>Uh huh.... >5 Reps, wow.... >Thats uh, alot of

L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>>39328879
This always astounds me. Are you suposed to entertain them ? What the fuck. Really.

>Go update your instagram, twitter and facebook.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>39328879
>>39328951

No, but you should have something in your life that you can speak about. Fitness takes up max 4-10 hours a week for most people, what else are you doing with your time? If even your job is boring, its time to kys.

>>39328972
Studying engineering and shitposting on /fit/.

>>39328972
>tfw /fit/ /fa/ /mu/ /lit/ /trv/ masterrace
feelsgoodman

>>39329003
>>39329027

No need to justify you cucks. It was for people who cant carry on a conversation with someone unless its about fitness.

>>39328879
>let me talk to you about the paleo, evolutionary based philosophy and outlook on life
>have you ever thought about the fact that we are just a complicated collection of DNA, whois only purpose is to survive, thrive and replicate?
>have you ever thought about the fact how language is but an extension of this?
>but have you also ever thought about history, and the many different variables that made a man perform at normal function in the past? From sunlight, to walking habits, to muscle mass use?
>let me tell you about the 2000 different variables that constitute the happiness of men
>did you know that you are a complete degenerate when you sip that soda and that I would prefer it to remove you from this planet with fire?
>what the fuck are you even doing here, not understanding how your blood compels you to exist, sitting and being degenerate?
>you should go on a run with me

think I autismd.

I'm paying you by the hour bitch, we'll talk about whatever I want.

>>39328879
Nice eyes

>>39328879
like what?
writers, writing, or math, science, eco terrorism, what the fuck do you want to talk about that makes you so entitled to declare i'm oppressing anything you want to talk about in this situation?

>>39328879
Shes gonna look like a bean bag 8 years from now. Her face will still be prettty though

Implying guys have to initiate everything. Females are literally reveivers.

>>39328879
Yeah bitch, I'm doing GOMAD so pop out those tits for me ;)

>>39328879
yeah whatever hows that bitch stacy you hate?

Girls are boring as fuck. Just talk about your interests while using the youtube voice dum dum

File: b3dba01a0800af452d20cb1369ea8b8d.jpg (20KB, 432x288px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 432x288px

>>39328879
Literally all I do is go to the gym, build furniture and shitpost on /fit/

faggot

>>39328951
Yes. If they aren't entertained by you they jump on the next dick. Dance clown, dance. Say something funny Anon.

>>39328879
ok, wanna talk about why is the weyl quantization the best ? yeah, i didn't think so.

>>39330665

then bullshit about furniture. Seriously, it will score you more points than talking about the gym.

Also, read books. Golden one has some good book recommendations. - that will give you more stuff.

Then try to travel more and DO more things.

Also, you don't even need to talk so much to her. Seriously. Just talking a bit, here and there.

Let her do more of the talking.

Srs, if you don't say much girls will try to fill the silence themselves.

The more they talk to you, they more they are emotionally investing in you anyway. Let them.

>>39328879
What a pretty woman.

>>39328879
This is literally the reason why I have no gf. I'm always too affraid or boring them or saying something weird, or worse go blank and don't even have anything to talk about. But if the girl actually is interested in you she'll most likely listen to everything you say

File: sheeit.jpg (42KB, 573x350px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 573x350px

>Have a date with grill tonight

What do I do?

>>39328879

This is why I can't date guys. So many of them have no interest in any other guys unless they're super buff like them.

Ugh.

>>39328951
A conversation with a girl is like a dance. You lead and she follows, adds feminine energy and maybe some of her own flare, and hopefully keeps up. If she can't do that, literally only good for pump and dump.

>>39330665
Girls love furniture.

>>39329061
well i can't carry a conversation with someone even if it's about fitness

She is legitimately pretty. I'd take her over any basic fit chick in a heart beat. Whats her name?

>>39328951
you have to be Chad

>>39328951
LOL did you expect them to be entertaining? Girls are beta phaggots bro they want u to lead so they can follow

>>39328951
If you can't talk about anything that's your problem. If she can't talk about anything then why would you want to spend with her? Seriously you guys know that you have to have extended interactions with women before you get intimate with them right? If all her interests are social media and Netflix then forget her. She's boring and vapid, I'd she wasn't you would get along with her

>>39329098
I think we would get along anon
>inb4 LONDON I'm a dude and not into that

>>39330643
>Just talk about your interests while using the youtube voice dum dum
What did he mean by this?

File: 1478054423795.jpg (97KB, 495x720px) Image search: [Google]

97KB, 495x720px

>go out with girl from gym
>we talk about our careers and our sets and reps

>tfw friendless loser with few if any hobbies
>tfw can't talk about anything with anyone, all i can do is make observational humor about things going on around me

oh well

File: 1475116947715.png (1MB, 2000x2000px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 2000x2000px

I shitpost on 4chan, you should join sometime :)

>>39331502
>I take part in intellectual discussions on a broad range of subjects on an international forum

>>39330684
Do you legitimately think women want to be around guys with no personality? Go back to /r9k/ faggot

>>39331546
Please tell me about your eclectic personality, 4channer

>>39330665
am learning carpentry, you can definitely impress people if they know you can build shit

extra points if you find a woman (or man, I don't judge) that understands that being a tradesman doesn't make you inferior to desk cucks

>>39331059
>and hopefully keeps up
I'm not to intelligent too gf but this is one of the reasons I voluntarily tfwnogf'd

>>39328879

Yeah why the fuck are you in y bathroom when I'm takin' this phattttt fukken shet?

FAT FUKKEN SHET GIT OUT YE!!?

>>39330976
>just because you did it doesn't mean you're guilty
>what are exempting and justifying circumstances
he's 100% correct

Im renting an apartment with my gf in january. A good way to stay interesting is to save stories for later. You dont want to waste your best conversations too quickly.

Now its also just as important to be loaded with boring topics. If you dont feel like wasting that awesome event at work the other day, talk her ear off about some dumb shit. This will essentially make her fuck off without you actually telling her to.

Theres my advice

>>39331529
Nope, still can't make it sound cool.

>>39331546
their are the soulless ones
>caring for roasties
a y y l m a o
y
y

>>39331299
>they want u to lead so they can follow
this.

>>39331900
being a nigger isn't an exempting or justifying circumstance

>>39330665
D-Do you like furniture
Cuz I got some wood you can sit on.

>>39328879
How selfish of me. Let's talk about all the things that matter to you.

>>39332151
Would it kill you to use an apostrophe? FUCKING HELL.

File: reeee.jpg (4KB, 225x225px) Image search: [Google]

4KB, 225x225px

>>39328879
>Used to be extremely extroverted and talkative in High School
>Enjoyed talking with people
>Always the center of attention
>Two years out of HS
>Can barely hold a conversation with anyone, even close friends and family
>Spill my spaghetti every time I open my mouth
>Keep stuttering and mixing words around in my sentences.
>People look at me like I'm fucking autistic

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?

>>39333723
Shit man me too.
The mixing and stuttering is the worst when I finally get into a conversation.'
How the fuck do I fix this?

File: L O N D O N.png (170KB, 291x539px) Image search: [Google]

170KB, 291x539px

>>39328931

>>39332992
y-you too

Yeah, of course. What is your go-to meal for optimal protein synthesis?

>>39328879
I am able to automatically find topics to talk about and keep them interested. Even though I thought I'm an autist.
Basically, if you aren't a person with no hobbies except lifting, you should have no problems talking to girls.

File: pleased.gif (1MB, 209x180px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 209x180px

>>39329098
>have you ever thought about the fact that we are just a complicated collection of DNA, whois only purpose is to survive, thrive and replicate?

File: snowden laugh.gif (3MB, 280x250px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 280x250px

>>39332992

>>39329098
>>did you know that you are a complete degenerate when you sip that soda and that I would prefer it to remove you from this planet with fire?
>>what the fuck are you even doing here, not understanding how your blood compels you to exist, sitting and being degenerate?

>think I autismd.
autismd is an understatement

>>39329003
You are in the risk zone

>>39334603
kek

>>39329703
>Her face will still be prettty
it has to be pretty in the first place anon

>>39332992
Kek

File: 1474494150695.jpg (17KB, 480x480px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 480x480px

>>39328972
> 4-10 hours a week for most people

Please end your life by sudoku now.

>>39328972
>4-10 hours a week
>hours
>not complete days

Just off yo self mate

>>39329003
This anon is not kidding >>39334636

Counteract the risk level and party hard. Fuck some hookers and afterwards snort some coke. Not for the enjoyment of it, but for the experience.

>>39328879
She looks like the qt3.14 from this song
https://youtu.be/tzAAwo5tHOU

>>39334636
>>39334747
Wtf is the risk zone?

>>39328972
Thinking about learning guitar and getting back into drawing, I really love charcoal. My job is fitness related and I usually work out before I go. I don't want to be a one trick pony

Hahahaha

>>39334815
>job is fitness related
elaborate breh

>>39332992
for you

Stfu bitch