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>arrive at gym like normal
>step in
>see new guy
>skinny, weak, and obviously very awkward
>decide ill play a ruse on him
>ask him to spot my 405 squat single (that i can do for 5 reps easily)
>he reluctantly says yes after i explain to him how to do it and that its gonna be alright no problem
>we get ready and i go down into the squat
>i pretend to struggle really bad and i groan
>i bend over and drop the bar over my head
>i turn around and give him a really mean look and tell him
>DUDE YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO FUCKING SPOT ME WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
>he's quiet for a few seconds and says s-sorry
>i turn around and go on with my workout
I hope i never see this piece of shit again, he was probably gonna take my rack to quarter squat half a plate and waste his time anyways, would probably quit within the end of the year without ever interacting with me.
In a way, id say i saved him from wasting a lot of time.
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You're going to be a shitty father one day, man.
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>>39343655
lol, implying this is a real story
fuckouttaherewiththatbullshit
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>>39343655
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>>39343655
Have sex
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>>39343655
>in the back room of my gym where people do deadlifts and shit
>limited number of plates
>some skinny new fag is doing some 5x5 bullshit with 135
>work up to 4 plate deadlift
>skinny kid is watching in awe
>decide to go on up to 5 plate
>walk over to his rack, take his plates
>"h-hey, i'm not done yet..."
>"You are now. Leave."
>he picks up his water bottle and walks out
>see him by the dumbbell rack later, curling 20s
>wink at him
>never see him after that day
Feels good to be the gym bully.
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>at busy school gym
>doing dumbbell rows on a bench
>Asian guy takes the broken bench next to me
>the seat doesn't go flat
>he's setting up for shoulder presses
>I've got the seat up at an angle on my bench anyway, so I offer to switch with him
>he stares blankly at me and says yes
>so I move over to his bench and start up another set
>when I'm done he says that I took his bench
>try to explain what my intentions were but he barely speaks English
>tfw I tried to be nice but ended up being a gym bully
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