>be college student >college is out for the weekend and

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>be college student
>college is out for the weekend and a couple days for fall break
>decide to fly home for weekend to visit friends since I haven't seen them in a while
>haven't seen any of them since I started working out almost 1.5 years ago
>friend has a halloween party on Halloween
>I dress up as Lt. Dangle from Reno 911 because I think it's hilarious
>just broke up with my girlfriend before I left for home
>see an old crush of mine from highschool at the party
>don't know whether it was the liquor or what, but get really flirty with her
>agree to meet downstairs in the basement in 15 minutes
>meet downstairs
>I sit down on my friends olympic bench
>she starts blowing me
>I see the perfect opportunity
>lean back and unrack the bar and start doing reps while she's blowing me
>she immediately stops and says "what the fuck are you doing"
>idk benching
>she leaves

What the fuck is wrong with me /fit/?

Please console me with similar stories..