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So /fit/ the new year is almost here. Will 2017 be the year

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So /fit/ the new year is almost here.


Will 2017 be the year you finally make it and get that qt gf?
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>>39332306
>The pursuit of women
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>>39332306
I just kicked my last qt girlfriend out for cheating last week.
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Yes. Dubs and we all get qt3.14 gfs

Check em
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>>39332329
no gf for us :(
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>>39332306
Getting a qt GF has been my resolution since I was 7.

It hasn't happened yet, so I'm going to re focus my energy on being more productive and getting over depression for good.
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>>39332447

Getting over depression is a lifetime thing senpai. Gotta work on constructive habits that are tailored to your own personality. Good luck
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doubt it
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>>39332306
Jesus, I hope so.
Last new year I rolled dubs in an /r9k/ thread during the depths of my depression. I was actually mildly excited.
Got serious about lifting and joined a rugby club since then. Fall season ended this week so now I break with convention and start a winter cut. Goal is to snag that GF in my last two months of Kek's blessing.

Sorry for blogpost.
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>>39332447
>39332447
>>39332447
This is the path. you will make it.
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>>39332329
reroll
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>>39332306
Wife just left me, so yeah, probably.
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>>39332306
>got the qt gf in 2015
>had a baby in 2016
>2017 has to be the year of the gainz

I did it all out of order and now I'm paying for it.
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>>39332784
teach us your secret.
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5 years lifting here, HHKV.

I just fapped to the drawing of a cute lady on the shampoo bottle.

I think this might be an all time low.
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>>39332869

I never understood the idea of a waifu until now
shes perfect :3
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>>39332869
>qt
>2D
>can wear black clothes without humiliating flakes ruining her impression

looks like premium waifu material to me, m8
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>>39332329
Amatuer.

Everyone who replies to these dubs will get a qt3.14 gf in 2017
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The natty dear said no.
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>>39332869
>thick & strong
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Dubs an everyone itt gets a QT gf in 2017, except this pair of faggots
>>39332919
>>39332329
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>>39332869
>solid 9/10 face
>white
>beautiful long hair
>thicc and strong

Just my type desu
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>>39332869
>>39332903
>>39332913
>>39332923
>>39332940
sad.
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>>39332329
Rolling
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Dubs and only i get a qt3.14159 gf
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>>39332329
Stand back plebs
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>>39332306
dubs and chad gets a gf
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>>39332966
Kekd
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No dubs and everyone that posts after me will get a qt3.14 gf who is loyal and gives encouragement for more gainz. Srs
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>>39332476
>Getting over depression is a lifetime thing senpai.
Here to reiterate this. You just need to think about it as your "lows" are just lower than your average person's, not that you always need to be sad/angry/apathetic or however you express it.
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>>39332966
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!
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>>39332966
Dubs and i become Chad
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>>39332329
>>39332966
what did they mean by this?
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As shitty as the loneliness feels, I can't give into it. I can't let myself be happy. Not because of some unconscious need to obtain personal validation by always having some shitty thing in life getting in my way (or at least that's not the only reason), but because I know how I operate in complacency, and if I get to that point, my progress in several aspects stop mattering and my goals will keep eluding me.

Without my suffering, I cannot move forward
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>>39332306
I got one last year, so this is the year I graduate and make career gains
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Been depressed so long its starting to feel kinda comfy. Better feeling this than nothing at all I guess
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>>39333218
Did you have to completely lower your standards?
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>>39332329
Ytb
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If anything, 2017 will probably be the year that I receive no female attention whatsoever.
My hair loss has been accelerating at an alarming rate and will be all but gone on top within a year.
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>>39332329
Me
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I realized recently that I'm unlovable and I hope 2017 is the year I get hit by a bus or just die by some convenient accident.
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>>39332329
rolling for black magic
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>>39332329
ok
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>>39333453
Lul, there is a wonderful anecdote told by patrick stewart about him losing his hair. Now he is banging some woman 40 years younger than him, it is like you faggots look for excuses to give up.
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If dubs, I get to lose my virginity in this holy freshmen year
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mfw i got very close to a gf
mfw didn't work out
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>>39332707
>he fell for the marriage meme
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When everyone on here talk about wanting to get a girlfriend, how many of you are actually approaching women?

Is it a problem where you can't pick up when you go out, or your just not meeting girls in the first place?
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>>39332306
Hopefully 2017 will finally be the year I kill myself.
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>>39332940
fuck off racist
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If this post ends in a 0, none who have posted before me in this thread will ever find a, or another qt loyal girlfriend.
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>>39334720
FUCK YOU
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>>39332306
I just want a qt bf for that extra protein (and to lose my khv status)
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>>39332329
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>>39334359
I do not understand the concept of picking up girls
My autism and social anxiety holds me back, I can only talk to females when either me or they are about to leave

If trips we all make it
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>>39334359
I can talk to most women, but even if my life depends on it I couldn't flirt, be intimate or romantic. I am frightened of intimacy and physical contact, sometimes to the point that I start shivering when someone comes too close.
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If i don't im hopping on roids, i have a heart condition so it'll be suicide or gf anyway.
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>>39332329
Roll
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>>39334852
Re-roll
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>>39332329
dubs pls ;_;
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>>39332306
my gyno surgery is planned on 2017 but it takes some time to heal and you cant walk around shirtless in the sun so it means that it will be 28th year without showing myself shirtless in public. I fucking wish i could go to a nice place, take my shirt off and go for a swim. I don't know if i care about anything anymore.

t. kv (of course)
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got a girlfriend already and let me tell u i am mad

>text her last night to come to mine for 12
>gym opens at 10 today
>takes an hour to get there
>doesn't respond
>11am "sorry fell asleep ill be late"

thanks
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>>39334887
I think what is much mroe difficult than getting a gf is getting one with whom you get along.
Since I haven't ever had a gf until a year ago I was happy once it happened, but I realized soon that it just doesn't work, we basically had nothing in common, and we broke up shortly after. I am still a loser, but having a gf just for the sake of having one makes it even worse.
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>>39334914

we get along amazingly, we're gonna sit in bed all day watching harry potter films and talking nonsense and end the night with some gr8 sex

although i agree some people only want a relationship for partnership, i held off for years because i knew i wasnt ready for a adult relationship
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>>39333285
I didnt actually, she is a 3.14 asian with a fat ass and tig ol bitties, i'm punching above my weight to be honest with you, I dont know what she sees in me
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>>39332329
Rollan for that qt.
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>>39334925
Well, than it's just one of these things some people do. But I think if you are honest you also have one or another trait that sometimes could annoy people.
>i wasnt ready for a adult relationship
This, 26 right now, but on the emotional level of a 12 years old.
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>>39332306
>Next year everything will change
Never gonna make it
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>>39332869
Been there, done that.
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>been hoping i'll get a gf for years now
>still no gf
what do?

>annual christmas party at work
>coworkers usually bring significant others
>i don't even go just so i'm not alone
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>>39332329
>1/10 change for dubs
>none 15 replies
what does this mean?

rollan
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>>39332329
i got this
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Doubt it, I have already embraced that I will die alone.
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>>39332329
trips get
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>>39335000
get ready for infinite sex
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>>39334980
Ask out girls on dates
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>>39335000
?
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>>39335000

OH MY GOD
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>>39335000
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>>39335020
What would be a good idea to do with her?
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>>39332329
rolling
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>>39332329
Come ooonnn...
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>>39332329

watch this faggots
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>>39332329
rrrrrrollll
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>>39332329
plz
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>>39334931
fug.

well good for you mane.
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>>39335000
fukken saved
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>>39335000
dubs and the balance will tip to our favor
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>>39332329
Rolling
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>>39334931
Your white dick obviously. Fucking disgusting rice burners
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ok, qt3.14 asian gf in 2017
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>>39332538
>Last new year I rolled dubs in an /r9k/ thread during the depths of my depression. I was actually mildly excited

this made me sad
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>>39332329
plz
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Nobody will get gf if dubs.
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>>39334359
I start cracking at the seams after a while because I literally can't feel happy or excited about things (no sense of achievement) and it's hard to pretend all the time.
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>>39334217
Then again he also happens to be Patrick Stewart.
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I don't see a reason why next year should be different. All years seem like ''in-between years'' desu
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2016 was probably the worst year of my life

2017 will either be the year where i turn things around, or kill myself
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>>39332320
shit bro, im kinda in the same boat that I need to kick her out because we have grown quite distance and she has had thrush for agees now that she wont do anything about (cant swallow tablets, got pussaries and wont take them) and there is no sex and no similar interests (she just wants to sit around smoking weed all the time and stay up stupidly late watching tv for no reason and sleep all day).

I sent her away to her parents this wknd and she went to a friends party, I asked what time she got in and she said 10am, so I was like 'ah right so you stayed, what time did everyone go to bed', 'umm not too sure, it was just me and anon the last ones standing', anon is a male friend or hers and since she got back today she hasnt done any of her usual hug/general female clingy affection shit so pretty sure she did something with this guy.

idgaf I am just in the place now where I want to move on, sick of the worst non existant sex life, even when we do its like missionary and no head, she wont let me eat that puss cos shes paranoid if shes having thrush or not because it was never treated. I am in a good place atm where im not a problem drinker like I was before and general substance abuser, I smoke weed once every 3-4 weeks instead of every day and have had some very good gains in the last 2 months.

Im a 26 yr old student and since my gains and getting my beared on I am constantly getting chicks wayy hotter than my girl mirin me I could be getting all the freaky tail so I just want her to fucking tell me so I dont have to look like an absolute cunt to her parents and our friends.
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>>39332329
no dubs, lucky to the trips guy
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>>39332869
Don't feel bad, mate. I walked in on a friend performing cunnilingus on a fleshlight looking at a picture of Lucy Collett.

I felt so much better about myself that day.
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>>39332306
probably not, if the past is any indication

might as well roll, though
>>39332329
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>>39332306
>make it
>get qt gf
pick one
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You guys were supposed to get gf already. I got mine. Don't tell me you missed pic related thread?
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>>39332306
YES IT WILL
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>>39332329
Rollin, can feel my muscles coming in, can feel my dubs too.
>>39332869
laughed
>>39334359
Serious question, how do you approach women and where is it good to do this?
Obviously if she's working or gym its a no go.
Only other places I go are grocery store, bars, or see them on sidewalks, and in all those cases they don't care to be bothered.
Even if I did think they were willing to get attention... I have no idea what to say, its like I can talk a bit and ask about their day or comment on the unseasonably nice weather... but I have no idea where to go from there.
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>get first kiss
>two weeks later
>fuck her and lose virginity
>she's now just a fwb

What does it fucking take to get a gf? I'll keep this girl around because pussy is great, but I need more than that.
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>>39332329
pls no I want a qt bf
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I dont see the point in getting a gf, it wont make life any better
Id rather have a well paying job and be done with my education so i can focus on other stuff.

I want to build my own computer, set up a milti media station at home, get a motorcycle and alot more
Sex right now isnt making me happy
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I'll get my qt girlfriend by the end of 2016
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>>39337517

You say "Hey I like you a lot want to be my girlfriend" and they either say yes and become your gf or no and the world ends
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>>39332306
who knows man

>last year
>cute girl
>going great
>oh anon im back with my ex tehe
>but i still like you a whole lot tehe
fuck this
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>>39332329
You fucked up, senpai!
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if dubs then 2017 is year of the Kazakh gf
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>>39332306
7
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>>39337709
Before we did it, she made it clear that she wasn't looking for that. I'm just going to play this out for as long as possible. Besides, a bit of practice doesn't hurt
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>>39337776
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>>39337776
You were so close to getting quads
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>>39337776
Off by one
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What do I wear on a first date.
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>>39337810
perfume
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>If kek wills it I will finally go on that date with the elusive qt3.14 that somehow never happened because she emigrated and is only here for short periods now
rolling

Also, went for drinks with another gril and asked her out, but she already "had a guy" she was getting close with. fml

At least weights and BJJ never let you down.
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>>39336208
I feel this in my gut man. I gotta pretend to care about school and changing myself but I'm just pretending for the people around me its exhausting.
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>>39332329
dubs for qt azn pls
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>>39337776
close
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>>39336429
Guy you replied to, it started the exact same for me, alcohol instead of weed, and she turned out to be cheating ever since claiming pussy problems. Thrush my ass, she's fucking another dude. If your girl is under 45 and can go more than 2 weeks without fucking you, she's cheating.
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>>39332329
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>>39332329
YOU RUINED IT FOR US

Check em
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>>39337937
She's so pretty looking at her makes me sad.
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If I get dubs no one gets a gf next year. Trips and a transsexual horse will fuck you up the arse tonight.
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>>39337937
>>39332329
>>39337776
Give it up lads. Dubs and you get that swole gay gym bro.
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>>39332329
roll
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can I roll on my own image or is that cheating
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>>39338577
>turned into the tomboy
nnnnoooo
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>>39338577
inb4 66
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>>39332306
if not these last two months then year 2017 will be it
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>>39338577
Rollerino
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>>39338726
FFS rolling again
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>>39338726
lel tomboy n fatty
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>>39337517
How do you know that the sex is good if it's your first?
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>>39337789

You're being very reasonable for being on the internet. Things will turn out okay. Just don't get too attached. I turned down multiple opportunities to date because my FWB was more attractive to me, but then she graduated and left. FWB is great if you manage it, but don't let it derail your own life.
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>>39334692
Since this is 4chan, I'd say there's a good chance that Anon is racist but it's possible to find one race more attractive than the others without being racist. Preferring white women over nonwhites is just like preffering blondes over brunettes or redheads. If you follow it up with something about the herrenvolk, you're racist but if not, you're not.
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>>39338792
Because it was better than no sex I guess.
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>>39338792
You can have bad sex on your first time, m8. I did, and I knew it was bad during and right after
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>>39338792
Well, I enjoyed myself. I'm fairly sure she did. I can't say I was GOOD at it, but I didn't make any fatal mistakes and we had fun. Which that's what really matters.
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>>39338993
>>39338926
You can always tell bad sex, that is true. Good sex takes time to identify though. Most sex is better than no sex though. I've had sex though that was less pleasurable than jerkin it to an Abella Danger vid desu senpai.
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>>39332329
rawlin
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>>39332329
roll
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>>39332538
>rugby
Enjoy the brain damage.
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>>39334359
I dont approach them, they approach me

And then I do something stupid
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>>39332329
I'll fix this for us all guys. Dubs and it will all be okay in 2017
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>>39332306
No, I've already accepted that will never happen. I'm too autistic for that.
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>>39332329
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>>39339424
Singles and everyone in /fit/ won't get a gf for another year.
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>tfw have gf and reading these threads
Wew lads, step it up.
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Singles and everyone ITT will never get a gf.
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>>39338833
Triple dubs of truth. Thanks, dude.
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>>39332329
Rolling
If dubs I will lose all this stupid fat
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>>39332329
roll
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>>39339555
>555
checked and keked
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Yes.

Down 13kg at 95kg and 181cm now. Im also having a glourious mane that I have grown out for 1.5 years. Im set for 2017.
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>>39332329
Rolling
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if nice digits, I'll get a fit qt bf in 2017
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>>39339860
rolling again
>pls kek, pls
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>>39338577
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>>39340116
no
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>>39332329
Check these Dubs
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>>39332329
pls
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>>39332329
look at it.
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>>39332329
one more try.
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>>39332306
>already saying "maybe next year"

you've still got two fucking months
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>>39332329
dubs and i'll get a cutie until 31 december
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>>39332329
this is the real one
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>>39340588
I knew all along my luck would turn some day.
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2017 is the year I go out and meet women. Lifting/fitness is itself not going to get you a girl.

So I am going to join local clubs and societies, to be sociable and meet new people.

Things I'm thinking of joining:
>Running club
>Rock climbing group
>Teach kids to code
>Cooking classes

Any other good suggestions?
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>>39340765
Ballroom dancing, volunteer to do something
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>>39340900
Volunteering, that's the teaching kids to code thing, but I'm sure there are other local things.

Dancing, I surely would need a partner to go with?
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>finally get gf
>constantly wants to hang out
>when watching tv together, wants to make out
>talks over the show
>constantly wanting to talk instead of just enjoying the show

gfs are a meme
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>>39338586
>>39338726
>>39340116
>666
>fit confirmed for demon fatlust
the high test meme was true
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>>39340918
Oh cool right on about volunteering.
about the dancing I am in a city so I checked "community center in __" and found out they had a dance class and different stuff for adults. Sometimes I got stuck with the instructor luckily there is a guy and women instructor but after that a couple people brought their friends and you could switch off. A lot of older people but whatever it helped me get out of the house
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>Chick asks me to uunrack her weights for her, some dude left about 450 on the leg press, im working chest and she just decides to ask me to unrack
>Another chick asks same thing on the plate loaded chest press, its a 45lb weight and shes wondering if i can un-rack the weights..

>tfw. can you just leave me alone in the gym
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>>39341049
ballroom (((dancing))) is a meme
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>>39332329
Trips of righteousness
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>>39340991
Names?
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>>39332329
DOING IT
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>>39338577
ROROOROROROLL
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2017 is year of gains, stress and college portfolio. If I get qt3.14 I will be very happy man
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>>39338577
roll
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>>39332329
rolling
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>>39340949

This sounds great to me as long as I can hit pause as soon as she starts blathering.
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>>39332329
pls be qt brown
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>>39338577
rolling
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>>39338577
gimme dat
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>>39341880

you'd think, but man I just wanna watch tv
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>>39332329
Bleh
>>
>in love with girl with a kid
>literally perfect
>she even loves memes
>incredible sex

why am i so insecure bros.
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>>39332329
ez
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2016 was the year that qt's en masse stopped ignoring me, or giving me strange looks/avoidance, and actually begun being receptive to talking or noticing me.

this is revolutionary
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>>39332329
If dubs, I'll ask the new qt3.14 at work for her number
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>>39342388
GOOD LUCK LAD
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>>39342271
Just remember, she could have four kids from two husbands, gotten a hysterectomy, and won't let you nut inside.
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>>39335046
Lunch, dinner, a movie. Doesn't need to be extravagant.
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>>39338577
>tfw want 5 but will get 0
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>>39342408
a movie is a horrible idea for a first date you cuck
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>>39332306
FUCK YEAH BRUH

>We all's going to make it BRUH
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>>39337802
Ayy lmao
>>
I fucking hope so. Gettin pretty lonely over here.
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>>39339101
She knows how to panhandle.
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>>39332869
I ejaculated to a picture of Angela Merkel
>>
if I don't screw it up I'm getting a GF this year still.

she has always commented how smart I am and offered to cook for me, but not until the last couple months (when I started to take fitness more seriously) did she start tol actually touch me, hug me out of nowhere and be more flirty. she started to come behind me at work and give the longest, nicest hugs. the kind of hug you give your best friend or BF/GF (falling all over me).

friday she took it to the next level, adding that I am "very special to her", then running away.

this is a religious virgin who doesn't initiate contact to anyone besides a flamboyant gay friend of hers, despite having an army of thirsty dudes after her 24/7, so my confidence is at an all time high.

I don't usually spill much spaghetti with her, as she doesn't have the typical annoying or aloof or dumb personality of a lot of girls. she actually listens, so I don't get flustered when talking to her at all.
>>
Trips and gf breaks up with me. Doubles and I continue not knowing the difference between true love and boredom
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>>39332329
Spinning
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>>39343077
Fooking yes. After 23 years of waiting, finally...
I'm gonna cry lads
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>>39332329
i guess we fucked boyss
>>
>>39338577
rolling
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>>39332306
Frivi right?
>>
Do gyms really go to shit because of all the New Years Resolution fags?
>>
>>39332329
roll
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>>39332329
dubs & kms
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>>39336429
Do it brah
You dont need her in your life
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>>39337517
fwb is better than gf.
Commitment to women sucks.
Use guys for companionship.
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>>39342271
>Raising chad's babies for him
Cuck
>>
>>39338577
roll
>>
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>>39342955
>virgin
garbage in bed
>religious
I cant even list all of the things that suck about super religious gfs so you're going to have to date her for like two months and learn the hard way bro
The main two are
>serious sexual inhibitions
>Irrationality
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>start lifting
>8 months later get gf for first time
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I've been alone every New Years, Valentine's and Christmas for the past 4 years
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>>39332329
pLEASE
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>>39337921
>>39336260
>>39336243
>>39336208
me. all me.
>>
>>39333218
>>39334931
Exact same, except I'm batting right at my level. Jealous that you found an asian gf with an ass and tits desu, mine has a 9/10 ass but 6/10 tits
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>>39332329
you've doomed us all anon
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>implying
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>>39332329
im the rolin' thunder, i just keep rolin' and rolin'
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>>39343706

Oh fuck...
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>>39336112
>>>/pol/
>>>/reddit/

Faggot
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>>39343632
Then this is the year we make it man
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I just want somebody to cuddle and talk to
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>>39334359
I have no idea how to approach women. Do you just walk up to them and tell them they're pretty or something? That seems pretty creepy to me.
>>
>>39344037
get frends
get introduced to ppl
talk to them online
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>>39344037
Why? It's worked for me.
>>
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>>39343549

I've dated a virgin before. I like being in charge. Also, I've had 6 GFs before. Four that I was better off having never dated (4/10s or so), a crazy virgin with daddy issues and a emo cutter with daddy issues (both beautiful).

Also, she's not a religious nut. She stays put of religious discussions, has never admonished anyone for saying anything good or bad. I only know she's religious because a) she's a virgin who never says anything slutty or naughty and b) her facebook lists her church right at the top.

The concept of dating an actually smart girl that can carry a conversation and has self-respect will be a nice change of pace. I'm not looking for a warm hole only. She was the one pursuing me, and she looks amazing, so it's win-win compared to being alone like the last 3.5 years.

<------ she looks like her, btw (I do have pictures of the actual but no way I'm posting them here).
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>>39344108
Well anon, I wish you the best of luck.
>>
By the power of Kek we all shall make it!
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>>39344046
I have friends but they're all lonely virgin losers like me
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>>39332329
pls its cuffing season
>>
>>39344150
Who is this?
>>
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>>39344244
Rachel Cook.
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>>39344265
Thank you sir
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>>39344269
Her snap is rachelcook14
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>>39338577
Why not once more
>>
>>39332329
pls
>>
>>39332329
Are they going to break up?
>>
>>39344298
reroll
>>
>>39334359
I've been out of my game for 5 years (long relationship with ice skater qt ) but I think for me it's the latter. I don't have many friends and don't have any new social circles either. That's what I'm working on.
>>
>>39343549
>Virgin = garbage in bed
>Not making her your qt gf and teach her everything in bed so she becomes amazing
You probably never had an LTR with a virgin.
>>
I don't know if the first date went well or not. I should've fucking kissed or even hugged her but I didn't and now I feel like shit. Should I ask for a second date?
>>
I made it. Got qt now. Not gf yet but def approaching. Thank you to everyone here
>>
>>39338577
roru
>>
>>39332329
get dubs and qt gf
>>
>>39344843
of course. if there's one thing I've learned from love is that you should just go for it. getting rejected hurts like balls, no question, but it will also pass. if you don't ask you'll always wonder what could have been.
>>
>>39344912
reroll
>>
>>39334887
Whipped
>>
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>>39338577
role
>>
>>39332329
Dubs for the dubs god!
>>
>>39332329

Dubs and I'll get a godly raise and work and start on the bike.
>>
>>39332329
PLS DUBS
>>
>>39332306
Ideally, but probably not
>>
>>39337545
This. I think most of us are too young for long-term relationships right now. I'm 26 and still feel like there's so many things to do out there, instead of settling down and having to take care of both your kids and wife.
I guess it's very nice if you have a girlfriend that shares your hobbies and also doesn't care for getting married quickly.
>>
>>39342271
Such women are typically more experienced and willing to satisfy her potential partner, since bringing up a kid on your own is difficult.
I can understand you Anon, but this still makes you a megacuck.
>>
>>39345586
Im not him but seriously dude, if a girl has a kid thats a huge no
Your logic doesnt really compute, bringing up a kid is difficult so she is more willing to satisfy her partner, what kind of sense does that make?

If you can stand dating chicks with kids then good for you, i set the bar higher so i wont touch em but i dont judge
>>
>>39345604
Because she knows she has now less value than women without children, so she tries much harder to find a guy, have him stay with her and accept the kid.
I personally wouldn't ever get into a serious relationship with a girl with a kid, unless it was just fuckbuddies.
>>
>>39345626
Ah so thats what you meant, and yeah i can see that but it doesnt seem like a good thing
She has a major flaw and while she might be willing to work harder to compensate it im not sold on it, im pretty sure a horny as fuck gay guy would try very hard to get me into bed if i was his only option too but that doesnt mean the sex will be enjoyable
>>
>>39332329
dubs get now!
>>
>>39332306
>Will 2017 be the year you finally make it and get that qt gf?
It will have to be, or else I'm giving up. Been lifting for 3 years. I look good. Girls mire all the time. I still got some autism left though.
>>
>>39345520
This so much
>>
>>39332329
Why wont you give us dubs?!?!
>>
>>39332306
I don't even care about a gf, I just want to be able to have a social life. I need to stop isolating so much.
>>
dubsget
>>
>>39342934

She thicc
>>
>>39332329
.
>>
>>39338577
rollan
>>
>>39344976

If the one you lose is the one, it stays with you forever. I've had 6 GFs, 5 of them I got over in a day or two. One of them stays burning me inside and out, every day. I mumble her name by accident multiple times a day, 4 years later.

I'm not saying it's impossible to get over, but sometimes it will leave a permanent scar that everything else has to go around.
>>
>>39338577
Roll
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>>39332329
rollin
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>>39338577
yes, hello ?
>>
>>39348016
pls, reroll
>>
>>39338577
Dubz
>>
>>39347674
you got over them in a day or two? That's either bullshit or you have no feelings...
>>
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If everything goes well, I finally gonna have a gf after 6 fucking years
She's not qt at all, but at least she likes me
>>
>>39338577
lol
>>
>>39338577
Roollll pls no fatty
>>
>>39332329
roll
>>
>>39348233

Comparability is more important in the long run, as long as you're somewhat physically attracted to her
>>
>>39338577
roll no fatty pls
>>
>>39348233
Why does this make me sad?
Fuck mate, im sorry about her not being a qt but atleast you wont be alone and what other options are there?
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>>39342404
Talked to her a bit before I asked. Turns out we're the same age and have a couple of mutual friends from highschool.

Got her number. Now what? I honestly don't know what to do.

I was a lonely obese autistic NEET after highschool for a long ass time. Hit the gym 2 and a bit years ago and only dropped from 400lbs to a still fat 280lbs. Didn't do cardio or fix my diet. Just lifted weights. Then joined a temp agency and got a job a couple of months ago.
>>
>>39338577
It must really suck for the one who stays gfless
>>
>>39332329
Gotta make them social gainz brah
>>
>>39332329
Rolling
>>
>>39338577
Rollando
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>>39332306
Probably not, to be perfectly honest with you.
>>
>>39332329
Roll senpai
>>
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>>39334359
I'm trying to get out more and meet new people, but I'm quiet and don't have much to say often. It's that or I'm afraid of BEEIng mysel. And I have no self confidence. What should I do about that? If I had self confidence so many of my social problems would disappear
>>
>>39332329
put me in reddit xD
>>
>>39332329
Okay, time for dubs now.
>>
>>39332329
Dubs and no one else gets a gf
>>
>>39332306
Okay, it's time for dubs.
>>
Dubs now.
>>
>>39332329
Stand back. Hot dubs coming through.
>>
>>39343706
>pretty confident I know what my emotions are
>take long showers since they are times I can reflect and daydream(I can't do this while siting in a chair)
> whenever I get upset about gfs, it's not because of the lack of companionship, but the feeling of inadequacy that comes from never having had one.
Tbf I only want a gf to say I had one. Anyone else feel this way? Just wanting to get it over with and never look back? Should I even bother trying to get one with this mindset?
>>
>>39332329
LETS GOOOOOOOO CHECK EMMMMM
>>
>>39350843
Any advice? It took me a lot nerves, a still racing heart and dumb luck getting dubs to go through with it.
>>
>>39332329
rollin
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>>39332329
Rollin for a qt
>>
>>39332329
Fucking roll
>>
>>39338577
Rollllllemup
>>
>>39332329
rolling
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