Why aren't you in Japan fulfilling your yellow fever

Someday anon...Someday.

My current coworker crush looks like a Jap and has a morbidly obese bf. It frustrates me to no ends.

I don't have any yellow fever dreams

>>39313674
is there a youtube link if this clip?

>>39313674
Isn't being ripped as fuck considered gay in Japan?

>>39313823
yeah

>>39313823
Yeah, it is.

>>39313674
Jap girls are usually into twinks though. But I've also heard some have a pretty hard white-boy fetish so either way you gonna get some poon.

>>39313823
Bear'mode or Aniki mode is gay, otter mode is still fine.

>>39313674
I am senpai

In a gym right now
And no being big isn't considered gay that's dumb.

Girls will literally walk across the street to come talk and take pictures with you.

>>39313864
why is aniki

>>39313880
ur just not big enough to be cosnidered gay yet


oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

both women and men interested in women are degenerate

>>39313896
what does this even mean

>>39313864
>otter mode
>ripped
dyel?

>>39313880
>Girls will literally walk across the street to come talk and take pictures with you.

because they feel so comfortable around you and they can finally let their guard down?

(BECAUSE YOU ARE GAY)

>>39313902
It's the faggot brigade.

My guess is you have all never been to Japan.

I lived there recently for while. 99.9% of Jap women are very ugly.

>>39313929
do they hate u cos ur a foreigner

>>39313929
Every time someone says "Oh yeah, all the girls there are stunning" or "Yeah everyone there is ugly as fuck" I disregard their opinion. I've been to 12 countires in europe and 2 countries in africa and every single time I've seen good looking and bad looking people. I don't expect japan to be any different.

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>>39313932

A lot of the women are into (non ugly like me) white guys. Jap women are often weird as fuck in general. It depends what area you are in desu

There's some weird passive xenophobia in some places you can feel. Usually in places outside of cities but is never really shown. It didn't matter because I'm a 6'4 monster I'd decimate the entire country like GOJIRA if the made a mistake.

>>39313945
Yeah, there's good looking and bad looking people.

The majority are not attractive though. More so than other places I've been.

>>39313963
Could it just be that you're not into asians? I know my brother isn't. Regardless how hot a women is, he has no interest whatsoever when she's full asian or black.

>>39313674
Do they speak much english in japan or would I have to learn moon runes?

>>39313864
wtf is an aniki, im not a weaboo

>>39313990
They start learning english in school pretty early but from what I've heard they're pretty bad at it regardless. Learning at least katakana and basic moon vocab is very beneficial.

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>>39313982

My tastes tend to lean towards "anything that's not white" Asians are fine in general (as long as they're not Korean >tfw plank country)

There are some insanely attractive Japs I just found that most of them looked weird as shit.

You can probably ignore it if you have yellow fever though.

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>>39313996
>not knowing aniki
This place is really going downhill.

>>39313681
Just like my mongolian erotic flipbooks.

>>39314018
tell me senpai

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>>39314095
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, Reddit is three blocks down.

>>39313996
Jesus i know im getting old and this is not /a/ but, everyone should know who aniki is. guys a legend.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4V4udOasIw

>>39314112
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNw4PwVYzSs

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>>39314136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkFsML70-Eg

Gachimuchi thread?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Dg-g_LdncY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1JRgi3LYUU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kw7IBJaN6rQ

co mon

>>39314125
Is this how gay sex works?

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Soon anonchen...

>>39313810
This

>>39314002
That's just standard for any asian country, rote learning for tests not practicality. Those tests were written by people who did rote learning for tests written by people who did rote learning for tests, written by... etc. You end up with shitty badly written tests, but people rote learn and pass so think they understand the subject matter.

A lot of native English speakers fail Japanese schools' English language tests.

>>39313674
Asian women with crooked teeth and acting like little kids is a big turn off to me. The only thing Japan has going for it is that they are polite people and the country being very safe I heard. Good for travel but I wouldn't want to live there.

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I'm already yellow

>>39313823
A lie perpetrated by DYEL japs.

>>39314125

I will try everything to erase my new gathered knowledge

>>39313674
>yellow fever
sounds terrible, i hope i was vaccinated for this

>>39313823
BARA
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>>39313810
This, I literally don't understand how gooks can even be sexual beings

>>39313823
Yeah. There used be a Japanese comedian called Hard Gay who was ripped and did skits revolving around homo eroticism and bodybuilding.

>>39313674
>>39313880

Women love gay men. Even straight women. So no, they aren't attracted to him, they're curious of him the same way I've seen tons of white chicks get curious over gay men in the west.

>>39314125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk2wViKSh_M

Deep in the forest lived Billy and his charming companions. They peacefully honed their bodies and listened to music there. But a wave of development came upon the forests. One who would turn all to road. Kagamine Rin had come. Billy must stop the construction before all is turned to road.

>>39314865
Kids love gays too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pogaEuxkeY

>>39313823
>in Japan

You're new here aren't you...

>>39314865
Hard gay is small as fuck wtf?

>>39313823
depends if you're a manlet or not.

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>>39313674

>>39313674

One day..... I'll be there. But I'm still DYEL mode right now.

>>39316662
Just go dressed as a cowboy (modern, not Conway Twitty). Nips love that shit.

>>39316671

Hard to pull that off when I'm a nonwhite senpai.

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>>39316691
You're Finnish? You blend right in!

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Japs and Koreans are an old meme now. The secret qts are in Kazakhstan.

>>39316787
I have fallen in love with a Kazakh cam whore that looks like the one on the left but with bigger tits.

Source: Eroshare 0q3y4c89

>>39316804
I use the app "Periscope" to watch a v e r a g e kazakh girls doing nothing much.

>>39316787
>Kazakhstan
70% islam, fuck that

>>39316804
This kills the nofap. Jesus,

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>>39313820
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x16n2oa_aidol-131018-ske48-no-ebi-friday-night-ep03_fun

Japanese idol group SKE48, sister group of AKB48.

The girl touching him is Matsui Rena.

>>39313674
The really blinky one at the end says, "Can I touch before I draw?"

>>39313945
I'm inclined to agree, but you're hard pressed to finding good looking women around abos though, mate.

>>39313823
Kind of
Men and women at a subconscious level will still react to it you know, as long as you don't flaunt and show off like a flamboyant idiot.

>>39317494
>women
anon pls.

>>39313823

yeah dude, thats why tyson got zero pussy when he visited japan.

the girl in the gif subconsciously fixes her hair, a good ioi. you cannot undermine our collective genetic past

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I have a fetish for girls getting humiliated on Japanese TV

>>39316804
welp there goes nofap november
thanks a lot anon

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>>39317647

>>39316804
holy fuck anon what's her name?

>>39317668

I wish I knew. That's the only vid I have of her (which I downloaded with VDP)

I guess she's some leddit slut.

>>39317656

You're welcome. Anytime someone mentions Kazakh grills, I think of her and welp... you can see why nofap is fail for me.

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>>39317614
Sorry, senpai. Just as bad in the other camp, though.

>>39317701
fuuuuck now i have to spend all day trying to find out a name

>>39317721
actually didn't take long. her name is Giuliahoot

>>39317770
>Giuliahoot
Nice work.

>>39317785
if you have a video just screen shot it at zero seconds and through it into google images. works most of the time

>>39317801
>through
whoops

>>39317801
Well, not that I have a name and dozens of new vids of her (including Kazakh lesbos!) I won't be leaving my house all weekend.

>>39317838
same man I didn't realise how much I wanted this until now

I don't like Asian men

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>tfw no kazakh gf

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Cause I have jungle fever

>>39318799
There is a cream for that

>>39313674
Because they are fucking disgusting and behave like 10 year old girls?

>>39313674
Nah, basically all of the women are cuntlet virgins and are into visual kei dudes and dudes that look like western media stereotypes.
You know, preppy white guy, bieber knock off, soft core thug, etc etc.

Ottermode country dudes will be seen as an oddity and probably ignored.

Just want to have a small harem of cute virginal christmas cake and the occasional horny school girl with daddy issues.

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>>39316787
>muzzies

>>39318000
99,9% doesnt look like that, vast majority are flat faced chinks, a minorty is muxed with Russians, hence looks like your Pic.

>>39316504

But to the average normie (especially by Japans standards) he was quite buff.

>>39318000
pretty disgusting, desu

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>>39313823
Is this why the male actors in JAVs (usually) look like tubs of shit?

>>39319066
I like porn with ugly hairy fat dudes fucking qts. It makes me think it is rape.

>>39319066
Nah, it's so that they can try to relate to the target audience, because the target audience will tend to look like that.

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>>39314200

This isn't gay. It's pure male love based on ancient virtues such as sheer strength dominance. Basically whoever dominates his opponent gets to fuck his ass as true winner.
Not some faggy kissing and cuddling shit.

>>39319066
Actually it's two reasons
1.It's litterally all just guys who paid to be in the porn and mafia guys
2.It's guys who KNOW their lives are over

The only fit guys are the same 4 jap guys and the handful of black guys they hire.

>>39318799

my man

>>39319824
How come I never see tattoo'd guys doing the humping? Or is that just a stereotype. (I'm legit curious; I know nothing of One-Punch Naruto Ball Z culture)

>>39313888
kek

>>39316787

>autism shoes

For the bros ITT who are in glorious Nippon or have stayed there, where is a good gym to go to in Tokyo? Thinking of staying for 2-3 weeks so I would like to go to a gym while there.

>>39313674
Japanese women are ugly.