>tfw gfs period is 5 (five) days late Im getting worried

>>39292656

you trying to make this a meme now? please, think of something better

>tfw gf's period is 2 years late
Get her implants you fucking idiot. This should be added to the sticky, no more worrying about condoms and you having to check on her every day if she's had her pill already.

>>39292656
Congrats on being a daddy.

>>39292656
time to workout your pull out game but on the bright side you can bust in her for 9 straight months now.

>>39292656
Have her do a pregnancy test. Missing a period CAN be caused by other shit.

Also, abortions only for for the first 12 weeks, so get on that shit.

>>39292703
Dude, OP doesn't want to be a grandpa too.

>>39292718
>Also, abortions only for for the first 12 weeks, so get on that shit.

You must of never been in in this situation. Some girls get extremely territorial about being pregnant and rather carry the child with a shithead dad than get rid of it. I've even offered $2,000 to get this one girl to do so but she refused, thankfully it was a false alarm.

>>39292732
>must of
You deserve it.

>>39292663
Keeping my friends on /fit/ updated since I cant tell anyone else atm