ITT: gym stereotypes I'll start: >the Asian manlets

>the guy who keep ripping his squatting jeans due to improper form

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>>39268580
what the actual fuck happened to alex jones. he used to look like chris evans.

>>39268595
I see a little bit of Ryan Gosling.

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>the pajeets wearing jeans and a poloshirt doing the machines

>>39268580
3.5 plate deadlift is pretty good though

>Mr. duck, leaving a trail of water, swamping everything with water in the locker room
>mr duck doesn't need a towel

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>>39268580
>balding numale looking white dude using straps for barely 3.5 plate deadlifts and nearly dying

fuck off man, that's me!

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>>39268595
His body is storing conspiracy theories in the form of xenodesigned molecular memory lipids. It's just genetics.

>that huge and strong Ukrainian guy who is very friendly and gives legit good advice on form/routine

>That group of pajeet with wraps+gloves+belts that only come to do bodyweight stuff

>That tiny retard doing baby weights with lots of momentum and shitty form while grunting and counting really fucking loud

>That lanky French guy who does only ultra high rep isolation movements (seriously it's like 20 30 reps)

>That guy who always drinks water between sets

>>39269377
??

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>>39269650
>mfw the first gym I went they made me do 30 reps isolation movements
>mfw a lot of workouts had the word "french" in front of it

The pack of kebabs strolling in late at night when you were hoping for a quiet chill time at the gym. Tossing the weights around like apes stinking up the place and howling incredibly loudly with their dyel lifts

>>39268584
That doesn't make sense. If anything, squatting properly will put more stress on pants.

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>>39269650
>that huge and strong Ukrainian guy who is very friendly and gives legit good advice on form/routine

same here, only mine is a Serbian

>>39269353
Tfw when had my first encounter of such a pajeet a few days ago. And what's even more funnier is that the gym I go to is usually full with other pajeets who know how to use a deodeant and shower.

>>39270035
mine is romanian

>>39268580
>that guy who wears basketball shorts to the gym

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>that manlet

>that old business guy that only does cardio while talking on the phone

>>39269433
Just fucking use chalk.

>>39269377
No?

>>39270286

How about I fucking rip your face off and use that as a grip, punk?

>>39269966
this. and the changing room always smells of kebab

>>39270090
there is a midget training in my gym

>>39269650

>That guy who always drinks water between sets

That's me, I feel so thirsty when I don't do it, I tried to stop doing that and I felt that I was going to die. I can't understand how you can do a lot of sets without drinking water, any tips?

>>39270350
O.o

>>39270080
what are u supposed to wear then faggot

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>>39268580
>angry maybe lesbian that tries to do hard weights because she doesn't want to fit the cardio bunny stereotype

>the 40+ crazy looking tattooed 5'9 white guy that does max weight on all machines while grunting really loud and looking angrily at everyone.

>>39268580
>that black guy who grunts like a fucking psycho gorilla when he does his OHP

>>39269353
Saw 2 pajeets this morning doing machines while wearing gloves, gave them a smug smirk

>>39269650
>That guy who always drinks water between sets
I always drink water between sets. What else can I do in those 1-3 minutes? I easily down 1-1,5 liters per workout

>>39268580
>squat, bench, sumo
>not decent

Thats fucking standard you dyel.

>>39269377
don't even try talking with this bunch of LARPers dyel

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> the smug fuckboy who walks around like he owns the place and then quarter-squats 205

>>39270080
dyel?

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>that guy who dances inbetween sets

>>39271274
Edinburgh?

>>39268580
>Asian and black guys at the gym wearing hunting camo

>>39269377
>not even lmao4pl8
>good
do I even need to tell you how many to pick?

>>39269966
You need a visit from >>39270035

>>39269762
FRENCH CURLS

>>39269446
slight kek

>>39269966
this

>>39269762
Did you also french drop the weights?

>>39270385
a kilt

>>39268580
>>balding numale looking white dude using straps for barely 3.5 plate deadlifts and nearly dying

except for the nu-male and nearly dying parts, that's me, fuck you OP

>>39269650
>>That tiny retard doing baby weights with lots of momentum and shitty form while grunting and counting really fucking loud
hey das me

>>39268580
>the 6'4 old man who's strong as fuck and looks like he's about to die after every set

he's also a douchebag
>deadlift day
>take decline bench bar and go in an empty area (gym is pretty small but cozy and cheap, also very close to me)
>load my shit up
>fucking gramps yells at me
>"WAT DOING THERE"
>"uhm, i was going to do deadlifts"
>"PUT BARBELL BACK WANT TO USE"
>"you can use the barbell you're already using"
(he's also the guy that does normal bench, incline, decline, flies and goes home)
>looks confused at me
>"put barbell back"
fucking gain goblin gramps, his breath smells so bad, like his teeth are rotten and always stays with his mouth open, his face looks like it's melting

>>39271622
>straps
>3.5 plate
Your forearms are never ever gonna make it

>>39270370
Me too senpai, you ain't alone

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>>39268580

>>39271746
>Taking all the weigths you need first is bad
Kys

>>39270393
fuck her right in the pussy

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>>39268580
>balding numale looking white dude using straps for barely 3.5 plate deadlifts and nearly dying

>>39270370
same bruh

>>39268580
That DYEL who wears basically pajamas to the gym and is always winded/red/out of breath

>das me

>The Chinese international students who lift in groups and have no idea what they're doing

I actually saw a group remove the weight someone had on their bench to lift there when the dude left to get water. His enormous gym bag is right behind the bench

I honestly couldn't believe it

>That guy who steals your plates while your benching
>That guy who stands in front of you, blocking your reflection in the mirror

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>>39271746
People who put their feet on dumbbells ought to be beaten with hammers and left bleeding in the moonlight.

>>39271985
>The Chinese international students who lift in groups and have no idea what they're doing

They always drag benches into squat racks to do bench press, never at the actual BP stations. Every. Time.

>the ugly guy with an amazing body and a great ass
>The string Russian guy wmthat lifts a lot
>The pretty boy that can't lift a lot and always looks overdressed
>The 2 fat dudes that can bench lmao 2pl8 and you only ever see them do that and triceps

>>39272069
why

>that guy drinking beer between sets

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>>39271315
>mfw that's me
>mfw I am the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen

>>39272096
Not even to pin press? Wtfeven

>>39268595
the fluoride in the water

>The egolifter who jerks his entire body back when doing seated rows and drops the weight every single rep
>The girl who may as well be lifting naked
>The girl who is "one of the guys" and will sometimes pull a weight off of their barbell before they start their next set
>The old guy who works out in his jeans, belt, and button-up flannel shirt
>Bald guy wearing a skull cap and reserves 3 machines at once
>Guy who spends more time talking to girls than lifting
>Asian manlet with a backwards cap who only curls and does chin-ups
>Black guy with headphones who raps while lifting
>All business lanklet who comes in already dressed, does his lifts, then immediately leaves

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>that cardio bunny who comes next to you and starts doing hip thrusters when you are trying to focus on ab wheels

>that guy who does one set of everything

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>that 20-30 aged Asian in spandex pants who spends all her time on the Smith machine and squat rack who has the butt + legs to show for it

As long as they're not deliberately trying to annoy you, what the fuck do you care what other people do in the gym you fucking retards?

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>>39271274
>tfw you see him with his arm in a sling

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>>39270968

>gave them a smug smirk


pfffffft

>>39273615
>that guy that gets triggered by people who react to other people doing stuff

Stop reading my fucking post! You think you own the place?

>>39271612
>french surrenders 3x10

>>39273641
>I think I'm funny when I'm not

Chad

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>that slightly fat guy who slams down 2 plate deadlifts

>>39271746
this triggers me every fucking time.
>bu-buutt muh supa set bruh.

>>39273610
mirin anybody who goes near smith machine=major fail

>>39270818
bingo

that skinny dude who flares out his "Lats" before catbacking 135 deadlifts

>>39269377
It is

>>39273519
>All business lanklet who comes in already dressed, does his lifts, then immediately leaves
what's wrong with this? do you mean he has no rest phase and just does all the shit at once, or that he doesn't loaft around in the gym after?

>>39269377
>chris evans
for a 114lb girl, maybe

>>39270968
>gave them a smug smirk
so alpha bout to nut

>>39271516
If it was Edinburgh he woulda said 100kg not 205

>>39273519
>All business lanklet who comes in already dressed, does his lifts, then immediately leaves

This is me, what's wrong with coming in the right clothes, doing what your there for and leaving after you've finished doing what you were there for you utter tard?

>>39273792
>not using the smithy for shrugs and calf raises

>>39269762
Lots of French kissing I bet. I know what you mean. I had to French kiss all the trainers at my old gym.

>>39270350
>I go from 0 to 100 real quick

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>>39271972
Me, all over.
>5am, roll out of bed in t shirt and sweats
>Literally work out in my pjs
>work hard enough it's not unusual for me to puke/diarrhea at least once during my workout
>MFW

>chubby/overweight pumas eye-fucking 20-somethings while walking for 30 minutes on the treadmill
>fucktards doing weighted walking lunges through main foot-traffic areas
>middle-aged "e'ry day chest day" guys who never remove their well-creased belts and do nothing but quarter-reps
>dude who is dead silent during sets until women start showing up then he turns into Jar Jar Binks

>>39273948
>>39274124
get enough of THESE losers

>>39273948
These aren't all negative stereotypes

>the pack of dudebros who pretend to lift for the looks but only want to have the biggest bench and deadlift of the group
>the same pack of dudebros that do every singe deadlift with a belt and straps, including the warmup

>>39273597
>i-its texas method

>>39269650
Spotted the eurofag

>the strong dad

>>39271746
except at that gym they have a shit load of db's. don't lie man, I used to use the gym at UdeS.

> the stressed out guy who thinks his existence is based on others recognition that he's a top chimp

>>39268580
>the fat white woman who you think might be doing a decent routine after seeing her squatting but then you see her do some shakeweight shit with the dumbbells

lol thats actually me, i dont care need to lose weight

>>39276774
Pics now!!

>tfw a lot of these apply to me

Fuck. When I first came to /fit/ you guys said that nobody would care about what I looked like in the gym...

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>that one guy who actually gives a shit what people look like at gym
He's the worst

>>39270370
man up and focus on getting swole. Water extinguishes the fire burning in your soul.

>black highschool kids who use the leg extension machine while on their phones and do pullups on the fucking squat rack
So that's why they jump so high.

>borderline skinnyfat dyels that come in once every other week in packs, snorting whey, spouting memes and spotting each other

>that guy who squats without clips and makes everyone around him extremely nervous

>>39268580
>fucking dyels who take 20 mins to chill on their phones between sets
>a ripped as fuck black dude trying to teach his arrogant dyel nigger friend how to bench
>does reps with ROM of a fucking stephen hawking with the bar lopsided with no control whatsoever whilst his ripped friend spots him
RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>39277026
why would you use clips for squats? is this a thing? you really dont need clips up til you hit 4pl8.

>That bitch who's shorts barely cover the bottom of her ass cheeks
>Constant resting bitch face
>Does one set then stands around on her phone for 15 minutes

Idk she got me pissed this afternoon

>>39277224
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Lz1qJyWCVY

can happen with any weight, say you get a tweak mid set, or you forget to put another 10 on one side...

>>39270035
Mine is from Polandland.

>The teenage hipster doing his shitform routine in moccasins, jeans, and a hoodie

>>39273597
these guys exist by the thousands.

>The crazy huge roider of the gym, who you've never seen do anything but bodyweight routines even after 3 years. And then he puts on his "trainer" shirt and bullshits suckers. kek.
>The guy who spends 15 minutes warming up at the squat rack.
>The legendary 6' 4" asian t-rex mode dude with that does retarded numbers of 2pl8 squats

>the 5'10 150lb guy that wears a "not natty" stringer and looks at his abs in the mirror inbetween sets

O wait that's me

>>39271746
Murder... I HAVE TO MURDER

>>39274358
>dude who is dead silent during sets until women start showing up then he turns into Jar Jar Binks

holy shit im fucking dead

anakin pls help

>>39268580
>The guy that is obviously done with his workout but decide to stay an hour longer because he notice a hot girl coming in.

>The group of asian faggots that take 3 hours on the only squat rack

>The short asian girl with a thigh gap but hella thick thighs and plump ass, boobs are nice too.

>The also amazingly hot white girl that is always alone by herself every time looking a bit too lonely for someone so hot.

>>39268580
>The arabs who blow themselves up after doing bicep curls for tens of reps.

>>39278620
fuck this is me

>>39270370
>>39271958
>>39271716

What the fuck? It's water, like the shit you need to live. I'm taking sips of water constantly. Why the fuck are you concerned with not drinking water? You're like a bunch of 9 year olds competing to see who can go the longest without eating or shitting. Anyone who judges someone for drinking water is a retarded kunt and is never going to make it.

Just drink water. If you're thirsty, drink more. Being properly hydrated feels great and it's literally one of the easiest and cheapest things you can do.

>>39269353
the jeans/polo pajeet at my gym uses a skipping rope on the treadmill

>that guy who curls 35s in front of the dumbbell rack
>that guy who shrugs less than 50 lb dumbbells in front of the rack
>that guy who walks around with lat syndrome
>the guy who comes with a friend and tries to act like a gym guru

>big guy who knows everyone but never is seen actually lifting.
>anorexic looking woman on spin-bike
>dyels who use bosu balls for everything
>chads who can't lift as much as I can but look stronger/handsomer (reeeeee)

>two fat mexicans
>"run" on treadmill 20 min
>more like a stumbling jog
>don't talk but they're clearly here together
>each listening to music
>never use the treadmills next to each other
>take turns sitting on machines
>they swap machines sometimes, confirming they're here together
>leave together
I don't know if they're brothers or what. Don't think I've ever heard them speak to each other.

>>39278753
They're hatred of eachother has motivated them to get fitter than the other but they are still retarded so it is ineffective

>>39271315
I got one in my gym.He's a bro and roids like a madman

>>39270370
Seriously, I drink 2 L of water in the 1.5 hrs Im at the gym

>>39271746
This makes me want to stab people.

>fat ass black guy with huge gut who does 12 sets of bench and then 12 sets of curles every other day.
>always has someone new who he seems to be "training"

>>39268595
Jay never looked so old

>>39271274
>mfw when he benches a pl8 and thinks it's impressive

>that one manlet that knows his lifts are babby tier and is visibly depressed by it

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>>39270350
Reminder lifting attracts the mentally challanged

>>39270393
Hopefully not me

>>39271315
>tfw I dance in between deads and cleans
Try and stop me nigga

>>39268580
>the middle aged man wearing 70's style bodybuilder outfits who seems to only do bench press
>the guy sumo deadlifting 2.5pl8 for 3 rep sets, dropping the weights loudly every rep
>The huge jacked guy who says "I'm doing the 12 week plan, maybe you've heard of it"
>The fat faggot who takes the barbell out of the squat rack to curl it at the other side of the weightroom
>The sandnigger who plays german and french rap over the speakers and talks about not getting a job because of his criminal record
>The 5'5 manlet with a shaved head and tattoos everywhere doing smith machine OHP
>The kiddies who do floppy bench press with 0.5pl8 and struggling assisted half-pullups
>The guy who never says a word, seems to spend hours at the squat rack and does weird moves picking up the barbell from the floor to his shoulders. He also is always doing some stretching moves and puts on weird metal music.
>The disgustingly skinny girl who still does cardio all the time
>The short thick girl who always does squats

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>that balding old fag who always wears a light jacket at the gym to cover his upper body
>the guy who has gone to the gym for ages and works hard each day but only does basic things, hardly ever lifts
>that guy who is friendly and always smiling if you talk to him and has a really good attitude

All of these apply to the same person in my local gym, i think his main goal is to lose fat since he always covers his upper body. He always has shorts and his legs are ripped so i think he is not doing bad. I really should talk to him more and ask about his goals and maybe try to give him advice. He mainly does little moves a lot of times and not big moves few times.

>>39271000
>sumo
>standard

Kill yourself fatass

>>39277224
Basic safety, if something happens you don't want a plate to hurt anyone.

>>39270370
Drink the water before gym. Not during.

You don't absorb it fast enough, so you don't sate your thirst and end up just drinking more and more.

>>39273615
>tell story about guy in super marked walking around in only a diaper
Haha wtf people are so weird anon

>tell story about guy in the gym walking around in only a diaper
OMG YOU CAN'T SHAME PEOPLE FOR GOING TO THE GYM WTF AT LEAST HE'S TRYING


Fuck you and the whore you call mother

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>>39279046
That's me!

The middle-aged pajeet with a pot belly who wears gloves and a compression shirt while being completely DYEL status

>>39280182

>end up just drinking more and more.
>implying this is a bad thing

>You don't absorb it fast enough

Water shows up in your bloodstream within 5 minutes fgt

>>39270874
"LIKE" a gorilla.
Fokin kek m87 all niggers are monkies

>>39271516
Ahhh, I remember morning jogs around the meadows. Sublime.

You niggers need to pay attention to yourselves.
GO and work out.
Cuz you got social anxiety doesnt mean you need to be all autistic in the gym. Jesus christ.
Ive seen a couple of you freaks out there, lifting with your gay ass hoodies because youre too afraid to show your gyno nipples. Walking to the corner of the gym after every set so by the grace of god you wont have to make eye contact with anyone. Faggggggottttts kys

>>39273519
>All business lanklet who comes in already dressed, does his lifts, then immediately leaves

Fuck you man that's me

Plus how would you know he is a businessman anyway if he doesn't come dressed in workclothes?

Not all of us are NEETs with no life aside from lifting, you know

>>39273647
>French surrenders 3xF

>>39276869
>That guy who gets super insecure every time he sees a thread like this
Everyone watches you fuck up the form, everyone thinks you're a retard.

>>39280655
holy shit, chimp out more

>>39278683
if you're constantly distracting yourself and aren't mentally tough enough to go 1.5hours without needing water you either aren't drinking enough through out the day or are just a pussy.
never going to make it.

>lanklet doing 2.5pl8 deadlift slam-bouncing the weight 5lbs away from snap city.

>>39280323

stop being butthurt, i have read tons of >that guy that could be talking about me

i still don't get mad at it

kys fucking faggot

>>39280323
He hates it

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>that guy who jerks off in the toilet and then touches all the dumbbells and barbells with his jizz fingers, smearing his sperm over all the equipment
Yeah, that's me.

>>39268580
>the PT who keeps putting the swiss ball and whale in front of the DB rack so nobody can use them without asking
>the manlet with nike shox who actually lifts some serious weight with perfect form
>the guy who has a cold for 3 years and always wipes his nose with his finger between sets
>the girl who only trains glutes and rear delts (bent over rows)

The jacked bodybuilder girl that has a voice like Barry White but always has her make-up, hair and nails done at the gym.

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>>39268580

>>39272062
>That guy who stands in front of you, blocking your reflection in the mirror

This is the absolute worst, also:
>The guy who walks in the way of your lifting path space while doing lat raises ect so you have to wait till he goes past and carry on your set

>>39281802
I always step out of the way if I see that I'm blocking somebody in the mirror.

>>39281802
Just pretend you don't see him and hit him with the dumbbell.

"Oh, sorry bro" is all you need to say. If he has a problem with it then you obviously don't lift heavy enough anyway.

>>39270818
On Point

>>39274253
>Autism

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>>39270393
There's one at my gym, she's indonesian and might be an aspiring ftm transgender.

She's pretty hot actually and lifts like a curlbro. She's always glancing at me when I'm lifting, i'd fuck her.

>>39268580
>that older asian man who slaps his gut with hands and pl8 to get abs

What in the fuck is this shit?

>That oldish guy not sure if Italian, light skinned Arab or Hispanic with a mustache who always wears a lifting belt but does nothing else than box jumps and occasionally PUNCHES THE FUCKING WALL! as the guy who works behind the desk always yell at him to stop but he begs so hard they let him stay.

>once had a heart attack at the gym on the threadmill and slid into the glass wall behind him and now it's full of cracks because that shit is too expensive to fix I guess.

>>39280801
Good thing I don't work out then :^)

the new guy you who asks your advice on how to squat properly and then never shows up again.

>>39279046
thats me

>that guy that does weighted dips
>that guy that wears basketball shorts
>that guy that declines bench but does it anyway
>that guy who fills his water bottle between sets
>that guy that yawns between sets

>>39282299
this qt once came up and asked me to teach her to squat. her form was shitty but every time she squatted down her shorts slid down and showed like half her asscrack. Then this older woman came and told her it was time to go and I learned she was there as part of her drug rehab. She shook my hand and told me she'd be back at the same time wednesday SHE NEVER CAME BACK I NEVER SAW HER AGAIN I still think about how smooth that crack looked from time to time while setting up for squats

>>39278683
couldnt have said it better myself

>those roidbros who share the smith machine doing incline press

>>39270370
>>39271716
>>39271958
>>39278683

falling for the bait

>>39269377
Pls, 60 kilo girls pull that

>>39279918
Sumo is standard for people depending on their height.

>>39270350
>teleports behind you

>>39282649
Bar is 20kg, 3.5 plates is 70 kg on each side. 160kg isnt bad. No grill can deal with that you atustic retard

>that guy who wears the same clothes everyday, does the same workout everyday, and starts screaming and grunting after his 2nd rep every day

Also not a stereotype but there's a guy at my gym who does box squats onto a bench using 25lbs plates on the preacher curl bar and then walks to every single fucking mirror, pulls up his pant legs and tries to flex his nonexistent quads

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>>39268595
he started taking anthroplex now he looks like a real man you twink

>>39270818
Hi guys looks like you found me

>the lost middle aged woman who grabs a mat and places it under the only squat rack to do some shitty exercise while you're in the middle of your set and is wearing headphones and looking at the floor and doesnt seem to react to your tapping on her shoulder until you do it too hard the third time

>>39278702
>that guy who walks around with lat syndrome

I'm p dyel still but whenever I work out lats at the gym I do that naturally, its just the muscles being contracted or some shit, doesnt happen once I'm done with the sets.

>>39278702
>>that guy who curls 35s in front of the dumbbell rack

I'm new and that's why my curl is 35 lbs dickhead

I'm in front of the mirror so I can make sure my elbows are locked and my form is 100%

kys

>>39268580
Daily Reminder that if you don't have your own home gym you are doing it wrong.

>>39283396
Going to the gym is my last way of seeing other human beings, if I stop that then I think I'd just an hero eventually.

>>39281736
>the guy who has a cold for 3 years and always wipes his nose with his finger between sets

I-I didn't think anybody saw me

>>39271645
Hope you said no. You're allowed to use the equipment you know.

>>39270035
Mine is Hungarian. Squats 5 pl8.

>>39271746
doesnt even matter when me and a couple other gramps are the only ones using the dbs

>>39269650
I always drink water. It helps.

>>39273519
>>Asian manlet with a backwards cap who only curls and does chin-ups
this is fucking true

>>39283344
Angry manlet alert
Go play with your babbyweights in the corner of the room where nobody can see you embarrass yourself

>>39278702
>>the guy who comes with a friend and tries to act like a gym guru
fuck thats me

>>39277764
>>The legendary 6' 4" asian t-rex mode dude with that does retarded numbers of 2pl8 squats
This is not a stereotype. It's the first time i've heard something like this

>>39279352
>The short thick girl who always does squats
like, do they think they will grow taller?

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>>39280145

i wish there where clips for life.

>>39276840
The same way your mother told you that you were a handsome young man any girl would want.
Gotta trick you into making the effort.
In all seriousness though we don't give a fuck. We just look and laugh to ourselves then go back to our workout.

I always browse these threads to see if someone is describing me, there's at least one guy who I suspect of that he browses /fit/.

>>39273694
>>39279046
Me desu.

>>39279352
>The guy who never says a word, seems to spend hours at the squat rack and does weird moves picking up the barbell from the floor to his shoulders.
Power cleans? Those are great.

>>39282342
>that guy that yawns between sets
Also me.

>>39281202
Fuck off retard

>the dyel who only works out with his girlfriend and acts like her personal trainer
>the dude who superset pull ups in the only squat cage and takes the lat machine too - takes 20-30mins to finish
>the mystery person who always leaves the gym a fucking mess for when you get there; weights fucking everywhere, aparatly cleans the machines but then leaves the disinfectant wipes on the ground, nothing deloaded

Fucking REEEEEEEE

>T.f.w. you go to a 24-hour gym
>T.f.w. it's primarily inhabited by middle-aged normies and high school athletes the few times of the day it's actually busy
>T.f.w. you've never had to encounter any of these

Feels good, man.

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>>39278998
>jay will never be young again

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>those teenagers that bench more than you

>>39278599

If you see her outside the gym go for it man

>that guy who wants to be kind and doesn't slam his deadlifts
Snap city baby

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>>39287257
a-anon pls relax

>the PT who needs a PT

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> that guy who listens to podcasts during his workout

>>39271274
Oh shit anon that may be me lowkey.

>>39288314
It me

>>39272170 MODS

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SAUNA SUIT GUY

SAUNA SUIT GUY

>>39288872
One of my friends listens to almost nothing but anti-feminist podcasts when working out.

I don't know if he's either going to use it as momentum to not give a shit about women and slay some pussy or if he's going to wind up shooting someone.

I fear that the latter is more likely.

>>39268584
Literal spit take

>that asian twink who comes in the gym in the same basketball shorts and squats 3.5 plts every fucking day

>>39268580
>the Asian manlets at the gym that wear beanies and only do bench, squat, and sumo

What's wrong with this you fucking dyel, you already said this in the last thread

>>39278701
That's actually impressive. Wtf?

>>39290020

sounds like a MGTOW,

he's going to become a successful fit businessman and dont give a shit about women

>>39290020
Introduce him to people like Varg and The Golden One. MGTOW fucking sucks and will only contribute the the downfall of western society.

>>39269446
>>39273434
kek

>>39268584
>squatting jeans
Is this a thing

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>>39270350

>>39278950
same lmao

>>39271698
I train my foremars like everyday man, but all i can handle is 100kg for 2 or 3 reps... after that i strip and lift until 160 kg plz

>the swole old bald guy who wears a bandana and never talks to anyone

>>39291768
Personally, I much prefer squatting jorts.

>>39269377
>>39269659
>>39270326
Does 3 plate signify 3 on EACH SIDE, or does it mean 3 TOTAL?
not trolling just asking

>>39270370
As long as you bring a bottle and aren't going to the fountain between sets i don't mind

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>>39270350

>>39292032
The way we/the internet use the terminology, it means each side.

>>39279046
das me

>>39281873
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aMD6oarTWA

>the group of Asians that always come in late at night for some reason.

>That slightly obese Indian guy that only does squats while grunting really loud and his form is shit.

>That one guy that uses 3 different machines at the same time

>That one roided guy that takes his shirt off at random and starts to check his abs in the mirror.

>>39269377
It is. It would be above advanced for my weight accordingly to symmetric strength standards.

>The guy who has been going for 2 years and you have seen his journey through correcting his form and getting progressively stronger and bigger
Dunno why i love seeing this

>that nigger who wears fashion clothes and hightop wrestling shoes and a cap. Beats by dre blasting on full volume so you can hear his techno across the gym

>grunts like the fucking monkey he is every single rep no matter the weight, even the little warm up he does

>grunts like a fucking gorilla on """"heavy"""" sets of 65kg bench, so heavy that he lifts with his entire body, literally only thing that touches the bench is his shoulders

>heard him talking with a friend about how he cant focus when there are girls in the gym, even ugly ones

>doing crazy amounts of super sets

>despite his stereotype he doesnt even roid, havent gotten any bigger or stronger in almost a year now

>sometimes he does stupid shit exclusively because there is a hot girl, seen him walk into the squatting area only one time. he squatted like 40kg and slammed the weight into the rack so hard it sounded like the apocalypse, he somehow thinks girls get turned on there more noise you make, i dont know

>>39292924
>that one guy that uses 3 different machines at the same time
>one
every day is leg day. catch up.

>>39290020
is his name patrick bateman by any chance?

>>39293074
I know this guy
except he's white, he's on gear, and he's gotten massive

>>39291978
Squatting nude is fun, that ass crack breeze really takes my mind off the weight

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>That dude with tragic form
>brosplit all the time
>momentum on all the lifts

>still two times bigger than me

>>39292032
It's total, you usually have 2 plates on your dominant side and one on the other

>that middle aged white guy who curls 135 lb in the squat rack
>that guy who you've seen for the past two years and hasn't gotten bigger at all

>>39292032
don't try to lift an unbalanced bar

>Everyone near the dumbbell area seems like a huge tool
>All of the guys you see squatting heavy and DL heavy are friendly

>>39270035
Mine is russian with german descent lmao

>>39291768
>he does not have a pair of levis squatting jeans

are you even trying to make it yo?

>that guy that puts his phone in another bench even though he has pockets

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>>39293185
>that guy who you've seen for the past two years and hasn't gotten bigger at all

>that black guy that looks small but can rep out 225, also smokes a lot of weed

>that alpha old guy with a scar on his face that half reps weights but still looks great at 70

>that hipster fuck with a beard, nicely gelled hair, tattos and always in a bad mood. Also bullies fat people.

>that one guy that says he will cut down to 6% bodyfat peeled, good legs but lots of muscle imbalance in the upperbody. Also smells really bad.

>that annoying cameraman that always films people's sets and points the camera real close to their face.That shit would be annoying as fuck.

>that huge tall roided guy that with a huge gh gut, calls people out for copying with other people. Also has a huge body dysmorphia and a wanted sex offender.

>that guy who is a manlet with 20 inch arms that likes to talk politics also probably uses synthol

>That one hot ripped milf that you stalk and fap to her instagram to

>that huge and strong Ukrainian guy who is very friendly and gives legit good advice on form/routine. He doesnt like to be on camera.

>that fit kinky new member of the gym that recently almost went back to prison

>that huge obese powerlifter that can pull serious numbers, really fun to hang with when drunk. Likes to bring beer to the gym.

>that asian guy that always wears straps wether its wrists elbow or knees,bands and carries a fancy expensive camera gear.

>>39270379
Go back to facebook

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>>39268584
>>39268584
>tfw no squatting jeans, only squatting slacks

>>39273948
I show up in dressed in workout wear why would I waste time changing clothes twice when I will run home and catch a shower afterwards everytime?

>>39282355
>qt
>crackhead

Pick aboslutely only one

>that autistic dude that never talks or and right after he has done his workout he goes home

>those two dyels who are always there together and everyone thinks they are gay

>>39269762
French press?

>>39293873
>that fit kinky new member of the gym that recently almost went back to prison

>went back to prison

i didnt know she was in prison, havnt watched in a while. what happened?

>>39278599
>The guy that is obviously done with his workout but decide to stay an hour longer because he notice a hot girl coming in.

guilty desu

>>39283535
Mine is Hungarian with a 5pl8 squat too. NYC/Brooklyn by any chance?

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>>39293185
>>that guy who you've seen for the past two years and hasn't gotten bigger at all

>tfw thats me

>>39296376

yeah 10 years ago, something involving drugs. Haven't watched in a while as well, but I keep up with their IG accounts.

>>39271315
I got one and he's a DYEL pajeet. Puts up a surprising amount of weight thoigh

>>39288314
>that lady who only comes once every 2 weeks but thinks she's a regular and tells people doing deadlifts not to make noise and then fucks off to the other side of the gym.

>>39268580
>the guy with only one arm who's j00cy af

>the 3 j00cy alpha females with quads of gold

>the douchier version of yourself who stares you down and follows you around the gym trying to low key compete with you.

>>39268580

>3.5 plate deadlifts

I'm so sick of this meme. 3 plate isn't super heavy or anything but I'd bet good money most of /fit/ struggles with it.

>that fat white kid who lifts to try to stave off depression and feelings of loneliness, all while trying to become something resembling a human

Existence is suffering

>>39273519
bellevue?

>>39280182
Please stop giving advice on this board.

>>39270350
Lol, you probably don't have the grip strength for that because you keep using straps to DL 3.5pl8

>>39271274
this is me but I ATG 155

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>>39291768
i bet you don't squat in sandals either

>>39271746
REEEEEEEEEEE! Every Friday night

>>39274350
Dude, get your diet in check or do some more cardio. You're going to give yourself a fucking hernia

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>>39269966
>tfw they play with the weights more then lift them

>>39294539
>not taking a shower all the way on cold immediately after your workout
Your never gonna make it, bro

>>39276774
Maybe lose the shake weights first

>>39276869
Pic fucken saved.

>>39291768
>he doesnt have a pair of squatting jeans

>>39283541

this holy shit

nobody in these threads ever acknowledges that different gyms have different amount of equipment and above all else who and when they're used

i just imagine dozens of autists take "stealth" pics during one of their fifteen minute SS squat breaks of normal people casually working out with equipment there's no line for ( or alternately, people fucking around and taking their time because an autist is too beta so ask for a turn which they'd gladly oblige)

>>39283601
Me too anon

>that girl that ignores your very existence

>>39283258
hey that's me

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>>39270393
>>I'd definitely bang a muscle-head butch granted she has long hair and is into abusive sex.
>Asphyxiation
>Femdom
>S&M

>>39299797
>implying muscle head butches can handle abusive sex let alone a relatively hard agressive fuck from someone with a large then normal dick
>Implying all of that hardcore talk and agressive bullshit isn't just for show and they become even more submissive then a normal chick in bed needing to be lead around and shown how to do anything
>Implying they aren't even louder and talk dirtier then normal women when they are into it and roleplay is involved
>Implying those cunts aren't all bug fuck crazy and get possessive as fuck, espescially if they get heavily into the Daddy/daughter or Dom/sub thing.

Yeah no.

>>39280301
/pol/ pls go back

>that cute pony-tail girl in the tight lululemons
>who stopped coming to the gym

>that guy who stares at his feet wondering if he scared the pretty, nerdy girl off

(that's me)

>>39291657
>this is what /fit/ actually believes.

>>39291641
Found the Asian in a beanie

>>39291649
Practicing for his Judy Hopps cosplay

>decked from head to toe with UA, Nike, and Rogue gear, legging included
>enters the gym
>first exercise is curls
Every
Time

>that short thick qt i keep catching looking at me but wont talk to me because i look unnapprochable and she is shy

Why are we destined to be apart

>>39293054
>Don't know why I love seeing success

Wat

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>>39271315
he spins and clap
he spins and clap
than do the twist with his elbows while walking slowly backwards

There's this one 5'4 fatass in my gym that always wears cargo shorts, an oversized polo shirt, and a baseball cap. He speed walks everywhere and does Smith machine bench and walks out.

>>39270370
Same here, I get thirsty from sweating

>>39300547
1. She prolly has a bf.
2. Stop looking unapproachable like some beta creep.
3. Quit /r9krying/ here

>>39300780
1. maybe
2. i cant i have resting bitch face and fuck off headphones
3. why do you hate love anon

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>>39271274
>tfw that's me except 225