Daily reminder that Chad uses a LONGSWORD while plebes use ZWEIHANDER

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>>39331957
spamsword just as bad as plebhander real men use Greataxe

real men use a fucking war hammer, best weapon against armor and then after the battle you can get a sick workout hitting tires

>>39331998
And if you just spin in circles with it, no one can touch you except anyone who has really good stealth archery

>>39332004
lrn2parry fag

>>39331983
>Implying you could even imagine leveling strength to even TWO-HAND a greataxe, let alone One-hand
Stick to rapiers, kiddo

>>39332018
lmao leveling strength high enough to 2H and a greataxe,

>not min/maxing hard enough CMON

you will never git gud kiddo

>>39332004
>stealth archery
fucking skyrim normal fags

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>>39331957
>not the MSGS

solar shitters leave

>>39332007
>parry an arrow travelling at 60 m/s with an 80 lb war hammer

k

>>39331957
Meanwhile VLAD fucks PRISCILA while you basically die of bleed

>>39332035
>literally reduces damage massively and makes archer shit their pants lmao

srs tho I have 2k+ hours in souls games send help

>>39332029
>"Hurr durr u dont need to twink to kill scrubs wut a newwraith"
enjoy black flaming steam sale buyers in Undead Parish, you degenerate

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>>39332034
>man sucking gay lord

Real greatsword coming through. Str fags can't into ranged strong attack

>>39332043
>Implying Vlad the Impaler could even score a Spanish woman

It's just a stage name, lad.

itt:
casuls

>>39332050
What routine do I need to be on to parry an arrow with a War Hammer and why is it Texas Method?

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>>39332056
No one is gonna level Int that high unless they have serious homosexual tendencies

maybe next Char, you can use a REAL MAN'S greatsword

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>>39332056
tfw to intelligent to use greatswords

>>39332063
>don't have fun, guys. /fit/ is le secret club 4 l33ts only XDDDDDDDDD

>>39332076
>to intelligent
>to

Irony kek

>>39332076
IT LITERALLY SCALES OFF INTELLIGENCE YOU FUCKING DUMB BLACK MAGIC USER

>>39332079
What triggered you you fucking casul? Did you forget to go full giants?

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>>39332075
This mage walks up to you at the bonfire and impales your gf from 10 feet away behind a shield. What do?

>>39332090
Look at this faggot and laugh.
His stupid like he's mom. Your fucking retarded m8.

Tfw Ceaseless discharge

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>>39332092
Its not full Giants if you have the Father Mask
>ywn become unstoppable

>>39332092
What makes you think I'm triggered?
Or are you projecting?

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>>39332075

This desu. Lesser men fear the BIG BLACK WEAPONS.

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>>39332101
MotM is superior newfags

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>>39332106
I did this awesome fucking Iron Tarkus/Golem build where I used a Black Knight Sword. Used to cuts niggas' ACL's off with that dere R2
Shit was CASH

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Do any of you gamerbois actually do sword sports or is this thread just a wormhole to /v/?

>>39332098
>qt chosen undead loots my sister's corpse
>tell her I want to ceaselesly discharge in her
>it comes out as REEWAARRRGGHHHH
>she looks at my disgusted and sprints to the fog gate
>lava spills from my sores
>chase after her because she dropped a humanity
>fall off a cliff

>>39332123
You haven't lived until you try off hand PGS and mainhand Demon GreatAxe

>>39332131
Let me lead you to my Bed Of Chaos

When I'm finished with you, you'll be doing the Tranquil Walk of Peace, if you catch my drift ;^)

>>39332125
I have wanted to get into it but it seems kind of lame and also there is nowhere to do it anywhere near where I live

>>39332125
>swords
>when I have a glock 27
You practice your sword skills daily while CHAD SHOOTS niggers right in the FACE and then stabs your mom with his SWORD all while eating PIZZA.

>>39332125
Dussack actually

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>>39332137
>mfw newfags are still using """meta""" builds
when will they learn from us desu?

>>39332125
Would being a 6'5" lanklet give an advantage in sword fighting due to reach?

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>>39332125
does this count

>>39332172
Only if you can keep them from rushing in with a takedown. Most tourneys allow ringen

>>39332035
>80 pounds
Try like five

>>39331957
>Not arming up with a spear with lighting buffs
>Not summoning your bro who has a bigass hammer or axe
>Not going and trolling the shit out of forest hunters together

You guys need to have a good long look at yourselves.

>>39332172
It helps but you can't rely on it. It's easy for you to bop short guys on the head. It's also easy for them to hit you in the hand while you're reaching for their head.

I just use the Gravelord
Best move set, you can get it early, and toxic is fun when some shitter tries to invade

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>>39332165

Alphas play Demon's Souls, only beta bitches play Dark Souls

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>start new program called Starting Squire
>Go to the cathedral to squat for our Lord
>Head to the brothel after confessing my cheat days to the local bishop

Today was a good day lads, desu vult

>>39332123
got this at the start of my first playthrough, made the game easy mode. still using it on ng +3 but need to find a replacement

>>39332106
How can whiteknights even compete.

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>>39331957

Long sword? Hah you fucking twerp real men use the sword inspired by this man himself the fucking GREATSWORD!

>>39332095
Kill the fuck outta him. A mage using fkn weapons is stupid; they just made a gap where I can stab them before they can use magic.

>Tfw gf is fine
>Stronk barbarian who can't be killed by a wimpy mage with a stick
>I can dream, dammit

>>39332125
>Year and a half of kendo
>Got bored of hitting retards with a stick and getting charged $25 for it
>Started a combat based larp
>250 people is considered a small turnout
>It's so damned fun


I'd be willing to try a WMA, but I'm an Ausfag, so everybody here is a weaboo who does kendo, or does some shitty sport fencing. I wanna learn to actually fight with swords, so larp is honestly the closest I can get.

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>>39331957
Buy me darksouls 3 and a next gen consoul. Pic related. I'm a poor faggot barely paying my rent and I'm missing out on dark souls 3. Just kill me

>>39333398
:v)

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>>39333888
I would totally buy you DS3 but you betrayed the series when you played DS2. That game was a fucking stain on the name of the Souls series.

I have no idea what is going on in this thread.

>>39333831
>or does some shitty sport fencing

15touchbout me fgt I'll rek u

>>39334174
/fit/ - FromSoftware and Historical Combat Reenactment

>>39332125
I've done HEMA. Longsword is my favourite. I was never good at off hand fiddly things.