You're at the gym and these guys (218cm 152kg and 206cm

I don't bring protein shakes to the gym

>>39302589

Politely ask for it back

If they so no kick the guy in the balls, grab it, and run.

Foolproof

I'd like to see that 300LB motherfucker chase me down

>>39302589
Ask them how my cum tastes.

>>39302589
Giggle to myself and hope they like fiber. I'm constipated as fuck and always add lots of fiber to muh scoops.

>>39302596
This, I live 5 minutes away, I mix my serious mass at home. Also, why would you drink protein while physically working out? That seems counterproductive.

>>39302662
You have a 4 minute window to get dat der protein in after a workout bro, didn't you hear?

>>39302589
They're nice lads, so in the spirit of things I take theirs :3c

Aplologize

>>39302589
>H-hey guys!

>T-this is my proton shake.

>P-pls give it back to me.

>>39302589
Snatch their motherfucker birthdays

>>39302603
>implying either of them have any nuts left

>>39302603
>I'd like to see that 300LB motherfucker chase me down
He just grabs a barbell and throws it at you like he was an olympic javelin thrower.