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>Saturday night gym is deserted
>Re racking plates after dead lifts
>Everything is put in place nice and tidy
>Oh fuck there is a missing plate
>start freaking out at this point looking everywhere
>...wait a min
>look up
>FUCK
and that's boys is how I got concussion
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Wut
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How was a missing plate above you?
How do you deadlift one handed?
How do your gfs farts smell?
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>>39259419
Yeah hovering plates suck. What's pain medication like for amputations?
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>>39259419
iktfb.
>be me at gym late at night
>doing cables flys for them chest gains.
>finish last set, super sweaty.
>go to release cables gently to not slam the weights.
>place the right cable donw slowly.
>go to do the same to the left cable, but it missing from my hand.
>freak out. It was just in my hand a second ago!
>search the floor and find nothing.
>....wait a minute
>turn around
>SMACK!
>mfw
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>>39259419
shit! get well soon. fuck I hate hitting my head at the gym on things.
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upside down deadlifts are dangerous.
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>>39259419
Pic related OP
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>>39259419
>In the gym doing cardio (helps with cut)
>Look around
>Realize one of the treadmills are missing
>Start freaking out and begin checking everywhere
>No where to be found
>...wait a minute
>Look up
>Fuck
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>>39259419
where the do you live ? fucking looney tunes ?
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>>39259419
>concussion
Shit, I thought you didn't have a right arm
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>>39259419
>OP
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>Halloween night gym is spooky
>getting water from the vending unit
>Oh fuck it's out of stock
>start freaking out at this point looking everywhere
>...wait a min
>look up
>FUCK
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>overhead deadlifts
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> enjoying late Saturday pump session
>mirin self in the mirror
>notice some finger prints blocking the view of my gains
>head to the cleaning station
>windex bottle is empty
>frantically search for more cleaner before I lose my pump
>look up
>it's not there.
Why would they ever keep it on the ceiling?
*windex teleports behind me*
>"nothing personal kid"
I don't even remember coming home, but I woke up tucked nicely in my bed
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