You gotta help me, /fit/, you sumbitches >First months of

>>39307017
hip thrusts.

can't help you with the social thing, fellow autist

>>39307017

I feel u bro...
>in class
>sit next to 10/10 qt
>she always tries to unzip my pants and suck my dick
>get too shy and zip it back up

How do I do this???

You'll be fine and will grow out of it.

>>39307064
Don't you ever get your dick caught in the zip, tho?

Drink some alcohol

>>39307017
Nice made up story. Kys

>>39307017
It's simple. It's so simple. Why don't you realize it? Well, I'll just spell it out for you.

You're comfortable around guys, right? You can't talk to girls. You can't because you must not want to. You talk to guys because you want to. And it's your choice to do so.

So, what does this mean? It means you're gay. But it's alright, little guy. You're surrounded by all these dudes all the time. You've got plenty of cocks to choose from. Hell, you might not need to choose; you can have them all.

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>>39307168
I dunno what you're on about

>>39307065
Don't lie to the poor boy.

Talking requires practice or alcohol to get comfortable with.

Become a bouncer or Uber driver. Dealing with drunks is learning to socialize on ez-mode. Doing these helped bring me out of my own head.
Or talk to yourself in private. Just get them gums flapping however.
Also hip thrusts. And cardio is helpful when sexing.

>>39307017
Sophie dee got old fast

>>39307017
Who is this balloon animal with penn here

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>>39307233

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>>39307017
>What are the best excercises for strengthening muscles responsible for the pounding motion during sex?

weighted hip thrusts

your greentext is all bullshit bait anyway

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>>39307138
>>39308031
Why do you faggots think this is b8?
There ain't even nothing outrageously special about the story

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>>39308108
>nothing outrageously special about the story

really?

>Girls practically orbiting me
>I'm surrounded by bitches
>hey like leeches wanna stick to me because I'm funny and shit
>practically myself created a gang of five guys

if you believe that, anon, let me tell you about this bridge of mine

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>>39308172
This is unbelievable to you? Really?