>Just accidentally ate 5KG of peanut butter. IT STARTS

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IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY

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KEEP THAT IN MIND, I DESIGNED THIS RHYME TO EXPLAIN DUE TIME

>>39288360
ALL I KNOW

TIME IS A VALUABLE THING

SOMETHINGS GOTTA GIVE

EVEN THROUGH THE DARKEST DAYS

IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES

I PUT MY TRUST

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL

LET ME HELP YOU TALK THE WRONG WAY OFF THE LEDGE

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

AND YOUUU CAN HAVE IT ALLLLL

SHE WAS LOOKING KIND OF DUMB

BLEED IT OUT, DIGGING DEEPER JUST TO THROW IT AWAY

MY EMPIRE OF DIRT

I'VE BECOME SO NUMB

대중들은 양아치라 봐

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> hang out with friends
> drink half a bottle of whiskey
> 10 cans of cider
> eat a pizza for lunch
> kfc for dinner

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

TÄÄÄÄÄKE EVERYDÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ'Y FROM THE INSAAAAAAIDE

CAUSE IM OONLYYY A CRAACK IN THIS CAAASTLEE OF GLAAASSS

AND THE HATERS GONNA HATE HATE HATE

SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS

>tfw I accidentally bulked to 50%
DO WHAT I TOLD YOU STAY AWAY FROM MEEEHEHEE

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>tfw 65% bf

AND NOW YOURE IN NEWWWWW YOOOOOOORK

>eatting tub of peanut butter
>prepare to take another heaping spoonful
>with my mouth filled with peanut butter I garble out "TURN DOWN FOR WHAT"
>begin shoveling it in as fast as possible

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>just binge ate 15kg of PB again

JUST

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>tfw accidentally ate 1kg of butter

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> add a teaspoon of sugar to my coffee
> realised i accidentally added 1kg

NOOOOO

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>just ate the volume of the observable universe of peanut butter

I'M STARING DOWN THE BARREL OF A .45

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I GOT BROADS IN ATLANTA

>just ate all the hydrogen in the entire universe
JUST

>accidentally walked into chick fil a, ordered 5 spicy chicken sandwiches, 2 waffles fries, a large coke, tipped the cashier, and ate it all again

guys help

>>39292254
> Universe of PB
> 0 Colesterol

sounds good enoguh

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>accidentally put a whole jar of peanut butter on my toast.
IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS

>>39288254
That's good, you can turn this into 5kg of muscle

A good thread guys, love it

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SEEING ME THIS TIME
HOPING FOR SOMETHING ELSE

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>accidentally inhaled 1kg of PB

I'M NUCLEEEAAAAAR

KIMI WA KIKOERU

DIG, BURY ME

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>tfw I just 2 crave case of white Castle
I JUST WANT TO RUN AROUND, FLY KITE, WRESTLE,JUMP AND PLAY

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

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>mfw just ate 100kg of pb
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN