>2016 >still using iron for weights I don't get it.

>>39307124
And how much does 25kg of osmium cost?

>>39307124
How easy is osmium to forge and make weights out of compared to vinyl or iron?

>>39307124
Osmium costs $13,000 per kilogram(or 2.2lbs). That's why.

>>39307124
>let's use Osmium for weights
What a fucking faggot

>>39307174
yeah but it's less dense so it would cost more like 13 $
A kg of osmium is about 30lbs

>>39307194
A kg is a kg you idiot

If i mine osmium on the moon where everything is weightless, is the osmium free?

>>39307210
yeah but for water because it has 1:1 density

>>39307194
What has less braincells, you or a rock?

>>39307194
Actually snorted

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>>39307194
>yeah but it's less dense so it would cost more like 13 $

>>39307223
you fucking idiot take a kg of feathers and a kg of iron basic science here okay listen
which one would hurt more when it falls on your foot?
iron? yes?
because earth pulls it more so it has more weight you fucking idiot

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>>39307241

>>39307241
This goes against everything I've learned, but it's right.

>>39307241
>laughinggirls.png

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>>39307223

>falls for such transparent bait
>has audacity to call others idiot

>>39307264
thank you

>>39307220
What the fuck are you talking about? A kg is a kg no matter the density.

>>39307145
>mentioning vinyl

Bruh

>>39307194
Lol. I'm dying. What weighs more, a kg of feathers or a kg of iron?

>>39307194
add me to the screencap

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>>39307194
I've fallen for it

>>39307241
You took it too far, bro

>>39307280
A kilo of iron obviously. Iron is a fuck load heavier than feathers.

>>39307194
>A kg of osmium is about 30lbs
How the fuck can you weigh something out to know its a kg but it ways 30lbs

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>>39307194
got this for you my mate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uH0hikcwjIA

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>>39307145
>vinyl or iron

>>39307300
kek
what the fuck is this

>>39307218
yes, but it also weighs nothing so it will be useless for gains

>>39307300
>Gett a questiaan far ya weets heviaaar a kalagaram af stiil or a kalagram af faaathars

what the fuck kind of language is this creature talking in

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>>39307300
but steel's heavier than feathers

>>39307276
then why doesn't everything weigh the same?

>>39307300
I need to think a little bit

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>>39307194

>>39307338
Fugg

Thanks man

>>39307382
Because not everything weighs a kg. For example you retard my car doesn't weigh a kg

How more compact would osmium weights be?

lets take a look

Density : 22.59 g/cm3

lets asume a disk 25cm in diamtere and 4 cm in width. (about a standard big disk for a dumbell)

its volume is 12.5x12.5x3.14x4cm=1962cm3

that gives us about 44321grams. or about 44kg

now lets weight the bar, if it has a diameter of 4 and a lenght of 25cm it would weight 7kg

so all in all you would have a 100kg dumbell of about the same size of an iron 10kg one. And it will cost 1.3 million dollars
I know op is retarded in his lack of understanding of basic physics, but he has a fair point, as long as you think of it as a toy for rich people rather than something for mass use.


Also, another question, what if in a hypothetical far away future we saw a reduction in the cost of osmium because of asteroid mining?

>>39307280
well its impossible to weigh a kilo of feathers without it going everywhere

>>39307296
What a fucking idiot.

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>>39307466

>>39307438
what does it weigh then?lbs?
haha amerifat

>>39307194
you

>>39307576
what

>>39307353
Scottish accent of English
https://youtu.be/le_uNGdpa4c.
https://youtu.be/HpVhSx0fZwM

>>39307466
seriously, imagine youre a billionare weight lifter, woudlnt you spend 1.3 million on a super small dumbell?

>>39307194
10/10

Here's a (you)

Fucking /fit/. I swear to god, senpai.

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>>39307848
Imagine you lost motivation to lift, and when you started again, you couldn't even squat the bar

>>39307241
There we go, 2nd round of bait boys.

>>39307300
mein neger

>>39308001
a fucking 100kg bar

it would be fun like a surrealist experience, imagine you go into some millionares house and hes squating just a bar and you say, HEY I CAN DO THAT
you try and have to be taken to the hospital there the billionare meets you and says

YOU SEE SUCH IS THE POWER OF MONEY YOU THINK ITS EASY BNUT ONLY THE ME CAN TAKE IT

>>39307241
Now I think it's bait, but just in case:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E43-CfukEgs

>>39307174

>Squating $1,300,000

If I ever become a billionaire I'm going to get Osmium weights so I can squat me some millions

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>>39307194

>>39307124

>Why not

Because the annual global trade volume of osmium is 120kg

>>39307241
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ypaXNVPkSg

>>39307322
Limmy's show, it's all on Netflix, go watch it

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>>39307194
>>39307241

>>39308300
>If I ever become a billionaire I'm going to get Osmium weights so I can squat me some millions
This is a brilliant idea. I'm putting it on my list of wacky shit I'd do if I got stupid rich.

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>>39307241
>>39307194

I want to believe

>>39307145
> lmao2LPbench

>>39309762
>>39310198

what the fuck

>>39307145
you have no idea how much joy i'm getting out of imagining some DYEL walking up to the squat rack and putting 2 records on either side.

>>39307124
>Why don't they make weights out of osmium? It is the heaviest safe metal on the periodic table
>$13,000 per kilogram
i wonder fucking why

>>39307124
>osmium
youre fucking retarded. you sound like a fucking high schooler that just learned in chemistry class today that there are heavier metals. you stupid fucking idiot. do you realize how much it would cost to have osmium weights? we use iron because its the cheapest thing there is for how much it weighs.

I'm actually working on this.
You can find 180kg (lmao4plt) of Osmium in 1 million metric tons of earth.
I could sell that shit for about 5.5 million dollars.
One excavator could do the job in about 25 years.
All I need is to pick the osmium out of the earth and forge the weights and bar.
Probably gonna get some gypsies to help me out.

>>39310523
>Iron is the cheapest by weight.
Water is probably the cheapest thing by weight.

Iron is the cheapest thing that is durable and relatively easy to make into weights.
If you're poor, you can make huge gains with some sand, a couple of heavy duty sandbags, some nylon straps, a random iron pipe with some holes drilled in it and a platform to have decent rom despite the large bags. Or just use metal buckets filled with sand.

>>39307300
GAWT AH QUEESTUN FER YAH
WAS HAVEEAR AH KAELAGROM OOF SHTEAL OIR A KAELAGROM OOF FAETHARS

TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK

> I DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUCK HE IS SAYING

>>39307300
He looks so broken by the end of this video.

>my whole life is a life
>but steel is heavier than feathers

>>39308242
>mfw imagining the subsequent post on /fit/
>so i went to this dyel chads house and he was just squatting the bar
>so i worked in and got under the bar
>i went atg immediately and woke up in an ambulance
>fucking chad and his bullshit osmium weights

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>>39307124
>Not lifting with Plutonium plates

>>39307194
>American """""education"""""

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>tfw can't break my $1,000,000 one rep bench max

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holy shit.

this thread...

>>39310726
HAHAHAH harty keks were had

well, ok osmium is retarded

is there any other choice, lead for instance?

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>>39307194
>A kg of osmium is about 30lbs

>>39307194
>American burger education in action.

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>>39307194

>>39311382
i would also stop being racist for a girl like that

>>39307280
You're confusing weight with mass dumbass. Weight is the force of gravity. Mass is how much stuff there is.

>>39308001
A 20 kg iron bar bell would only weigh 57 kg if you made it from osmium. Not 100 kg.

>>39311415
Then you were never racist in the first place

just a bitter virgin lmao

>>39308242

>>39311423

>>39311425
i have no problem admiting that, is a girl like that hard to get?

>>39311423
2/10

>>39307131
~$740,000, assuming you can even find somebody to supply you that much. It's about $925 per Troy oz

>>39307194
Ken M

>>39311476
It's not bait. It's fact.

A better question is why there isn't plates made of Lead instead of iron

>>39311545
Leads are for dogs dumbass

Osmium is literally the least abundant stable element in the Earth's crust. I'd be shocked if the entire amount that's ever been mined would be enough for one whole gym. It's at

>>39311524
LE EBIN MASTERTROLEMAN

>>39311545
Too soft

>>39311567

So if i'm not planning on hitting them hard against the ground they are good?

like, they would be good for bench pressing, overhead pressing and shit like that

Im in on screencap

>>39311576
If you didn't plan on the plates hitting pretty much anything, yeah

>>39307241
>>39307194
>I don't understand the concept of density: the posts

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>>39307124
this has been some platinum quality b8 anon

>5 scoops have been deposited to the Bank of Gainz

>>39311623
>I don't understand the concept of bait: the post

>>39311665
>I believe in the school system: the post

>>39311545

that would lead to madness in gym rats

>>39311165
>is there any other choice, lead for instance?
Gold. It's stylish - in a Trumpy sort of way - plus it holds its value, so when the happening comes you can trade your solid gold dumbbells for a bottle of whiskey and a gun to shoot yourself with.

>>39307241
Shoulda quit while you were ahead

>>39307210
>>39307223
>>39307280
>>39307291
>>39307298
>>39310756
>>39311262
>>39311335
>taking the bait this hard

>>39307300
wtf language is he speaking
>MUH FEATHAS

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>>39307194
>>39307210
>>39307220
>>39307276
>>39307382
OH MY FUCKING GOD MY SIDES

>>39311882
kek

>>39307194
>all these people taking the b8
here's your (you) op
(you) deserve it.

>>39307194

> A kg of osmium is about 30lbs

Do you even math?

Lmfao so many people taking the obvious bait and getting triggered it's hilarious.

>>39307124
There is no greater evil in this world than objects that are made out of ceramic and metal. It is no coincidence that these objects arose out of the worst period of Earth's history: the past 100,000 years. These demonic creations are capable of producing sounds so distasteful that they rattle me to the bone and shake the very foundation upon which my nervous system lies.

It is impossible to even break these horrid things without being hurt by the sounds that they make. They can only be carefully buried and hopefully never dug up again.

The only thing that even approaches this evil are homes made out of wood and carpeted floors. These are the only things that are nearly as distasteful and undesirable as objects made out of metal and ceramic.

>>39307124
I was thinking about this the other day too, but it's too expensive and if you accidentally dropped an osmium dumbbell on your foot or something, as opposed to iron then it's definitely byebye to that foot.

>>39312738
>dropped an osmium dumbbell on your foot or something, as opposed to iron then it's definitely byebye to that foot.
so youre saying that
if you drop a 60 kg osmium dumbell on your foot its gonna do more damage than a 60kg iron dumbbell?

>>39312757
Lower surface area applying force

>>39312780
it wont be that much of a difference, also no one knows the shaep those dumbells willhave

>>39310668
god a question four ya. was harier? akira drone of steal or akira drone of fathers?

>>39312757
No you moron. I'm saying that if the osmium dumbbell occupied roughly the same volume as an iron one (or less, doesn't matter), it would obviously do more damage because it's so dense. If you have a marble that weighs 50kg, and a same size marble but weighs 50g, which one do you think makes more damage?

>>39310218
>some DYEL swears while taking records off the bar
>he's struggling, cursing buff lad before him
>walk up to him, look at Records
>the best of heavy metal

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>>39311746
Easily the best post itt

I HAVE AN EVEN BETTER IDEA


MAKE A BAR THAT WEIGHTS 1 KG OF STEEL


THEN APPLY AN ELECTROMAGNETIC FORCE EQUAL TO THE AMOUNT YOU WANT TO LIFT

THERE YOU GO


SUPER EFFICIENT 0 SPACE OCCUPIED PER DIFFERENT WEIGHT

CHECKMATE ATHEIST

>>39312830
>mfw there's a short circuit and the barbell flies through your jaw and the ceiling midway through a power clean

>>39307124
Osmium is brittle as fuck and would shatter the first time you dropped it

>>39312830

t. Equinox member

>>39307300
but thats a lot of feathers thats cheating!!!

>>39311421
are you retarded? Mass is how much theoretical weight something has, weight is how much literal weight something has, ie mass with gravity factored in.

Funnily enough, that's how we get weight, by timesing mass and gravity.

Colloquially known as W=mg.

>BTFO by fizziks.

>>39307241
>what is air resistance?

>>39307194
plz be b8

>>39311464
You have to save up for a while, but not really.

>>39312845
Solid kek, m80

>>39313148
like, pay her?

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>>39307124
i love these retarded threads, because retarded fucks who open them demonstrate the OP's need to contribute to fitness channel without actually having anything worthwhile to contribute.

so we have osminum weights
cocaine as preworkout
other stupid theoretical couriosities

but that's alright. it's gym day, and I can't wait.

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>>39313172
>get
>implying ownership

POsting in epic bread
>these are the people giving you fitness advice

>>39313183
>not injecting acid into your muscular tissue to to make your body heal it and make free muscle mass without working out

I'm jelly of all the (you)s that bait post got

>>39312789
gow dack wheystan foryah. wazhariea? akehlagom ef stale ow akehlagom ef fayders?

>>39307194
funniest shit i've read all day

>>39313229
lol i cant top that

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>>39307194
Disappointed anon

>>39313254
LOL, SOMEONE PHOTOSHOP THE FAT LADY SAYING "well, i think thats a loaded question, theres this doctrine called weightism, i think that osmium is less heavy so it will weight less"

>>39307264
No, they both way a kg, there's no difference in weight! The pressure it exerts is divided by its surface area and feathers have more air resistance as it falls. They both experience the same gravitational pull.

>>39307466
Good point in rare metals become cheap due to asteroid mining, once you have it in low earth orbit its a retrograde push and bombs away, no major energy expenditure. I'd like a platinum barbell set.

>>39312845
Keked hard

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>>39313262
someone plz. lold at the thought of this. need to see it in action

>pic related: my $9mil osmium bar/dumbell set. no need for weights

>>39312845

>in the future magnets will replace bands/chains

>>39310204
Underrated post of the day

>>39307124
I don't wanna pay 500 bucks for a fucking dumbell

>>39307241
Will I get as many >yous as you one day senpai

>>39313344
those are some funny pool cues you have there

>>39307194
The whole thread was made just to post this response.

>>39313367
500 bucks lol, try 500.000

>>39313344
>threaded bars

Fucking disgusting.

>>39313199
Yeah, but after that you'll be understanding all mammals somewhat better.

>>39307124
My gym switched to rubber dumbells a couple years back. Now they won't break when people drop them.

>>39307124
>osmium
> Roid head dropping a free weight made of osmium and everyone is dead

The most common compound exhibiting the +8 oxidation state is osmium tetroxide. This toxic compound is formed when powdered osmium is exposed to air. It is a very volatile, water-soluble, pale yellow, crystalline solid with a strong smell. With other words, roided sweaty gym rats would get blown the fuck out, not saying its a bad thing tho.

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>>39313093
>timesing

>>39307194
include me for reddit screenshot

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>>39307194

>>39310608
Except any place with that kind of deposit is also home to other platinum group elements, which means that property is probably already gripped up by someone else

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>>39307194
Plz add me to screenshot

>>39311753
Too soft

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>>39307194
>A kg of osmium is about 30lbs
What the fuck

>>39314561
I used the average abundance of Osmium in the earths crust. So I should be fine just starting to dig wherever, if I used a place with rich deposits I could be done much sooner but those places are probably taken as you've said.

>>39312798
you'll obviously still lift dumbbells of the same weight, they'll just be smaller. So it's the same weight that would fall on your foot

>>39315519
> the same weight that would fall on your foot.
True, but it would be concentrated in a 10 times smaller area - so the force of the impact would be 10 times more concentrated ie. the pressure would be much higher.

When you're jabbing someone with a knife and hitting them, you use the same amount of force - but one causes a bruise, the other penetrates deep. Same principle.

>>39307194
Fuck mane have a /you/

>>39315206
That's not how ore deposits work, though

How large would lead with say a 1 inch rubber coating be?

>>39315842
Yeah, if it's very abundant in certain rich areas then the average abundance in a random spot is probably much lower. But hey, even if it takes me 50 years that's a doctors salary over the years.

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>>39307124
Bought these on sale.
$280.
Feels good.

>>39307466
You dont count the bar idiot

>>39317170
I was just reading up on these. I was looking at the U90 Stage 3 set. Am I correct in assuming Stage 3 includes Stage 1 and 2? Not sure if I have to buy Stage 1 and get the 2 and 3 upgrades, or if Stage 3 already includes 1 and 2.

>>39316016
Consdieidng it averages 50 parts per trillion, and it's pretty much non-existant outside of areas that have already been looked at by companies, and that even super small-scale mining requires a lot of more than just a a backhoe, and that you'd need to to do you own mineral processing, I'mma tell you that your idea is bad

>>39317170
is this one of the adjustable weight dumbells? how does it work? you just add or remove plates, right?

>>39318229
Nice try, osmium lobby.
You'll have to kill me if you want to keep your monopoly.

>>39318294
It seems so. Not that guy, so I'm trying to figure it out.
I guess each plate adds a certain amount of weight? That's pretty ingenious. I still prefer the typical dumb-bells, but something like the PowerBlock would be ideal for the home gym, provided the balance and whatnot wasn't too thrown off.

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>>39307194

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>>39307194
INCLUDE ME IN THE SCREENCAP PLEASE!?!()

Is it cheaper than iron? If not, that's why.

>>39307194
uhh anon, i have some bad news...

>>39307194
>A kg of osmium is about 30lbs
>a kg is like 30lbs
>kg is 30lbs

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>>39307194

Why do we not use steel for weights in all seriousness?

>>39307124
Just use tungsten, you shits
>19.25 g/cm3 which is in the upper dencity maximum
>24 $/kg so you can reasonably stack up for ~10k $(assuming you're not a poorfag)

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>>39320189
why not gold?


fag you need to make weights big, if you hold something heavy in a little amount you can injure yo self

Yes i have been hit by 45 plates when i unrack them because they dont look so heavy , and yes im a fucking retard

>>39320257

>45 plates
>heavy

Oh come on anon

b8

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>>39320257
>pic related

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>>39307194

>>39307194
>A kg is about 30 pounds.

>mfw all this time amerifits have been trolling us with helium plates. over here we thought a 315lbs bench-press is 143kg when it is just 10,5kg.

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>>39307194
>A kg is about 30lbs

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>>39307194
add me to screencap

i sincerely hope this becomes a /fit/ meme

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>>39307194
>/fit/

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>>39307194
>american education

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>>39310756
>>39311335
Oh Burgers, you forget that a pound-acre is equal to 25 17/29 fluid-fathoms per cubic furlong-scruple.

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>>39307194
Add me to the screenshot bro. I'll include a dank image

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this is happening

>>39307298
with a triple beam balance.

mass =/= weight

>>39322002
>mass =/= weight
YES ON EARTH ITS THE SAME

1 KG OF MASS ON THE EARTH SURFACE WEIGHTS 1 KG

>>39321983
lol i cant believe someone did this

>>39322012
depends on altitude and medium.

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>>39321983
i wish you all the upboats

>tfw made it into screencap

>>39322016
no, the difference is negligible. also if youre op, youre now in the history of stupid people

if youre just a troll then congratulations on pretending to be a retard

>>39322026
im not gonna post it on reddit, i made it for fit humor, altough if someone wants to go ahead

>>39313183
Oh god you sound so butthurt.

I'm literally crying. I saw the coke preworkout earlier.

>>39321983
>jpeg

>>39322031
lol
>the difference is negligible
>difference
>"ON EARTH MASS AND WEIGHT IS THE SAME"

>>39322093
the difference in height is negligible
the earth radius 6,371 km
the highest mountain is about 4km...

that means that the WORST difference in weight you can have is 0.0004%

i reaaaally hope youre trolling

>>39310644
Why don't they make weights out of iron filled with water?

They could even give it a tap incase you want to increase the weight and squish as much water as you want in there

>>39318294
You turn it and it turns down the weight. It's really dangerous though because you can't tell the weight by size so 90 pounds looks like 5 pounds. The only way to tell weight is by reading the weight. Plus it's got a lot of recalls because you can turn up the weight in mid air if you twist too hard.

>tfw doing 5 pound lat raises and they go up to 90 pounds

>>39318299
Nah senpai I'm just a Mining Engineering student

>>39307194
kek

wew another meme crop
reddit will love this one
we love being their meme fuel with our unending autism don't we?

>>39323160
I always hope one day that those stalker fucks will finally get the fact that everyone hates them, and if they want to keep their creepy obsessive behaviour going, then they ought to fuck off back and keep harvesting caps.

why not just condense mass into tiny particles of dust and lift that tho

posting in epic bread

>LOOL LE ADD ME IN LE SCREENCAP XDDD SHARE ON REDDIT HEHEHEHEH LOLOL EPIC WIN NICE GET ANON LOL SCREENSHOT FOR /R/4CHAN XDDD REACTION FACE

include me in the screencap calling out everyone for taking the b8

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>>39307194

>>39307466
That would be pretty cool ---

Fractional plates would be like thin rings you'd wear on your fingers

Little hand weights like chick magazines always show would be real weight.

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> tfw too intelligent to find this thread funny

>>39325628

lol nigger I'm a (non-burger-)highschool physics teacher and I find this thread funny (albeit it annoys me to no end at the same time tbqfh).

>>39307194
me too, add me to the screenshot too
also dickniggers

>>39307194
Oh man

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>>39307194
dis nigga for real

>>39325985
too late, the image is already made, if someone wants to edit it go ahead

>>39321983