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Anonymous
2016-10-30 20:23:04 Post No. 39263703
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Anonymous 2016-10-30 20:23:04 Post No. 39263703 [Report]
I've been eating Vaseline to distract myself from eating
Did I fuck up.my cut?
I thought it was 0 calories
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Anonymous 2016-10-30 20:28:58 Post No.39263761
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Anonymous 2016-10-30 20:28:58 Post No.39263761 [Report]
Pls include me in screencap
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Anonymous 2016-10-30 20:29:26 Post No.39263768
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Anonymous 2016-10-30 20:29:26 Post No.39263768 [Report]
>>39263761
I'm srs
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Anonymous 2016-10-30 20:39:59 Post No.39263871
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Anonymous 2016-10-30 20:39:59 Post No.39263871 [Report]
>>39263703
The creator of Vaseline swore that you should eat a spoonful a day to ensure longevity, so you should be fine. Probably not too many calories if any
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Anonymous 2016-10-30 20:41:24 Post No.39263888
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Anonymous 2016-10-30 20:41:24 Post No.39263888 [Report]
>>39263871
Looked into it, 10 calories in a tablespoon
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Anonymous 2016-10-30 21:54:50 Post No.39264630
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>>39263703
>Not eating cardboard for that sweet cellulose fiber, not going to make it bro
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Anonymous 2016-10-30 21:57:11 Post No.39264662
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Never Change /fit/ never change.
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Anonymous 2016-10-30 22:02:54 Post No.39264713
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Anonymous 2016-10-30 22:02:54 Post No.39264713 [Report]
>>39264630
>>39264662
This wasn't meant as a joke I'm a fat fuck rn
Idk if should purge or not
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Anonymous 2016-10-30 22:05:45 Post No.39264738
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>>39263703
It's only 0 calories if taken rectally. Have a gym buddy do it for you. Preferably by using his dick to transport the vaseline into your ass
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Anonymous 2016-10-30 22:12:11 Post No.39264794
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4 TUBS C'MON
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Anonymous 2016-10-30 22:18:57 Post No.39264878
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Anonymous 2016-10-30 22:18:57 Post No.39264878 [Report]
>>39264738
But senpai, can't OP use a squat plug for the same effect?
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Anonymous 2016-10-30 22:22:15 Post No.39264916
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Anonymous 2016-10-30 22:22:15 Post No.39264916 [Report]
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Vaseline for breakfast, lunch and dinner lads
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Anonymous 2016-10-30 22:22:27 Post No.39264918
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Anonymous 2016-10-30 22:22:27 Post No.39264918 [Report]
>not vaporub

pleb
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Anonymous 2016-10-30 22:39:42 Post No.39265092
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Anonymous 2016-10-30 22:39:42 Post No.39265092 [Report]
I should have posted this on reddit instead
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Anonymous 2016-10-30 22:41:19 Post No.39265105
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Anonymous 2016-10-30 22:41:19 Post No.39265105 [Report]
>>39263703
Why is that picture so fucking big
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Anonymous 2016-10-30 22:50:48 Post No.39265193
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>>39265092
I think you should do this instead.
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Anonymous 2016-10-30 23:04:48 Post No.39265348
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Anonymous 2016-10-30 23:04:48 Post No.39265348 [Report]
>>39264738
I took it orally
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Anonymous 2016-10-30 23:18:02 Post No.39265492
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Anonymous 2016-10-30 23:18:02 Post No.39265492 [Report]
>>39264794
Underrated
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Anonymous 2016-10-30 23:43:08 Post No.39265734
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>>39263703
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Anonymous 2016-10-31 01:49:21 Post No.39266885
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Anonymous 2016-10-31 01:49:21 Post No.39266885 [Report]
The first tub of the day
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Anonymous 2016-10-31 05:33:34 Post No.39268417
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>>39263703
Severe Mental Retardation: The Post
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Anonymous 2016-10-31 05:42:58 Post No.39268469
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Anonymous 2016-10-31 05:42:58 Post No.39268469 [Report]
>>39265348
I bet you did, you filthy whore
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Anonymous 2016-10-31 07:45:39 Post No.39269175
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Anonymous 2016-10-31 07:45:39 Post No.39269175 [Report]
Celery you fucking nonce. Also screen cap
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Anonymous 2016-10-31 07:58:55 Post No.39269239
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Anonymous 2016-10-31 07:58:55 Post No.39269239 [Report]
>not eating a spoonful of vaseline with every meal for easy smooth shits
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Anonymous 2016-10-31 10:37:14 Post No.39270057
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>>39269239
if this this worked I swear I would do it just to balance the creatine I freebase
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