>tfw received first nude ever >the escort said I was good

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Oh god we're both losers

>>39299616
there needs to be one of these where a smug autist is fucking a sad female wojak escort

>escort said I was good at sex

she said that to chris-chan too

>>39299593
>escort
>no longer a virgin

Keep tellin yourself that buddy

You also got your first nude as an "advertising" to come get more/pay more

>>39300689
>if you pay for it then sex doesnt real
Retard logic.

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>>39299593
>women you PAY for sex says you are good at it

Wow, you must be some sort of retard. She says that to every client, trust me.

>>39299593
>Mfw i fucked the shit out of a fat latina escort
>Mfw she texted me after two days and told me i left her so sore she couldn't work for those days

>>39300723
Its true, one of the best parts of sex is knowing that the other person wants to fuck you. This is the lamest way to get laid

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>>39299593
>pays a woman to have sex
>a woman being PAID for sex tells you that you are good at it
>because you are PAYING her
>get nudes from same woman you PAID to send them
>not a loser
>NOT a loser

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA FAGGOT

>>39300938
benis in vagoo is benis in vagoo but whatever helps you feel superior

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>>39300723
>paying for something as basic and natural as sex

Do you also pay to breathe, eat, and exist?

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>>39299593
>loses virginity
>to a scort
>payed money for sex
>smug about it

>>39301015
Prostitution is the world's oldest profession.

>>39301014
>>39301045
>could not find a woman to have sex with
>first time
>the one you will remember forever
>wasted
>damage control

>>39301090
>the one
AHAHAHAAHAHAH time to grow up kiddo. Love is a meme and you're falling for it hook line and sinker.
Enjoy being a dancing monkey trying to woo some broad, I'll enjoy FKK clubs.

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>>39301101
Love is only for alphas
we Beta fit guys can only have sex if we pay a hooker.
Also
>TFW i always go to FKK clubs each week

>>39301101
>grow up and pay women for sex
>give them money for their pussies

AHAHAHAHAHAH FAGGOT

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>>39301101
>not just letting women chase you for your body
>not being the slut everyone wants to be with
>PAYING a female for access to heir genitals

HOLY SHIT BETA AS FUCK
>pic related: it's you

>>39301002
/thread

>>39299593
congrats OP

here is your thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o

>>39301101
the first time you have sex is the one you will never forget, you stupid patetic waste of skin.

>>39301387
>a bloobloo muh first time is so special
Written like a true virgin

>>39301416
Say the fag that just fuck a scort instead of a qt grill for free like the rest of us.

>loser virgin like most of /fit/
Is this seriously true?
/fit/ was my home board for a long time, years. From 2009 until about 2014. 2015 it started getting really bad with fedora faggot PUA losers and /r9k/ crabs and the generals started to become the only decent threads.

All that being said, I can't imagine MOST of the regulars here being that pathetic. I don't want to believe it.

>>39301387

This is bullshit. All i remember is that the dumb bitch got icy-hot condoms. Why kailee. Why.

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>>39301015
Unless you farm and hunt for all your food, you do pay to eat.

Unless you live in a place with no state, you also pay to live. If you refuse to pay taxes, men with guns will come to your house to take you away. If you refuse to go with them, they will force you. If you resist their force, they will kill you.

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>>39301427
>instead of a qt grill for free like the rest of us.
>for free like the rest of us
>for free
>free
Holy kek, I'm out.

>>39301289
unrelated note, i played this song right after i lost my virginity

>>39301101
Paying for pussy is just as beta as falling in love. Either way, you are giving time and money to pursue the vaginal jew when you could be spending it on other things.

If you're not being offered no-strings-attached sex with women you are attracted to, or better yet, being paid to fuck, then your sexual exploits are beta by definition. Wasting money or effort on female deceivers is submission.

>>39301481
Using the internet is beta by definition, yet here you are.

>>39301481
>vaginal jew
Back to /pol/

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>>39301015
>pay to eat
y-you guys do this too right?

>>39299593
Or you could've get a girlfriend instead.
Oh wait..

>>39301045
What about hunter or fisherman?

>>39299593
>paying for sex
You've never had sex

>>39299593
>>the escort said I was good at sex

that's like a stripper saying she loves you

>>39300938
Well the escorts clearly wants to sex you or she wouldn't show up. You can't buy love but you sure can pay for it

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Lol you actualy came to boast here about having paid for sex?

>paid an escort cause wanted to find a girl who could actually deepthroat properly for once
>she can't
>REEEEEE

>>39300689
Looks like someone doesn't know the definition of the word virginity

>>39302947
i think some whore got paid nuts for sex before we could hunt.

Threadly reminder
You aren't paying her for sex. You're paying her to leave afterwords

>>39303209
>i think some whore got paid nuts for sex before we could hunt.
whew lad, I'll let you think about this a little longer

>>39302957
>It's not real benis in vagoo if there's money involved
are you mentally ill?

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But having a gf you have to buy gifts to her and offer her lunch and dinner. How is it difference to paying a whore?

>>39304371

Will my relationship last if we're both apathetic about gifting and take turns paying for meals out?

>>39301171
FKK club uwot
German?

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>>39299593
>escort said I was good at sex

So good you didn't have to pay...right?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA such a john it's sad and funny.

>>39299593
Losing virginity doesn't count unless it's with someone who actually wants to fuck you. And escorts don't count. They certainly don't lift your loser status.

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>>39304438
>TFW live in netherlands
> Drugs are legal
> Prostitutions are legal
> Live near germany at west where there are a lot of FKKs

I have no gf but who cares i can get girlfriend experience everytime i go to FKK.

>paying girls to fuck is beta thing to do
haahahaha are you serious?