>be me , gym bully
>see a manlet preparing his pre workout
>notice its preban jack3d
>walk up to him
>"oi cunt what u need that 4 that aint gonna make u grow u cheeky git"
>take the shake from him and drink it
>slap his girlfriends ass on the way out
>flare my lats and fly away
any other gym bullies in here?
sure you did that
>>39282063
which part gave it away?
>>39282161
claiming that lats can make you fly. no one trains their lats harder than me and i can barely get myself to hover more than 4 inches off the ground
>>39282161
You being born
>>39282161
>manlet having a girlfriend
Bit of a hole in your story there man.
>>39281219
>flare my lats and fly away
Believable up until this point. Nice try though, almost got me.
>>39281219
Obvious bait, but I doubt that pre ban jack3d would still be potent. I recently opened up a year old tub of c4 and had to throw that shit out, it looked and felt like the shredded rubber they put on the ground a children's playgrounds.
>>39281219
>"take the shake from him and drink it"
>being able to reach manlet's shake
it seems that youre manlet yourself, op