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Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
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Fuck you faggot get AIDS and die
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>>39333021
Hey un-insured faggots,
My name is Geico Gecko, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day getting stupid assed insurance from other companies with limited coverage. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any real car insurance? I mean, I guess it’s fun hitting other cars and driving away, because of your own lack of driving ability, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of the animated chick from eSurance.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your Ford Explorer. I’m pretty much covered. I was captain of the sales team, and starter on Geico Nascar’s racing team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn eSurance people”? I also get no speeding tickets, and have a banging hot Ferrari (I just blew by you; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
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>>39333021
What, are you dense? are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am?
I’m the goddamn Batman, and I hate every single one of you. All of you cowardly, superstitious criminals who spend every second of their day robbing banks and blowing shit up. You are everything bad in the Gotham City. Honestly, have any of you ever managed to escape Arkham? I mean, I guess it’s justified for me to go out at night wearing a bat suit, beating lowlifes like you into a pulp because of the crimes you committed, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than every Robin I’ve ever kept.
Don’t be a coward. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I am vengeance, I am the night, I am also the heir of Wayne Enterprises and a member of the Justice League. What sports do you play, other than “Terrorize the peaceful citizens of Gotham and being arrested by me”? I am also one of the richest men in the world, and have banging hot bitches whenever I need (We just had a bat-orgy, shit was SO BAT). You are all scums who should just turn yourselves in. Thanks for listening.
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>>39333021
>She just blew me; Shit was SO cash
>implying chad would use semicolons
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>>39333098
18 year old runt detected
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>banging hot girlfriend
>posts that
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>>39333098
>>39333109
So new it hurts
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>>39333109
Found the redditor
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People have been posting this since the beginning of 4chan newfriends
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>>39333109
Ouchie
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