>Omg anon, I heard there is a lot of protein in semen! >Say,

lmaoooo bitch that's my protein get lost you dyke gains goblin

>>39281825
That sounds great but I would rather see you do BLACKED porn desu. Can you fuck a big bull in front of me?

That would be my response.

Shoo shoo succubus. I can drink my own semen thank you very much.

JUST SUCK ME DRY MOMMY!!

>>39281825
Why are retard threads like this made?

>>39281910
I don't know, but it's pretty ironic to see all the retards complaining about one "no homo" thread per day, where we can at least save some goal body pictures, when nobody complains about the dozens of threads like this one, which serve no purpose at all

>>39281833
This
Bitch can leech gains from someone else

>>39281825
And lose my gains? Fuck no, go steal someone else's protein

>>39281933
Umm its to keep you alert, to prepare you for if a situation like this happens to you in real life?

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>>39281825
>there are idiots who think that semen has a lot of protein...

semen is like 7/1000 protein by volume you fucking retards

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>wat do /fit/ ?
Wake up

>>39281858
>tfw cuck

>>39281982
Is it mostly carbs or fat?

>>39281999
Probably water

>>39281999
carbs. simple sugar

>>39281999
>>39282015
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semen#Human_semen

>>39282018
My nutritionist has been playing me for a fool.

>>39282040
DId he tell you to suck his dick for gains?

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>>39282040
>My nutritionist has been playing me for a fool.

So you been swallowing his "Protein load".
Fooled again!

>>39282051
Yeah. Worst of all I've been losing gains like crazy. The test results arent back yet, but I'm pretty sure its cutlife from here on out.

>>39281825
Fuck off, gains goblin.

>>39281833
>>39281862
>>39281955
>>39281957
>>39282300
Checked thrice, but don't come to feels thread posting
>tfw no gf
when you refuse free blowjob

>>39281825
Wake up.

>>39282040
>go to nutritionist
>tells me theres lots of protein in seaman
>suck and swallow cause im a retarded faggot fool

>>39281825

No thanks I have a girlfriend

>inb4uglydude flame because they don't understand how someone could turn down sex with an OK looking girl

>not drinking your own semen to avoid protein loss

>>39281825
Can you please keep your shitty fantasies in your head instead of shitting up the board?