>surprise locker room search >got charged with possession

>not hiding them up your bum hole

Don't forget penis inspection day. It hasn't happened yet and it only happens once a year

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>compulsory penis inspection
I got clapped up as soon as my gym owner tasted the creatine residue

Could have been worse
>be 19 year old me
>have great idea with two other mates
>grind up creatine and numbing agent
>try flog it off to dumb highschoolers as cocaine
>get caught at a festival
>charged with possession of a an illicit substance
>because I had more than 20g of creatine on my person, it could not have been for personal use
>tell the court I was creatine loading
>judge chuckled at me and tries to tell me loading is a myth
>sentenced for 6 months low security prison for drug dealing

>>39354218
you're fucking lucky you dumbass, they cut people's heads off for that shit in SE asia

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>sneaking in chocolate milk every day
>haven't gotten caught yet

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>squat day
>squat form inspection day
>forgot my standard issue squat plug
>oh shit gonna lose my squatting license
>visibly nervous as I swipe my credit card at the plate dispenser
>total bro substitute chancellor of form inspection (div. Squats & Lunges) officer approaches me and asks me what's seems to be bothering me
>tells me not to worry about it and that he'll personally spot me.
>squat deeper than I ever thought possible with his 8" penis supporting my lower back
>become erect
>call inspector a fag and receive another 6 month squat certification

>>39354163
HAHA FUCKING LMAO WHAT KIND OF SHITTY GYMS DO YOU FAGS GO TO LOL IVE NEVER HEARD OF ANYONE DOING A LOCKER ROOM SEARCH LOL LIKE IS THIS AN AMERIFAT THING XDDDDDDDD

>>39354193
This is why you plug the 'tine anon

>>39354390
kek underrated

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>>39354390
>not regularly using your gym bro's 8' cock as a squat plug
>making it

Pick one

Finally ein enough barbell prize tickets to buy a Scooby plush

>made in China
REEEE

I bring in my own plates that are have a 45 pound label but actually weigh only 25 pounds a piece.

Got caught by an employee when I was showing off my "3 plate bench". My court date is next week. I am worried guys.

>>39354179
Don't remind me.
My bumhole still tingles when I remember the anal probe week back in August.
Shouldn't have had all that chilli for dinner.