Hey guys, I'm bulking for winter and I'm wondering

>>39356679
Kek'd

>>39356679
That's a cute bear. Would he kill me if I tried to caress his head?

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>>39356720
Depends on how juicy and plump you are.

>2016
>not eating a shit ton of salmon
do you even hibernate breh?

>>39356720
It would be extremely painful.

>>39356754
You're a big guy.

>>39356760
4U

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>>39356767
Great job!

>>39356679
Are there any beehives in your wood?

>>39356816
Not anymore lol

>>39356679
Aww, that's a nice bear, I love bears man, ever since I was a kid

>>39357120
Bears are very cool.

>>39356679
I would just eat another bear desu.

>>39356679
>how you manage to eat 60k calories per day?
>A hiker lasts me about two days
Assuming a skelly 50 kg hiker, of which 15 kg has no calories (bones, blood, shit etc), at 6000 k kcal per kg bodyweight, you are still looking at 210000 kcal. He should last you at least 3.5 days, with massive underestimations about his weight and nutritional value. Stop making excuses.

>>39356720

Bears are peaceful creatures and never attack without provocation. Those "bear attacks" you hear about in the news are all false. Do not get scared amd run if you see a bear, he is most likely trying to befriend you!

>>39358532
Something so cute can't be deadly.

>>39358494
An indian hiker would be 90% shit

>>39358791
Tell that to my ex

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>>39358532
t. bear

>>39356784
WHAT THE FUCK

So, how many calories are in an average full grown human? Is that even how it works?

>>39358986
around 200.000 kcal, much more if you're fat