaves
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>dickheads in polo shirts turn up
>all taking turns OHP in the middle of the gym
>with a tricep bar and no collars
>there is a stumble
>pl8 falls off and nearly skids into my shin
>chase them out of the gym
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> College gym
> Just trying to workout and get back to my life
> Girls literally follow me around the gym to work around me
> Standing with their ass in my face
> Have a loving gf, not even a little interested
How can I stop the attention?
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>>39375674
Rip ass loudly during deadlifts
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>>39375674
ask them if they like scat
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>>39375682
Usually when I rip ass at the gym I keep it silent but try to cover as much ground as possible.
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>>39375674
Just enjoy it, bro.
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>>39375682
+10 points if you shit
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>at gym
>gotta break my one rep max PR
>gym recently had special sign-on bonus
>a bag and a bottle, some retarded shit
>fat shits everywhere
>hamplanet lying backwards on the squatrack while lifting dumbbells
>two fatbros arguing with gym that they don't stock gatorade
>see a lady take her shoes off in the weight section and place it on a bench to "reserve" it while she goes to the bathroom in socks
>mfw this goes on for two weeks
fuck that place.
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>>39377250
Did you break your pr
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Not at gym but today at work
>clem back from gym
>did volume on arms and shoulders today
>coworker notices pump and asks how my workout went, respond and say pretty good
>asks what my goal is
>I reply general fitness, all around athleticism including cardio and sports, jumping and shit as well as strength and hypertrophy
>describe some of my different workouts like powerlifting, volume days, calisthenics and pliometrics accesories, balance and stability accessory lifts with single arm and single leg movements and bosu ball work, sprint intervals and long sustained cardio
>guy asks what my strength goal is and I tell him I don't have a set goal, it was 1300lb total but I met it already so whatever
>fatass fatass chimes in with "huh 1300lbs! That's cute! Im at 1100"
>11 is less than 13 dude
>turns beat red and goes "y-yea well ill be there soon"
>tell him dude u failed a 4 plate deadlift with chalk straps a belt and wide sumo requring only moving the bar 6 inches
>"oh yeah well sumo is superior! Powerlifting master race!"
>I have a 550 conventional deadlift using only chalk no straps or belt
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>>39378226
I'm jealous of your deadlift
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>>39378248
It's pretty weak when u consider I'm 6'3 and 255lbs. I wish it was like 650
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>>39378226
i lift more than both you bitches with just my squat and dl lmao
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>>39378255
Ah, ok
I'm 6'4" and 180 and mine's only 375
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>>39378274
Dam mirin, pics?
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