Things you do at the gym >spin the plates of fortune on the

Pick things up and put them back down.

>>39278401
>>>reddit

>>39278411
>gets upset when someone makes a good post

stop shitposting

>>39278411
>>>maddit

>>39278411
this internet message board is clearly superior to that one

>>39277993
>sit down at bench press, and meditate for 10 straight minutes in order to receive optimum gains
>someone usually interrupts me halfway through, I tell them I'm using the bench and to fuck off, have to restart from 0 minutes
>this sometimes repeats for up to one hour

fucking normies, why can't they leave me alone while I meditate?

>>39277993
>listen exclusively to death grips for maximum gains
>IM NOT WITH IT, I DROP LIQUID

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>>39278481
When did they start the word filter that changes "masturbate" to "meditate"?

>>39278481
>load up 4pl8s on the squat rack
>pace around and swing my arms
>stare meaningfully at the bar
>walk to the other side of the room, wait for someone to start unracking the weight, then walk over and yell at him for being inconsiderate
>if he asks to work in, chuckle and tell him I'll be using the rack for "quite a while"
>repeat the above for 1 hour
>leave

>>39278700
>leaving without unracking your weights

what the fuck

>>39278671
sensible chuckle

>>39278481
topkek

>>39277993
Strength directly proportional to number of and attractiveness of women in gym

>>39278926
jej iktf

> supposed to have low volume day
> new grill in gym with shortest shorts ever
> doing BO rows with ass facing me while I'm diddlying
> new PR twice in one session