>arrive at gym like normal >step in >see new guy >skinny,

>>39357126
>things that never happened part 142

Damn OP you're so badass wow

>>39357126
Reminds me of this one time I fucked some twink in the ass and then killed him for a prank. The boys got it.

ITT guess OPs actual lifts

I'll start
>OHP 40kg
>bench 65kg
>squat 70kg
>DL 90kg

Such a faggot op.

>>39357421
These are my actual lifts no lie.

Not op tho

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>>39357126
Me and the boys showed up to the boneyard to do some squats and there was this dyel asian kid on our rack squatting like 95lbs. We all approached him and he started to pack up all of his stuff but I stopped him and said "Oh nah it's okay bud, you can work in with us." Then I loaded up a couple of plates on each side, smirked and said "Better yet, why don't we work in with you??" He looked confused and nervous. I nodded at one of my boys and he loaded up 3 more plates on one side. I picked up the dyel kid and put him on the bar ass first on the other side (he weighs roughly 135lbs) and me and my bros took turns squatting him for reps. A couple of qt cardio bunnies walked by and were laughing their asses off watching him go up and down. He looked like he was actually getting a workout, he was sweating like crazy. Haven't seen him since

>>39357437
>>39357421
>>39357368
>>39357249
The number of people biting on this fucking thread shows how the golden age of /fit has really come to a horrible end

>>39357126
They see me trollin'
They hatin'

>>39357126

YOU'RE HITLER.

>>39357421
thats me except for 75kg squat and 105kg dl

>>39357126
>didn't have him repay with his ass
>didn't have him only doing squats and cardio to get that ass plump
I'm so fucking disappointed in you.

>>39357126
I hope he out lifts everything you do within a year and beats your ass

>fast forward 2 years
>skinny dyel is now buff chad
>OP doesn't recognize chad but chad does
>chad asks OP to spot his 1rm 600 lb deadlift which he can do 5 reps easy
>chad fake drops weight on OP legs
>"all those years and you're still a weakling OP, kill yourself"
>chad continues his workout then leaves to bang OP'S gf and enjoy his gains

>>39357126
>be me in gym
>see zyzz waving me over to the squat rack
>he tells me he's been dying to curl with me in the rack
>tell him thanks brah
>start curling lmao4pl8
>some HAES tumblrina makes her way towards us
>tells us no curls in the squat rack
>zyzz takes the bar out of my hands and becomes babe ruth of the gym
>see tumblrina flying into the parking lot
>scooby catches her with a homemade catching mitt
>Rippetoe tells us we're out
>me and zyzz walk out of the gym
>hear slow clap suddebly turn into thunderous applause
>get a quadruple blowjob from cardiobunnies later that night

>>39358089
Loved this epic tale of revenge and romance

>>39357421
Tfw I can't ohp 40kg

>>39357527

you've been holding your breath way too long senpai that boat sailed at least four years ago at the latest