Tfw been lifting for 2 years now and have made some serious gains

you sound like me when i was 16. so no

Those girls get fat.

>>39288795
Rediculous I love that shape breh

>>39288795

>no pear shaped gf to knock up
>no ranch out in Montana to homestead
>no little kids to shape and mold into ultra chad from day one.

Fuck this gay earth.

>>39288795
photoshopped, look at the grass in the background

>look up original because this shopped shit is too ridiculous
>immediate regret, prefer the shop

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>tfw I already have a pear-shaped gf to impregnate later on

Stick it out for the right girl and make it work, boys.

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you took option two

>>39288795
>Am i reaching Maximum test
no, you are just a delusional cuck that buys into trends
>wow, dat thicc yo
end yourself and do it quickly before some landwhale gets your sub par semen and uses it to create more retards.

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>>39289925
holy fuck

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crashing this thread

>>39289838
>pear shaped
*pukes* lmaoo

>>39290111
delet

>>39289925
oh shit guess I better shape up for that serpent battle

>>39290111
This is better, at least she doesn't look ridiculous, here she's actually attractive, pretty face.

I want to stick my face between her warm and soft pink thighs and hear her nervously giggle as I work my way up kissing and licking her rosy body waiting for my precum leaking penis.

>>39290111
thank fuck, such an obvious shoop in the OP

>>39290111
still high test

>>39290111
B R E H S
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>>39290132
>wider-hipped hourglass figure is bad
My big dick doesn't agree with you there.

>>39290132
pear shaped women are the patrician option. nothing more feminine