sup n'brahs, what kind of routine should I be doing if I

also before you post I am taking kwama shakes daily

Remember to take the silt strider after leg day

Nwahs not even once

>>39308577
Mazte on leg days but do the rest natty

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is he natty?

>>39308774
no, the dude has fucking moon sugar in his room

What's the point when some Corpus cunt comes along and wins every god damned year.

>>39308577
swim into the wall under water for athleticism gains 4 times a week. jump of your roof 100x a day for sick acrobatic gains. don't forget to see a trainer for heavy armour or some such before bed so you can get as many points in strength as possible.

>>39308577
some people will say alchemy is cheating, but what else are you supposed to do when you reach your 100 strength natty limit?

>>39308774
mirin those calves tho

>>39308577
I was in my family crypt, praying to my ancestors before my powerlifting meet, and what comes out the fucking doorway?

A bonewalker shitter

Months of training down the dwemer drain

>>39308577
don't use flin, they can test for that. combine ash yam with daedra skin instead.

>>39308577
Jump everywhere. Never stop unless you're trying to conserve energy to be prepared for a fight. Otherwise you should always be jumping. Always.

>>39308577
tfw got blight from wrestling corpus.
noooo my gains!

Fuck these ash niggers, I'm moving to the jungles of Cyrodiil. Gains, here I come!

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Is it worth getting corprus for the mad gains? I've heard rumors of a wizard who can cure it while still preserving the benefits.

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Guys. I'm heading out for a bit. Please don't drink my potions while I'm gone.

>>39308774
anyone got the pic of scooby photoshopped onto Caius Cosades?

>>39309077
lmao nice gyno fag

Does anyone else almost get teary just looking at this game? The nostalgia is too intense

I remember thinking as a kid, that if I died and reincarnated, I'd want to live a life in the world of Morrowind

>>39308577

>That altmer that wears conjuror's robes to the gym.

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>that first sip of the day

>>39308577
>what kind of routine should I be doing if I want to become Mr. Balmora at the competition next Frostfall?
Redguard genetics 1xF

I actually LAUGH when I see beta BOSMER "males" try to impress BRETON WOMEN

don't you LESSER elves realise, it's either straight ALDMER descendancy, or LESS FORTUNATE RESULTS

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This guy walks in the gym and asks for five gold coins

What do?

Man this is a high quality thread

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Mages, when will they learn?

>>39308577
A routine I always come back to
>cliff racers 5x100

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you finally arrive in seyda neen and this guy slaps your jiubs ass. what do you do?

>>39308774
No
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qIGctGFoyU

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>>39309231
>mfw manlet fargoth tries to start some shit

I'll just go to the lighthouse at midnight and watch him sneak to the treestump, then steal all his shit

>>39309172
FARGOTH eats DURZON MEAT and trains strength while ARMION drinks SKOOMA and fucks SYNETTE

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>>39309225
>cliff racers
>take my time

>>39309142
>3E 427
>not taking 600 scoops
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRTUReLBWHA

>>39308577
>tfw pullups & dips are too easy so you start taking burden potions for more gains

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>>39309313
CMON, LET'S LEAVE HUMANITY BEHIND

5 BOTTLES DAGOTH BRANDY A DAY

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what mode is this?

>>39309338
SS + GOMAD

>>39309338
GOMAD

GALLON OF MAZTE A DAY

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>>39309335
>mfw the humanity has been left behind

Legit the best thread I've ever seen on /fit/

>>39309338
>blaha ice cream fitness

>Not using feather spell to lift more weights.

DYEL?

>tfw no chim genetics

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>tfw lover's-kissless-virgin

>>39309398
feels bad that I have to go to sleep to let my gains settle in, missing out on such a great thread

oh well just make sure to upload highlights to /r/4chan tomorrow :^)

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Call yourself a Dunmer and don't know who this is? Shame on you.

>>39308577
>lmao benching only 2cog

>>39308577
Just take some skooma, n'brah. You can't build good physique natty.

>>39309539
>skooma
>not superior moonsugar

Enjoy that hangover

this guy >>39309184 looks like this guy >>39309203
Interesting. Or devs were just lazy.

>>39309571
Limited assets

>>39309225
>chasing cliff racers
>keeping gains
fetcher, pls

>>39309571
Have you ever played morrowind? There's hundreds of Bosmer characters.

Also remember, this was 2002, the models for each race had a set amount of face options with a set amount of hair options

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>tfw a group of dunmer come in, start hogging all the racks talking about their sweet moonsugar parties, and generally dunmering up the place

>>39309599
yeah, I sort of forgot there weren't too many to chose from in the vanilla

>tfw the ropes on my dwemer cable machine got stuck

should i call the local nords to come and tow it?

>>39309571
That look was very popular around 3E 427

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wake up, you were dreaming

>nightmare about being DYEL
thank talos

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AHH YES

>>39309338
>>39309408
is that our boy Yagrum?

I want to die and wake up in Vvardenfell

>>39309638
This Dunmer eats dirt and doesn't lift weights, yet he's shredded. Are Dunmers better at building muscles?

>>39309694
He beat cliff racers into extinction, of course he's fucking swole

>>39309699
That was post-morrowind mate

Lern2lore

>tfw no qt avg Netchiman's wife

>>39309715
>I don't know what continuity is
If a man lifts 4pl8 in the future, does that not mean he had to lift in the past?

>>39309694
yes, but not as good as the redguard

>>39309757
Jiub was a low grade assassin who got arrested, it was after meeting the Nerevarine that he learnt he could make it and started training

>>39309824
Nevermind, he had a skooma addiction, that's why he looks as swole as Caius Cosades

>28 lifters have played morrowind

>>39308774
Bruh he doesn't even hide it, he leaves all his gear on the floor of his house for all to see.

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>that first sip of the day

>>39309859
the elder scrolls is insanely popular and morrowind is an all time classic

Hey guys I finally made it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYXSY4hu6-U&index=39&list=PL7En5ohTjD_X_1ry7kKoblLPDknNYlNEx

>>39308969
> not using bear pelt instead of daedra skin
enjoy getting collywobbles at the corner club, outlander

>>39308774

>bald

clearly on creatine

>>39308577
my stuff keeps going missing from my chest during my workouts. what do? pretty sure it's that shifty as fuck khajiit

>finally hit strength 100
>athletics and acrobatics both 85
>still can't get a lusty argonian gf
>realize personality is still at 25
>speechcraft 20

i'm never going to make it

>>39312604
>personality is still at 25
that's like 2,5/10. You're not gonna make it.

>>39309673
>tfw to intelligent too lift

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U mirin my cut progress bruh

This is the best thing I've ever seen on /fit/

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>tfw have to hide gains under this robe
I hate bulking season

>spproach the shrine
>no shirt, just iron greaves
>Sheogorath asked me to kill a netch with a fork

he mirin'