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are you man enough to decide right now to take cold showers for

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are you man enough to decide right now to take cold showers for the rest of your life? I decided it in the beginning of 2015 and not a single drop of hot water touched my skin since then.

Don't you just wanna feel the urge to headbutt Mike Tyson after a real fucking nape-killer icy shower?

Don't you just wanna feel being the only real guy in a crowded room you just had entered, knowing others would cry for hot water while you would step cold-bloodedly under the tap?

Don't you see the equation that in a situation where all other conditions are equal, guy who takes cold showers would beat the shit out of the hot-showering pussy?

Don't you wanna have the rooted inside-voice that will alert you whenever you wanna ease the situation, not only when you wanna turn on the hot tap.

We all know you wanted to do it in some part of your life, and you would gladly do it if you had power, but the power isn't brought by anyone, only you can make it, and you have to do it.

It will be a new step to manhood, trust me. Other benefits are;

>harder erections
>balls getting slightly bigger due to rising sperm levels and quality of the alive ones
>increased range of ejaculation
>whiter and thicker cum
>better skin
>shiny hair
>better sleep quality
>reduced stress levels
>bursting agressiveness when needed
>increased alertness
>can wake up in the mornings without effort
>not being ill anymore except a slight cold which you can get over standing
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>>39297086
Only at nights.
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>>39297086

You forgot "le tip fedora m'lady" because this shit is cringie placebo fuckbois fantasy
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>>39297086
>OPs post
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>>39297086
Nope
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You know as somebody who's taken hot showers their entire life I actually decided to try this meme. Here's what I found:
> The water is much less cold if you get your skin wet beforehand
> The pain of the cold water freezing your body wakes you right the fuck up
> Your heartbeat increases and blood pumps faster to compensate for the cold, basically giving you a full-body pump
> because your entire body is pumping blood to keep warm you have the same effect as you do after a good run, but minus the sweaty part

Other than that I've found literally no other advantages to the cold showers. But I still take them, because fuck it why not.
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>>39297086
>hot water touched my skin since then

isn't it slightly disingenuous to not include your boyfriend's facials
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