>TFW some QT keeps calling me and leaving messages talking

>>39360775
How do you know she is qt tho

>>39360775
Alex looks like that because he's like 5'2.

>>39360811
Her voice is qt as fuck

>>39360829
Greg is like 5'10
Basically a king of manlets

>>39360925
Odds are that he's really 5'8 or 5'9. Guys that height fraud by an inch or two all the damn time.

>>39360830
retard virgin

>>39361061
Sorry normie but that doesn't answer the question

Who is on the left? I always forget his name.

>>39361115
Tell her if she wants to meet up or not mang. You have nothing to lose

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>girls I've befriend say I have a "striking" look when they first meet me
>girls never talk to me first
>Told I look like a pretty vampire

what does this mean?

>>39361155
How though

She keeps calling and leaving me messages in a language I dont speak.

>>39361173
But does she know you dont speak portuguese and that you have never met irl?

>>39361172
It means (i think) that you intimidate them. It means that if you talk to them first, they will spill their spaghetti

>>39361173

What is reading of a google translate sentence that is asking her for a date?

>>39361184
I have told her a few times she has the wrong number. She says "sorry" but then calls again.

I would really like a latina gf.

Also I don't know if it's spanish or portuguese

Also she has the same areacode as me

>>39361172
Post face

>>39361149
His youtube channel is alphadestiny I think.

>>39361172
It means you look unfriendly and intimidating. You need to try extra hard to fight this if you want girls to approach you. Smile more often and don't look like you're on the verge of slitting your wrists or having a shit fit. Also actually make an effort to talk to people. Small talk blows, but unfortunately it's the only way you're gonna meet people. How have you met girls before? And how has that worked out for you?

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>>39361172
"Pretty vampire" definitely means you're pale as fuck. Leave your room once in a while and catch some rays, m8.

>>39361172
It means girls think you look mean, which you probably are. They don't want to approach you cause they know you're just gonna be mean to them eventually.

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>>39361622
It's true, why would girls want to waste their time on some emotionally distant, ungrateful asshole when so many other guys are willing to treat them at least decently and a good amount of guys will happily treat them like princesses?

Honestly your best bet is to find a girl who's masochistic, but that would also mean she was extremely messed up in the head.

>>39361957
When did I say I was mean you fucking idiot? I've had many girlfriends and I treat them well. Don't project on me fag

>>39362070
Oh yeah? Well where are they now? Being treated nicely by guys who deserve their kindness and not dealing with you and your quick temper and general hatred for the world.

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>>39362070
>implying you have severe facial features
>calling someone a fucking idiot, asshole and a fag all in one post after they say you look unfriendly

Tell me again how you're nice

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what are you waiting for? upload voice messages to vocaroo or something

>>39362090
>>39362070
Oh yeah, and you can tell your ex girlfriends if they need support, daddy's here and will give them hugs and kisses until they forget about how much you damaged them.

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>>39362070
If you treated them well, they'd still be there, and you wouldn't be posting on a Finnish basket weaving forum about how girls never approach you.

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>>39362140
>>39362070
Kek, he's got a point, anon.

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>>39361172

>>39362140
>implying I didn't dump them

>>39363361
>implying you don't regret it now that no girls talk to you

>>39363361
Even if you're the one who dumped them, they're probably getting dicked down every weekend while you're sitting alone in your room posting on a Estonian ceramics forum.

>>39361203

Brazilfag here. If you somehow upload her messages somewhere I can translate them >for you.

>>39363595
Better yet, give him a line in portuguese to use.
Will probably turn cringe the second after though, but still.

>>39363361
pretty mean desu

>>39363965
We'll he is mean, so what do you expect?

>>39361232
Cheers mate

>>39363965
He's just butt hurt because he has a problem getting along with women

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>>39363361
tfw no one will ever love you

>>39363361
>>39362070
kys

>>39363541
Kek. He's right, anon. You lost.

>>39363361
>implying they aren't better off without you

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>>39366873
I love you, you big lug.

>>39361172
It means you are /fa/ af anon! Now go lift and get lean so you can become a /fa/ demigod and forever challenge the body dismorphia those skeletons and chubby chasers on /fa/ have!