Welcome to the dark art of social manipulation. You get a thick,

>>39341284
Man everybody who's not an autist knows this shit

>>39341421
>everybody who's not an autist

Not the target demographic here

>>39341430
Just send 'em to read Dale Carnegie's book

kys

>>39341458
I was gonna reply with this. I'm actually listening to it right now and people are correct it is all common sense but that doesn't mean it is not a good resource

>>39341421
This.

It's basic fucking social skills you learn as a kid

>be nice, get favours.

>>39342530
Key is not seeming insincere

>>39342530
Superiority complexes and tough experience really changes everything you learned as a kid about "society".

tl;dr be positive and ambitious

>>39341284
Actually good read! People just getting into the social climate might actually be able to use this. Not bait, it's nice to read people actually bettering themselves instead of that redpill game stuff.

>>39341284

I think the best book to read, that made me realize how I should act and has worked for me, was "Conquer Your Campus"

I read it and while following its advise I was able to instantly befriend the "cooler" people, i.e. the good looking ones, that then gave me access to many other groups and shit.

I viewed it all as a social game, right up until I realized I was so focused on the game that I forgot about myself and I ended up gaining too much weight to be my old insanely attractive self. So that why I'm on /fit/ again

Shoot, I need it back, because back then I was able to pull so many girls, I'm almost at 30, I know some other people have higher numbers, but I'm proud of it

>>39342562
Explain?

>>39342652
>thinking numbers of women slept with is an accomplishment.

How old are you?

>>39342817
19, is that bad?

I mean, for someone to like me enough for them to expose themselves to me physically is something of an accomplishment for me, I guess in my mind it means I'm acceptable

>>39341284
I've read Carnegie and it just gives me more disdain for all these idiots that prioritize feefees over results.

>>39342862
You don't have to like people to get them to please your genitals in this day and age anon

>>39342862
Not bad. Just interesting. Once you get older you'll realise that the hunt for numbers is meaningless and has no impact on happiness in finding a long term partner.

>>39342862
Fucking bitches is easy. I never understand why people brag about it. Staying in a long term relationship is a real accomplishment. Especially in this day. I've been with my girl for 7 years now. Getting married next year. None of my friends have had a relationship longer then 2 years. Fucking sloots is easy. Keeping a relationship together through all the ups and downs of life is a real challenge.

>>39342965

not that guy, but i'm 25 and neither care about numbers (anymore) nor a long-term partnership. i don't want to "settle down," that shit sounds scary.

>>39343000
How do you keep things not boring? How do you spice up life?

>>39343075

by not getting into a long-term relationship tbqh

people just give up on their dreams and decide to settle down. it's depressing.

find something you love to do and roll with it. don't care about making money to support anyone other than yourself. hell, don't care about anyone other than yourself at all.

>>39343033
Yeah 25 is still too early to "settle" imho.

>>39343075
>>39343087
Lol, people always assume you have to sacrifice to be with someone. It makes me smile. At the 2 year mark that's how it feels. It feels like you can't do what you want and that your going to be stuck with kids. It's just not true. As you get older and spend more time with them you realise you don't have to constantly be spicing things up, constantly trying to impress. You do it occasionally, every now and then. You realise that you can still chase your dreams and do what you love. You just need to be smart about it. Your partner shouldn't hold you back from learning and growing because you wouldn't want to hold them back either. You have to understand that it's not a burden to be with someone. It's actually quite relieving.

>>39343123
And I'm not saying everyone should get a relationship and settle down. Some people just flat out don't want to, and that's fine. All I'm saying is be open and understanding that a long term partner will not kill your creativity and will not trap you (as long as they're right for you) and that number of wet holes you've fucked does not make you feel superior or feel like you've accomplished anything. It's a childish fantasy but you will outgrow it so don't sweat. Have fun while your young and do what you love.

If you find someone special, hold onto them because as you age it only gets harder and harder to find someone.

Someone needs to explain this shit to me

>Friday night, going out, single
>shit shower shave routine in great detail
>wearing best fitting outfit I had on hand, pretty much looking as good as I could
>pregame with buddies goes well
>never get a single number the whole night while talking to girls

Now the confusing part
>Saturday, pissed about wasted bar time last night
>chilling at home till 9 pm in torn jeans and old shirt with bleach holes, unkempt hair
>embodiment of "was not supposed to go in public"
>get told by friends to come out, decide to have a beer
>end up being approached 3 separate times, take one home

Was it just a matter of really not giving a shit? I was literally greeting people with "what." in conversation.