>hey anon, we've been seeing you here at the gym a lot

I look like shit. What the fuck are you talking about?

I'd gratefully fuck any of them tbqh

>>39339105
I play Dungeons and Dragons three nights a week and hang out with my mom.

(Shows I'm social and care about people close to me)

>>39339105
Yes, I'm a beekeeper, would you ladies like some honey? Fresh from the honeytree or whatever it's called.

>>39339105
ye bby, I like to repost the same unlikely scenario on an image board on the internet

>>39339105
Sure, and while we're at it, what are your hobbies, Stacy?

>>39339136

This guy fucks

>>39339105
What's your favorite web stack? Ever tried go?

>>39339105
>I'm a computer scientist
>I play games alot and volunteer at an animal rescue on weekends.
>At the moment I'm playing magic the gathering online whilst finding a better credit card deal.
>I have a question. Why did you all wear the same coloured underwear but all of you have been unable to match your bras to both each other and your underwear?

>>39339105
You misunderstand. It's not a 'hobby', it's a lifestyle choice. I don't want to end up fat, weak, and diseased like most people do when they get older. So I'm making sure now that doesn't happen later. Of course I have lots of other things I enjoy doing; you really didn't think I do this for fun, did you? Of course they're all active-lifestyle things.

Want to go for a bike ride? I wouldn't mind some pleasant company on a typical 50-miler that I ride a few times a week. Only takes about 2 and a half hours, then maybe dinner afterwards, what do you say?. What that you say? That's too far? Why would anyone ride that far instead of drive a car? Wait, your idea of 'fun' is sitting inside or doing things that involve lots of sitting around? Oh, I'm sorry, I don't think this is going to work out, that's the sort of thing I'm trying to avoid. Nice meeting you, though.

>>39339105
It's funny how often I see you here and you still somehow have average physiques

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>>39339105
*scream at the top of my lungs*
ARE YOU DONE WITH MY BENCH, BECAUSE I WANT TO BENCH AND YOU ARE IN THE WAY

>>39339140
>>Fresh from the honeytree

>>39339136
kekked

>>39339140
bitches would actually probably think this is cool

>>39339187
middle has abs

>>39339105
Left has cellulite on her ass, right has no ass, only middle is somewhat acceptable.

>>39339105
So why do two fat chicks and an asian want to know what hobbies i have?

>>39339186
>>39339184
>>39339187
>>39339195
>>39339158

*tips fedora*

Ofc I do. I love quilting and I collect antics. So guys... do you notice that guy over there? He is so dreamy...

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>>39339254
t. 'lifts for girls'
t. doesn't do anything else
LOL fag

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FUCKING CASUAL
LIFTING ISNT A HOBBY
REEEEEEEEE

>>39339240
cellulite is uncontrollable pretty much

>>39339181
normie MEAN stack
shrugs

>>39339105
I read, write, play the guitar and sing.

>>39339254
>someone makes an intelligent reply
>give him a ration of shit over it
never change, /fit/.

>>39339270

t. absolute madman

>>39339282
so is being under six foot, but that doesn't stop bitches from rejecting me.
What goes around comes around.

>>39339105
I sculpt in clay and write poetry. Now please, put some clothes on, this is a gym not a swimming pool.

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>>39339140
>Fresh from the honeytree or whatever it's called

>>39339394
low test fag

>>39339105
>Yeah, I fuck bitches and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of bubble gum.

I got a hobby for you to try right here

*unzips dick*

>>39339470
>Yeah, I fuck bitches and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of bitches.
>*smacks gum as obnoxiously as I can*
>*tips fedora*
>"I...I'll be your b..bbitch..." (the middle one)
>"Y-y-y..you t-too!"
>leave
>tell 4chan about how i had an orgy with 3 Stacys
>alpha as fuck

>>39339105
>uh, thanks.. But why are you at the gym in your underwear?

6/7 mythic ladies

>>39339105
>Y-You too
>why are you all smiling at me like that??
>you know I'm in the women's locker room jerking off
>eeeee I-I'm cumming!

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>>39339105
I have as many hobbies as you three combined

>0

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Quit trying to hide your chub fatty.

>>39339105
Orgies.

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>>39339935
delete this

>>39339105
Honestly they are all kinda ugly and fat

>>39339140
kek

>>39339105
I S K R A

>>39339195

I've done that before.. These 19 year old were taking selfies by one of two benches. I was so mad.

>>39339105

>Yep. Video games, pro wrestling, and masturbation!

>>39340158
>He doesn't know what a hobby is.

Those are interests, not hobbies :^)

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>>39339935
kek

>>39339105
Hehe t-t-tha-tha-thanks uhhhh youtoobye

>>39339186
>implying you don't seat while riding a bike

fuck off fucko

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>"London? What do you mean? Why do you keep shouting that?"

>>39340201

The fuck is a hobby then?

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>>39339105
Why yes I do, lovely wenches. I spend my weekends down at the medieval fair where I greet lovely ladies such as yourself with a tip of my bonnet and a jaunty tune on my lute.

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>>39339105
Sure. I sing and play a mean guitar, repair watches, and I can count cards and do some parlor magic. Why do you ask? Do YOU actually do anything other than watch makeup videos and talk to your equally inane friends about how it's racist not to vote for Hillary?

Literally just make up bullshit talentless non hobbies that still make you interesting like going to the beach

>>39339136
dude are you me?

>>39339105
>This thread again
Bro is that a clinton

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>>39339482
>unzips dick
wait what

>>39339105
These posts are always so cringey kys OP

>>39340864

First day on 4chen

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the girl in the middle makes my pp feel funny

>>39339105
Those fucking girls. Giving it the "bodies are beautiful at any size" shit. I bet they only fuck roided up cunts

2>1>3

Any other ranking is wrong, and of you think diferent you are a fag

>>39339105
I take pictures of garbage and write flash fiction about it

>>39339136
lol

>>39339935
I would still enjoy pounding the pudgy puddin power piggy

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>>39339105
...uhm. I smoke weed, watch anime, and shitpost on an anonymous image board. If I'm not there, I'm at a shitty job that I hate.

>>39339105
Yes

>>39339136
Literally just spat coffee all over my new computer and had to drive to the public library to post this comment! Take my upvote, le gentleman and le scholar! You are the Hero Reddit needs, but one the one we deserve.

You, I like you.

>>39343224
>public library
>not having chan blocked
nice try 2/10

I visit fit like twice a week but these will always make me LOL

>>39340864
Fucking newfags

>>39343437
Wouldn't know desu. Unlike you I've never felt the need to browse 4chan in a public library.

>>39339136
>>39339136
>tfw Mom is the dungeon master but never finish a campaign because bed @9

REEEEEEE JUST FINISH THE DUNGEON AT LEAST YOU FUCKING CUNT

I play video-games, play drums and guitar, I love snowboarding and music anything from alt pop to deathcore

>>39339219
You would be surprised, as long as your not a neck beard they will put it down to a hobby, not a nerd freak

>>39339105
Yes. Playing basketball, long fast drives, rock collecting

>Well I've been dabbling in the stock market while reading tonnes of information on furthering my career in the Tourism Management field, but apart from that just been expanding my modelling portfolio and a few art projects. If you'd like to come over and check them out I'm free next Wednesday night after 8.

Something along the lines of that, I know enough about those topics to be able to spin hours of bullshit during small talk, they're somewhat value increasing and one of my art pieces is a nude shot in black and white printed on canvas. Devilish.

>>39339105
Yeah, I enjoy playing final fantasy brave exvius on my phone in my spare time along with the warwolf mod of mount and blade warband, doing pretty well right now RECONQUERING THE MIDDLE LAND FOR MY LORD LIU BEI IN ORDER TO RESTORE THE HOUSE OF HAN.

So, what kind of things do you do in your spare time? Hmm?

>>39339105

Why are you in your underwear, and how did you get in here?
Who the fuck are you?


Jesus christ what an absolutely terrifying experience.

>>39339105
I paint and work with wood.
>mfw actual hobbies AND sexual euphemism

Yes ma'am. I'm also a top 50 Peru North techies and puck player.

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>>39339105
>"plus size" model
>have gorgeous face
>photoshop all the cellulite out
>sjws are cheering for this

>>39344013
The girl in your pic doesn't actually have any cellulite.
I've seen her videos.
Seen lots of low bodyfat "fit" chicks with fridge mode bodies with cellulite though.

>>39343166
are (you) (me)?

>>39344013
name? shes perfect

Skate, smoke and row

>>39339140
Pooh bear?

>>39339105
>I like drinking coffee, want to have one after I am finished here?

>>39344013
ayy thicc

>>39343803
spotted the autist

>>39339105
I'm boring, I just play bass+guitar and i read a lot

>>39339105
>le "airbrushed in every photo to hide disgusting skin" big ass woman

>>39339140
A hearty kek for you sir!

>>39344013
More like thiccc size model lad

>>39339136
alpha.

>>39339105

No. I go to a gym where all the girls apparently just walk around in their underwear. What the fuck do I need other hobbies for?

>>39344013
silicone

>>39339140
Fucking kek

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>>39347993

>>39339105
Yes, I spend my free time masturbating to pictures of girls laughing in their underwear and shitposting on a Vietnamese origami board
Often at the same time

>>39339126
10/10 would suck their toes

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>>39339140
>Fresh from the honeytree or whatever it's called.

>>39339140
BEARMODE

Lol I hate women. you can never please the cunts

>>39339254
>Be honest answering a rhetorical question on an anime board.
>Insult those who reply.

I love this place.

>>39339105
>Yeah I enjoy cooking and collecting albums
>I could cook for you if you're free tomorrow
And you're in. It ain't hard fellows

>>39339105
Three real easy things to say that are believable and will make women even more interested in you:

>I enjoy hiking
>I enjoy cooking
>I enjoy spending time with my dog

>>39349661
Seriously, cooking is a fucking godsend. I understand why my father told me I need to learn how to make some nice meals.

>>39349696
Here is what i read from this:

>I enjoy hiking
Unlike normal humans, i walk places sometimes

>I enjoy cooking
Im a fat fucker who loves food and eating but thats off putting so i sugar coat it, then i eat that too

>I enjoy spending time with my dog
Ok dogs are mans best friend and the only thing that will truly love you in this life so i got nothing for this

>>39349704
It really is, it's something you enjoy literally every day. And girls always love it because you're actually putting effort in impressing her, even if it's just chicken and rice or something

>>39339105
I also shitpost on tibetan prayer flag forums

>>39349730
You fucking retarded?

>>39349770
Speak proper english, cunt

>>39339105
> remember class union where they asked me "what else are you doing besides programming and fitness" after mirin my gainz
I will do pull ups until I forget.

>>39349764
My uncle gave me some sage advice before I left for college. "Anon, majority of the girls you will meet there eat fast food, snacks, or buffet style cafeteria food. It gets real old after a month. If can cook a meal without burning it, hell even if you burn it a little, they will want to come over to your apartment. With a little bit finesse you both can heat up the leftovers in the morning."

>>39339105
hanging out with chicks who don't neglect their bodies

>>39339140
Spit my smoothie out

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>>39339935
>>39339105

i always love how the hottest girl is always in the middle. its like other girls know they aren't the hottest in a group

>>39348159
Underrated

>>39352492
In what universe is the blonde slut better than the one who looks like my sister?

>>39352492

If she was standing beside any other reasonably attractive female you would all stop being deceived.

>>39352969
post sister

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>>39339186
>ok I'll just go find somebody that does want to sit around with me. Bye, Anon. Too bad, I was going to give you a blow job.