who's staying home on halloween? and why? >don't

me because
>don't have a social life
this

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>don't have a social life
likewise

>>39249988
got sloppy drunk last night got into a fight, not gonna drink for a while

Gonna dress as a gopnik for my Russian class for extra credit.

>>39249988

Me because

A) I don't seek social validation from the proletariat
B) already gf

If u party on Halloween to fuck bitches more power amigo

If you're a delusional numale who puts thought and or effort into dressing up just Kys

Country doesnt know what Halloween is so their is no need to go out

>>39249988
i work on tuesday, so i'm not going out.

>>39249988
I'm sick :(

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Adults don't celebrate Halloween here besides taking their kids trick-or-treating.

Where the fuck are you faggots that Halloween is holiday of partying?

>>39250192
hhaha, kek, you lucky dog. I am a russian who grew up in a foreign nation, who never had the chance for this and from time to time I am thinking of coming out of the closet (to that of a gopnic), and just purchasing an adidad suit, with one of them weird caps, some sunflower seeds and just trying to squat somewhere while speaking angry russian at passerbies.

my blood, it calls for me.

Me ebcause I don't like going out

I refuse to contribute to the further Americanization of my country and our culture.

>going out tonight with friends for club halloween night

>spending the 31st with gf watching horror movies

>tfw hate my existence

have fun lifting for me ;_;

>>39250261
>inb4 but muh samhain

Halloween as it exists today is an entirely American invention.

>>39250230
What foreign nation?

>>39250343
netherlands, I intergrated pretty well. Even have most of the dutch values, but some days I just look at the russians still in the homelands squatting and playing hard bass, or just being generally brutish, and I wish to be one of them, because I am jelly.

>>39250356
I figured I'd be squatting on my desk blaring hardbass when the professor comes in. My friend is planning to do the same so I won't look too autistic. Are sun flower seeds a must have?

No friends. Gf is stuck working. Gonna sit on the stoop with a mask on handing out candy.

>>39250356
Fuark being a gopnik sounds so fun

>going to go see mum and maybe some friends afterwards
>wife busy all day until 10pm so no point trying to make time
alas, woe is me

>>39250315
It would be foreign folklore bullshit either way

>>39250370
Kinda, but I think you can alternate between them, and some booze, preferably strong vodka. Dont forget the weird dress shoes and the weird hat with it as well.

also listen to these to get into the mood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ha0AiIqLEss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qC2vAqTE2E

(though I kinda wonder about the russian hardbass scene, these things are just kinda basic I think)

>>39250393
Would one of us having a black eye fit the stereotype even more?

>>39250379
Yea it does, as I am getting more muscle, and more test, more of it starts to feel appealing to me. The cold climate probably prompts russians to be gopnics without having above average amount of muscle mass.

>>39250434
Yes, that would make it look more authentic I think.

God, I wish I was there with you anon. I could even shout russian profanities with you.

I wish you were here too. We'll probably just be squatting saying cyкa и пиздeц или иди нa хyй until we look autistic

>>39250287
Im gonna lift hard for you anon

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>>39249988
Me because I got knee surgery a few days ago and I am unable to walk further than 10 meters.

Gonna order some food, pizza most likely, and grind World of Warships until late at night, then fall into a depressive coma of sorts while I ponder my life choices.

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I got invited to several parties, but I'm also behind on a lot of homework and have to work for a good chunk of the day. I might have to stay in just to get everything done.

are none of you fuckers employed?

is anyone employed? Am I the only one on earth still working? Literally everyone I know is gonna be out partying, how the fuck do these shitlords pay their bills? All over snapchat its fucking party party party every night. Jesus christ.

Daddys money days when.

>>39250557
I'm a student, so no I'm not working yet.
>yes parents are paying for my university

>>39250219
College

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>no social life
>poor
>live in bumfuck nowhere
>ugly

>>39250557
Companies have Halloween parties too, bro (assuming your company is big enough to have culture), we just have them on Thursday or Friday night instead of the weekends, from 7pm to 9 or 10pm instead of past midnight, and we drink / socialize responsibly instead of hoping to finger bang some drunk 19 year old. Everyone still dresses up though

It's just what happens when you get older; people get into long term relationships, lose interest in hard parties, and sloots and Chads who can't act appropriately at company events get fired.

Pious Christian man reporting

I stay in every year

>>39250557

>implying it costs that much to party

I work and go to school, it's not that difficult to party late at night at someone's house and wake up early the next morning.

>>39249988
Girlfriend and I are staying home because I'd rather spend time with her than go out and get fucked. Also I have an aircraft flight mechanics exam in two days I really need to study for. Life of an aerospace engineer.

Even if I had a social life I have various exams so I can't do much.

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How long has it been since you guys hugged a girl?

(family doesn't count)

>>39250379
If you're meaning real life and not just pretend for lolz, but just in Russia I think it isn't.
At least in my parts of Slavlands (Poland). They basically cultural equivalent of black thugs in US.

>>39250764
Some time in august I think

I don't know why I can't make friends at school.

>>39250764
in march i kissed on, does that count to?

>>39249988
nice dub dubs (kek is with you)

I've been doing homebrew stuff on my vita for the past few days so I'm probably going to do more of that. I also have to work tonight so my weekend is actually pretty busy!

>>39250764
never
and thats including family

I have class on Halloween till 9. I usually get home at about 10. What a joke. Before that, I work all day. The next day I'll have to open so Ill have to go to bed early.

Fuck this guys. Full time work isnt as bad as I thought it was going to be, but mixed with class and homework Im getting burnt out.

>>39250764
March. Whew.

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>>39249988
Was finally invited to a Halloween party at a girl apartment, friends told me to go as Clark Kent because I'm the "jacked" dude in my social circle. I'm genuily Happy /fit/. We are all gonna make it.

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>>39251056
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET A SOCIAL CIRCLE REEEEEEEEe

asking for a friend of course

>>39250764
Thursday, I went to college and said hi to some friends. Yesterday no Uni and today I have a halloween party so I guess I'll hug somebody there.

>>39250764
Man...why'd you have to ask that? I didn't realize it had been over a year until just now. Why can't I be allowed to forget about how lonely I am?

>>39250198
Poo in the loo detected

>>39249988
Are you a male over the age of 12? Do you want to wear a costume?

If you answered 'yes' to both these questions please kys.

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fuck guys should I go to the party

I'm so nervous this is like the first social event I've ever been to

I don't know what to do

All these butt hurt losers posting things like

>Halloween is for children
>my values don't align with Halloween
>if you like having fun kys

Why can't you all just admit that you have no fun friends and no one to get dressed up with? If you put as much effort into other parts of your life as you do with these excuses then maybe you'd be going to a Halloween party tonight instead of sitting alone posting on 4chinz.

>>39251436
Of course you should go, anon.

Don't be nervous, just think of it like practice.

>>39249988
>be me
>no social life
>work, gym, home
>good looking though, have a couple girls interested and flirting at every opportunity at all times
>............

So yeah, I'm assuming I'll be home alone this halloween.

>>39249988
I gotta pack cuz I'm flying to japan the next morning.

>>39249988
halloween isnt a thing where i live anyway

i literally made out with a sloot who hooked up with 4 other guys that night.


I feel disgusted and ashamed

I am broke af and saving my money for when my personal sloot arrives from the US next week. Hopefully she will be worth the sacrifice.

>>39250287
>bemoaning a rest day

Ehh, tee bee aych my muscles swell the most after a rest day (or two). This week I did 5 straight days of intense ~40 minutes in the gym after work, a mix of weight machines, dumbells and barbells. I'm not touching a thing this weekend, gonna bank two days of growth whilst I eat about 1000 calories above my TDEE both days. Going to be noice and swole and eager for the gym on monday, can't wait senpai.

>>39250764
7 years

Thanks for reminding me

>>39250764
June 15th, 2011.

>>39250764
Monday, thanks Tinder.

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>>39249988

Im fucking sick, I already missed 2 halloween parties and I cant even go to the motherfucking gym

>unironically watches Nadeshot

any costume ideas for not sweating too much in a club?

>>39251910
Pre-roid Zyzz

Anyone here planning on getting some candy to commence winter bulk? I've been cutting for the last couple of months and feel like cheating on Halloween

>>39250809
wait till you get a job, its near impossible

>>39250764
In march I think, fucked amp chick

>>39250261
What the fuck are you even talking about?

>>39251996
I never had a candy since the last year even though I'm bulking hard. Stay strong anon

>>39251996

Candy is like the worst bulking food ever, if not the worst food in general. It has no nutritional value whatsoever

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>>39251679
>>39251703

fucking hell
How?

>>39250381
>wife is busy until 10pm
Do I even need to say it

>>39250747
Let me guess, florida? You fucking indians are the worst. Can't wait for Trump to deport you all. MAGA

>>39252053
I am not desirable.

Playing rugby last week...score try. Get tackled as I score...break ankle. Fwb is coming to look after me and cook dinner.

>>39252065
KEK

this is why I cant leave fit

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>Don't have a social life absolutely 0 friends but cat

How did I fuck up so hard in life?

>>39251505
Said the neckbeard on the malaysian fish farming website

>>39252077
Are you ugly? I'm pretty ugly, but I still get hugs from some girls.......I think they just feel bad for me, but i don't care. I still enjoy being touched by the opposite sex.

>>39252053
I avoid women when possible, im super serious and Id imagine I scare them, im 6'3 with resting bitch face

>>39252093

Lets swap lives.

I want to be there, I have friends who want to hang out all the time, even a nice girl that wants to come over to chill.

But I keep saying no or cancelling my plans, I just want to be left alone, I dont want to deal with people and their bullshit. I just want to focus on my goals

>>39252102
I'm ugly, yeah.

I'm a Saami so I look like a blonde/blue Asian Hybrid.

>>39250764
last month at a fitness expo. :D felt good still enjoying the memory of it..

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>>39250764
12.5 hours ago
>tfw qt3.14 grill I have a crush on also likes me
>tfw making it

>>39251436
Go. Even just to say you did it but you can leave early if you want to as well.

I'm going to a large Dia De Los Muertos party tonight. I'm basically getting drunk with a bunch of Mexican gang members.

>>39252139

So you fall in love
So you end up in a relationship
So you want to spend the rest of your life with her
So you dedicate everything to make her happy
Then she leaves you
And so you'll end up crying on /fit/
Saying that lifting is the only reason you havent killed yourself yet

Dont mind me just projecting the bullshit of my life on anybody that likes a girl

I'm between friends groups, leaving behind quite a few losers and sjw types, making some new and better friends with similar goals.
Both sets invited me to their party tonight.
Awkward.

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>>39252151
>Mexican gang members.

Top kike
You're gonna get your head cut off with a chainsaw, buddy.

at least cum inside a spanish girl before you die, man.

>>39250219
>Oldfag still spending time on a mongolian rug trading forum
>college kids going out on halloween

Fuck off gramps

>>39250764
What about distant relatives?

To everyone ITT going out for the first time, some quick pointers:

1. DO NOT DRINK TOO MUCH
This has been the downfall of many a social outcasts. They try to make up not going out as much by drinking an inordinate amount of alcohol, and it always ends with them ruining their night. Drink, but don't get plastered. We all know when you get offered that "one more drink" that will send you over the edge. Don't do it

2. Please dance
Unless you're in a black club nobody will care if you're a white dude looking afool while dancing. Get weird, make your own style and don't be afraid to flaunt it. People laughing at you? Who cares, you're there to have fun, and if you're having fun it doesn't matter

3. Make small talk, but don't get too detailed on your hobbies
Nobody cares about what anime you watch at a normie party. If someone asked specifically about the hobby you like (e.g., what's your favorite anime?) go HAM but don't start that conversation

(Cont because idk the post size limit)

>tfw spending the day with my qt "lesbian" friend

i keep forgetting to buy condoms

>>39252256
pls dont rape a lesbian anon

>>39252256
The last box o condoms that I bought I tossed out because they expired.

>>39249988
It's diwali.

>>39252241
4. If you're going to dress up go as something normies will recognize
For instance, last year I went as a circa 1880's strongman and got tons of mores despite not being that swole. My friend went as Rorschach from watchmen and didn't dance with a single girl

5. If you get denied don't take it personal
It's been said before and I'll say it again. You'll get denied by 100 girls before you find one that's interested. Don't take it personally, and move on. Yeah it sucks but if you act all mopey because the second girl you talked to made up a vague excuse and disappeared, you'll just be a sadcunt and you'll kill the mood. Coincidentally, this can lead back to rule number 1 and you'll drink heavily to make up for the pain

6. Bail if you have to, but experience is good
Lame party? Nobody at the club? Stick around for a bit and get used to social interaction. People who say it's easy to "just be yourself" got lucky and rolled 18's for charisma at character creation. For us, it takes time and practice to get good at talking. But if you aren't having fun, if you're breaking other rules, don't force yourself to stay. Having alone time is important too

7. Don't have any regrets
This was my biggest problem. My biggest pains are opportunities I didn't embrace. Every time I thought "should I dance with her? I think it's a bad idea" and then did it anyways, I never regretted it. Often I got denied but when I hit lucky, it makes it all worth it

8. Don't expect sex
One night stand hookups ar parties are rare for a reason. Don't go in with high expectations for fucking a drunk sloot, and you won't be disappointed when it doesn't happen. But if it does, you'll feel exhilarated

>>39249988
i have no friends m8
i dont even lift anymore what the hell am i doing here

>>39249988

i'm 31, stopped getting shitfaced every weekend ages ago, Halloween is for the younglings

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>>39252401
Nigga I'm 43 and I still party with high school kids. They think its pretty cool that a guy like me could still get fucked up lol. I'm going to a part in a few hours and I'm thinking about fucking my daughters best friends lol. They;re both 18, so its all good lol .Also this will piss off the wife and I'll be able to get my dick wet in some fresh yung pussy lol.

tldr; don't let you age stop you from having fun, nigs

>>39252271
she might be bi

if she's not, i wont try anything

>>39252282
how long do they even last?
ill just buy 2 or 3 individuallly if i can

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>>39252107
You sound like my ex. He was a good hugger even though he had resting serial killer face. Sometimes wish we could cuddle and kiss again. Also anon, as a short girl I prefer hugs from taller guys because they can really envelope you with their bodies and make you feel so warm and loved.

>>39252757
N O R F O L K
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>>39252757
D-dont do this to me

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>>39249988
>invited to multiple parties
>tons of sloots going to all
>have social anxiety up the wazoo and have literally stopped 3 feet from the door while trying to attend previous parties to just sprint away hoping no one witnessed me running

>>39250764
2 months ago or something?
I was out with some friends and someones gf was with us

I guess you greet females with hugs here? I dont see why it is such a big deal for you americans

>tfw KV

>>39252757
h-how tall are you?

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>>39252803
Iktf, anon. After he broke up with me I was destroyed for like a month. Would cry like every other day. It was so bad. Recently haven't been having many feels for him, even met someone else who I really like and really thought I was over him, but he has been in my dream last night and the night before that. Haven't spoken to him in over a month and haven't seen him around campus that much lately, so I thought I was good, but then these fucking dreams started.

>>39252805
Get away from your current environment and find positive people

My social anxiety magically disappeared when I got away from my shitty parents who never smiled, never had anything positive to say and spent all their time together arguing

I also had to go on meds when I was younger. They might have been the crutch I needed to get outside in the first place. Then I came off them when I had exposed myself to enough social situations that it wasn't a big deal anymore.

So first try a new environment and new people, then try meds.

>>39252854
5 feet. Am I a womanlet?

>>39252171
would make questionably white children with TEE BEE AYCH

>>39250764
Today. In a platonic way. Just like with the other girl on Thursday. [spoiler]I have basically zero social life and am a kv[/spoiler]

>>39249988
I'm taking a coworker's shift because I'm about making that money

>>39252866
>5 feet
DALLAS
A
L
L
A
S

no you're perfect. Might create manlet babies tho :(

>>39252866
yes, although thats not as bad as it is for males

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>>39252886
Aw thanks anon, that's so sweet. Sorry I'm not in Dallas

>>39251330
>not wanting to go to a frat party showing your gains in an awesome costume
>not wanting to interact with hot girls in slutty costumes
not gonna make it famalang

>>39252856
You don't know the feel of growing up with two miserable excuses of parents, one a tyrant with BPD and another a schizo who was too drugged out on antidepressants to give a shit about me. You don't know the feel of never experiencing human intimacy. You don't know the feel of sitting on your own in school everyday for 7 years. You don't know the feel of feeling like you are physically, emotionally and mentally repulsive to everyone you meet. You don't know the feel of trying 5 different types of antidepressant medication before the age of 18, of going to counseling, trying CBT, and nothing fucking working.

Your boyfriend broke up with you and you were a little sad for a month.

You will never know the soul crushing misery and loneliness that I feel.

>>39252905
I wish I had a small gf who loves memes.
C-can you post your body? Just blur the face, p-please.

>>39252936
I will hug yo until you don't feel lonely anymore, anon.

>>39252945
Top kek. I have such an extensive collection of rare pepes. Also I'm too shy to post body. I'm skinny (5 ft 105 lbs), but soft as fuck.

>>39252977
...Detroit?

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>>39252986
No sorry, anon.

>>39249988
I thought that was esmeralda

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>>39253020
>tfw there's never a femlet looking for a skelly-going-on-otter man in Detroit.

>>39252977
fug. 10/10

>>39253082
I'm sorry :(

>>39253116
Hey thanks, anon!
A T L A N T A
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>>39252107

>>39252952
>tee hee ill hug you anon!
>we will never meet, we are two anonymous posters on a Hungarian knitting forum
>ill just mock him anyway

I knew women were ruthless but damn

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>>39253145
It's ok mang.

>>39252123
Well, as long as you really are focusing on your goals and making daily progress towards their achievement, then that's cool. Just don't use poorly-formed goals as an excuse to be alone.

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>>39253118
Not your fault.

There's a cute femlet at my gym (kinda nerdy looking, probably comes here) but she doesn't see me.

>>39253145
We'll I would hug him if we were in the same place

>>39253167
GTFO attention whore

>>39253184
Jeez I was just trying to say I was there for him even if I can't physically be.

>>39250356
Same here, man. I integrated well into mid-western USA, hardworking individual that still has my roots back in the motherland.

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Who else here is really sad they have no social life yet they do everything in their power not to have one because the second you do, you just want to be alone again?

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>>39253215
this

made many friends since I'm in uni but 90% of the time when they invite me to do stuff I'd rather be alone. Then when I'm alone I feel fucking bad though

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>>39253215
I'm actually kinda scared to make friends now. I tend to get way too attached to people and it really fucks me up at the end. A lot of my friends have moved away and have started their own lives with out me in the picture. I'm losing more and more friends each year.

>>39250764
i have fucked two different girls this week, and got off with two others, just what the fuck kind of company do i have on this website?; i think i've outgrown this place, and turning back into a normal person thanks to university has shown me that

>>39253130
I'm ATLANTA too

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>>39253297
Wtf let's cuddle,anon.

>>39253215
>have no friends
>feel bad for having no friends
>start trying to have friends
>make some friends
>fuck things up
>either isolate myself or get isolated
>get upset with them and myself
>dont want friends
>have no friends
>feel bad for having no friends
>...

It just happened again. In fact the isolation happened today.

I feel pretty shit.

>>39253323
Not actual >inner city I live in Lawrenceville. :(

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I'm a bit of a wet blanket at parties. Usually, I'll just sit in the corner slowly nursing a beer and puffing on a cig wishing I was someplace else. I don't want to inflict my downer personality on normies, and I'd rather be at home anyway. Maybe I'll go for a walk downtown or something. Maybe I'll go to the gym.

>>39253215
I just really dislike most people, yet I dont want to be alone.

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>>39249988

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>>39249988
>>39250094
>>39250105
>>39250131
>>39250603
>>39250969
>>39251185
>>39251679
>>39252093

>>39250764
10 or so hours ago. I can't believe you guys go so long without female contact

>>39253377
>>39253297

404 reporting in. I can never find my house.

>>39250764
Never
>tfw khv
>tfw I deserve it for being DYEL

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The only social life I have is on the internet

I went out last night, once a week is more than enough for me desu.

I have no friends.

>Tried to find someone, anyone to go watch the Wings' game with me at the bar tonight.

>No one responded.

Just going to listen to it on 97.1 while I shitpost.

>>39250764
almost a week

>>39249988
I'll probably. I have a social life (not a very big one but hey) but I can't stand that kind of nights. Everyone just gets obsessed about that night in particular being the shit and having to party the hardest and get the most drunk. In the end it ends up being overrated shit. I'd rather just grab a casual beer some normal day and have a talk.

>>39250764
About 5 hours. How does one go that long without fucking? I'm a fat asperg and as long as you really want to fuck and have a tiny amount of confidence you will. Maybe not with your perfect fantasy girl but you'll get your dick wet.

>>39254805
>maybe not with your perfect fantasy girl but you'll get your dick wet.

Plenty of virgins simply have high standards.

>>39254901
Nah, I'm not talking fuck a whale just to lose your V-card. I'm talking fucking girls you find desirable, only not on the level of the porn models you jerk off to every day.

I think the virginity epidemic has more to do with self-defeat. Getting laid requires a basic level of effort and knowledge. Most aspergs prefer to believe they're not getting laid because they're too fat/short/autistic/intelligent because it's more convenient that accepting that you could get laid if you worked on it, then doing it. Learning new things and facing new experiences is too much for some people.

>>39252093
>cat
>he has a loyal furry companion

I miss having a cat. They all had their own unique personalities and likes/dislikes, animals are really just little furry people to you if you've been around them for long enough, and it unironically triggers me when people refer to them as "it" instead of "him" or "her".

>>39252162
All that love and pain shit is the reason we keep coming back to 3D, famalanian.

t. a fellow pussyclot like yourself whom seeks to avoid pain and disappointment by not partaking in life

>>39252093
You know how you fucked up. Analyze it and try again. Fitness is about persistence, life is too. You have to get on your feet again and again. Only thing you have to do is learn for your mistakes, don't get trapped in a cycle of doing the same shit all over again even though you know it doesn't work.

>>39249988
Because it's a fucking Monday, I'm not a degenerate.

>>39252444
Nice trips man, Kek seems to endorse your seemingly otherwise questionable message.

>>39252866
Petite women are adorable, it's the opposite for women and men, short men struggle and tall women alike.

For a woman being a lanklet is just as tough as it is for a guy as a manlet.

>>39255056
Not true. I find very short women disturbing and not fuckable. I'd say my absolute minimum would be like 6 inches below my height.

>>39255099
I'd be afraid to make children with them because if I had a boy he might end up as a turbo-manlet if his mother is really short. But just for cuddling/fucking, they're great.

>>39250764
I got pity hugged once by a drunk chick I knew back in high school who made out with all my friends, if that counts

>>39255118
IDK man. I'd feel like I was fucking a kid.

>i just want to be left alone on most days, but that might be because i am afraid of where my life is going

>>39250728
My man. :)

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>>39249988
Had a panic attack last night cause I was going to go out but my mom drank all throughout my childhood so I couldn't handle it. My girlfriend had been asking me to go out with her for a long ass time, pretty much telling me that she couldn't be with me if I didn't go out with her. I was gonna go out tonight but she said she wants some time off and doesn't want me to rush things in terms of me drinking.

She's the one who rushed me in the first place.

>>39255140
Part of the allure for me is that I can go relatively deeper into her with my 7"er, had to go easy on a few girls under say 5'2" due to this. Turns me on when you have to fuck them gently because your dick is relatively large for them.

kek

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>live in uni halls
>somehow dont manage to get invited to a party
should have made some friends during move in day

>>39250219
Northern México

>>39255252
hahah yeah totally dude those things totally happened lol

>>39254805
but anon. this party is where youll meet a girl who doesnt wanna be there either

>>39250764
My gf left about 25 mins ago, so then I guess

>>39249988
>implying I won't be studying for a biochem II test that I have on Tuesday
>implying I'm not 15% bf right now from bulk
>implying I would have anything to do anyway...

>>39255308
......what is so unbelievable about me having sex with short women and having to watch my thrusts so I didn't hit their cervix too hard?

>semi-regular sex seems unbelievable to virgin betas

EYE LAH MAO.

Literally just be attractive.

>>39250764
About 20 mins? Choked her and fucked her till she came and then blew a load inside of her first though. She told me after she was drifting in and out of consciousness the whole time and loved it. Embrace the gains, /fit/.

me because I need a rest day

>>39255402
mmm tell me more stud let me jerk off to this

>>39251996
me. I never ever eat candy but im gonna get some of them mini eggs if i can find them.

>>39254681
>>39254681
Huge wings fan from canada here. If i was in detroit i would watch with you :(

Me and the GF are gonna cuddle and watch spooky movies cause we dont really like the club scene.

>>39255502
Scoreless against Boston in the 2nd.

>>39255569
im watching right now

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>>39252036
Not the same anon you were replying to, but pic related.

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BLOGPOST INCOMING:

>was supposed to be going to techno club with gf
>unfortunately we only managed to find one ticket between us
>she said she didn't want to go out if I couldn't come due to her currently being depressed over grandmother having cancer and now possibly her mother also
>told her if she wants me to be there she needs only ask, didn't want to force myself to see her if she needs space
>after hearing this I didn't really feel like going on my own either (which I would normally do cause I love techno) so I just went to the gym, was the only motherfucker there
>to top it all I have an assessed lab report due in less than 24 hours
Did I do the right thing, /fit/? I just feel weird and uncertain right now, like I want to help her but I don't know how and I don't know if she will let me. We have a party on Monday but I'm not sure she will want to go to that either

>>39255598
Tuukka is my distant cousin (as is Pulkkinen strangely enough) so I love the guy, but I wish he'd just miss one already.

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>>39255752
Thats crazy man
>TFW no finish athletic genes

>>39255598
And damnit.

>>39249988
I'm not staying home but I am not going to a halloween party either. If I want to see girls dress up slutty I would go to a rave.

>>39255518
I'm jealous. I wish I was cuddling a girl tonight getting cozy watching netflix.........

>>39255775
I even have a close cousin who plays for Porin Ässät (Kärki).

Never met him.

>>39255411
>Dub Ones of Rest confirm the necessity of rest days for your muscles to really pop

Currently on a well-earned Rest Weekend after 5 straight days of lifting. I have a noice pump going despite doing nothing other than sitting around my apartment eating for the past 36 hours. I can feel my muscles tingling and getting thicker. kek

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I'd go to a halloween party, but none of my 2 friends want to go. This isn't even just halloween, it's every weekend. I don't know what to do...

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I hate being around large groups of people. Especially if they're loud as fuck and obnoxious.

Got invited to 3 different parties and you can bet your fucking ass I'm staying home and playing Skyrim.

>>39255821
Get more friends

>>39255881
Oh, get a friend? Just get a friend? Why don’t I strap on my friend helmet and squeeze down into a friend cannon and fire off into friend land, where friends grow on little freindies?!

>>39255905
Join a club nerd

>>39255905
This desu. Plus my friends are assholes and they always make me clean after them like I'm no smart or something.

>>39255913
any suggestions?`

>>39255921
Whatever you enjoy

Reading, music, video games, sports

There's basically an endless list of things you could go to to meet people and you;re sat there making excuses

Unless you're socially retarded, in which case work on that until you are capable of having friends

>>39250764
don't remember, years at least. :v

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>girl coworker flirts with me all the time
>invites me to go get high with her
>over hear her begging her friend to go with us. Friend tries to tell her to just go by ourselves but gives in
>go and its awkward as fuck. End up leaving after a hit and tell them because i dont want to be late
There went my small window of hope

>>39255942
>I struggle to talk to people
>dude just join a club
>just be confident man

Its like you normies cant seem to understand that If i could make friends in a club I wouldnt need the club in the first place.

>>39255905
Go to the goddamn party and make some.

>>39256060
I have no friends to get invited to a party by,

>>39256077
>>39256057
My point here is similar. People just say go to a party, how if I dont know anyone who can invite me. Just walk up houses and knock on the doors?

I'm back in town for a few more days so it would be nice to but none of my old friends will answer my texts so I'm just gonna stay home.

>>39250764
A couple months.

Haven't kissed someone in almost three years though.

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>>39255056
Thanks, anon!

>>39256099
I too love short women.

Best sex I ever had was with a 4'11" chick with DDs. She wasnt fat though... Just really busty petite.

I'm going out but I'm probably gonna end up driving around and arguing about what to do with my freinds and maybe laugh when my freinds verbally harass trick or treaters

>>39249988
not much of a social life, currently dog-sitting (a convenient excuse to not have to go out with my super-bummer roomate who sucks going to parties with)

>>39250764
Last week

>>39252171
>mexican
>spanish

>>39252866
It's not as bad for women as it is for men. Just stay in good shape.

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>>39250764
About 3 years

>>39250764
1 month

>>39250261
This.
Death to america.

>tfw skinny fat and a neet
>tfw still going out to party
Going as Starlord, sort of. Wish me luck faggots.

>>39250764
never

there were a couple sloots I remember in my dorm that crawled into my room and tried to hug me but I wriggled free and ran away because I'm probably a big homo

I could go to one if I wanted but I'm at uni and it's pretty far without a car. Also the guy's house it's at is a massive faggot.

>>39249988
Me
Its a Sunday and I have work Monday
I went out to a party last night

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>>39250764
March 27th, when my gf dumped me :-^(

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>>39250764
Maybe 3 and a half hours ago

>>39250764
My mother. That was on January

>>39250764
Got some hugs at my moms funeral the other day.

>>39252757
Pls go I don't need these breakup feels now

>>39257418
Fuck man. I'm sorry to hear that

>>39250603
Worse for me

> no social life
> busy with work
> live in the city
> too fucking autistic to carry a conversation despite seeing tons of people each day
> ulgy
> fat

just kill me

>>39252162
This

Rounding 40, single cause my fiancee left cause one day she woke up and didn't want to be in a relationship. No prospects, no social life.

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I did my costume today already for a convention, I'm not bothering dressing up on Monday. Plus I'm gonna be passing out stuff for Halloween.

I liked this one, she's cute.

>>39250764
Never? maybe Ive engaged in intercorse ut i dont think i hugged her :l

>>39250764
6 years ago in middle school

>>39250094
Thought about watching this episode tonight because it and the organ transplant one are the only things that have ever made me feel any kind of emotion ever

T. Flat effect everyday

I got invited to a party two nights in a row, but I chose not to go because I don't wanna fucking party with burnout community college students.

Thank god this is my last semester, finally going off to real uni.

I just came back from one. Honestly I'd rather not have gone. It was a friends house party and she's really hippy so all her fiends were a bunch of hippies. They were nice, just not a whole lot of common ground. They read feminism novels. I don't. Met 3 cool guys though who were all friends and the only other normal people there, and we all consciously knew that, so I just hung with them most of them time. Snuck out the same time they left.

Overall pretty meh though. Didn't think a single girl there was all that attractive, and the friend who invited me was acting just weird all night.

Sometimes I don't know if I actually do want a social life.

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alright one of my friends from highschool always invites me to her huge birthdays and halloween parties with tons of chicks... but I'm always awkward as fuck, when I talk to people they'll often stop wanting to talk to me after awhile. I think I might still go, the party is still raging and its nearby... but fuck I don't know if I want to deal with the pressure of hanging out with other human beings and not really being close to anyone there. What do /fit/? I'm a beta faggot who is literally no fun at parties.

>>39255686
Just let her know you're there for her no matter what she decides on, anon. It's really all you can do.

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>>39255905

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working halloween night. and every other night after that forever.

>>39250764
Today. If gf doesn't count, yesterday a coworker hugged me.

Me
I had plans but got cancelled
The rest of my friends are in some stupid manga convention

>Went out tonight, friends didn't really let me stay in tonight so I had to show up
>Had a great fucking night with them, but honestly the best part of the night is drinking, smoking weed and laughing/talking with everyone at the party, I rather be alone, but the drinking/weed brought the good side of me out

>>39255905
You got to get out more and just be yourself for once, bascially share the knowledge you have with people, i find what people like to talk about and than the night can go any way. most of you probably know more about fitness and proper weight loss, lifting technique, and programming that you could get by just taking to people once in a while, the hardest part is finding them somewhere out there....

>>39249988
Halloween isn't celebrated in my country :(

>who's staying home on halloween? and why?
I'm German. Between killer clowns, gangsters jumpi9ng on the killer clown bandwagon and Muslim rapefugees, the only reason to go outside at night, maybe even downtown, is if you want a really bad fight with 12+ opponents and the police standing by and looking.

>>39250764
In February, early March I think. And then that was the first time in years

>>39250764
tonight actually, but i dont care about stuff like this

>>39258578
Nonsense. Just admit you don't have any friends.

>>39249988

>stay home on halloween
>have to constantly answer doors to tell kids too stupid to know what having the lights off means to fuck off


Halloween is literally the one night a year where I go out for drinks.

>>39258609
>Nonsense
I'm in Cologne. Any other genius comebacks?

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>>39249988
>invited to two halloween house parties
>on the same night
>tfw it was last night
>tfw had to work
No one has any other plans either

>>39258868
I know that feel my man

>>39258659
Yes, actually go outside instead of holing up in your cave getting brainwashed by the media

>not American

>>39250197
heh i feel sad for you little one

i don't have the energy to go back and tag all of you but
explain this to me
>no social life

how is that possible for so many /fit/?
i am not much of a people person but since i started going to gym i cannot avoid interacting with people.
Literally people will come up and talk to me after seeing me once or twice before. from there all you need to do is just not be a complete autistic edglord

>>39258578
lol pussy

I was going to last night, but I had been working since 5am and fell asleep before I could go out.

I have m8s going out for halloween tonight but I have classes tomorrow morning (and press volume day) so currently trying to debate whether to go out for that.

i could maybe go out on actual halloween itself, but again, i have training and classes the next day, and fuck going out on a monday night out. not even sure anyone i know would be up for it.

>>39258578
just stay in busy areas and avoid refugee areas

not ideal but its not like no mans land in cologne surely

>>39258483
Imagine a guy walking alone into a bar or party and just talking to random people... Exactly..

Because I'm taking a salt bath, scrying in my black mirror, reading tarot cards, burning offerings to my ancestors? It's the Witch's New Year after all...

>>39251436
dont dress up like a spartan/the crow or the hulk and itll be fine

>>39250557
M-F, 8-5 weekday wage slaves party and socialize on weekends since forever, anon.
What's so odd about that?

>>39258940
I have a hard time looking people in the eye and my mind goes blank when someone talks to me. To be honest, I'm sick of these fucking normies who think they know what it's like to be like this. You don't know. If your only help is 'just dont be autistic' you can fuck off.

>>39259257
oh wow. a self pity self diagnosed no confident basement dweller... on 4chan of all places
i am shocked

>>39258483
>just be yourself for once.
Did you just give that advice non-ironically, Norman?

>>39259287
>he is not like me therefor he must be a self pitying fuck

If not bait I suggest you kys

>>39259257
i simply don't talk
and if anyone asks i just say im "shy". they don't need to know everything. it's worked for me more than once.

>>39259312
> I'm sick of these fucking normies who think they know what it's like to be like this

what do you think?

I would like to be at home right now. Stuck at work

>>39259333
Imagine you have hyperthyroidism and can't gain weight. Now imagine my advice was 'I don't get it, how can you not gain weight? The food is there, you just have to eat and not have a thiroiditis!'

Conclusion to this idiotic discussion: it's harder than you think it is because we are not the same. We did not have the same life. Stop trying to diagnose someone over the internet.

>>39250764
I dont really know.
I know for sure I hugged one on the last day of elementary school.
Can't remember any other than that

>>39250764
Hugs are extremely intimate where I'm from

>>39259409
>>39250764
so I guess that makes it 11 years

>>39259375
>'I don't get it, how can you not gain weight? The food is there, you just have to eat it!'
>it will not help anon, i have hyperthyroidism so even if i eat it doesn't work this way
iftfy

if he answered by "i have social anxiety" or any other "answer" would have started an actual conversation. immediately going for insult makes me mock him

also. i have sever BLP but i don't go and start arguments by assuming the person infront of me is trying to be condescending and this is especially hard to do with BLP

>>39258940
read above

>>39259435
SA, autism or aspergers or whatever is implied.

Shyness doesn't make a guy hate himself and struggle socially for 10 years straight. My response was directed at someone who doesn't think SA is a real thing, and they do exists on this board. I believe most of them just want to bait, but some are really oblivious.

>>39250764
Less than 24h

>>39250764
google translate is not helping. what is hug a girl? is it spicy ?

>>39259375
Not that anon but I'd honestly urge them to seek professional help and get better.

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>>39259890

>>39258940
>all you need to do is just not be a complete autistic edglord

I wasn't diagnosed for no reason

>>39259225
One of the worst feelings desu. Funny thing is many people there just don't want to be alone so they get drunk at a party a excuses as for me I think about that all the time. Seems like we are social animals band being alone sucks...

>>39259292
It was a joke actually, frankly desu the issue I have is I don't know who I am or how to present myself most times, what self of myself should I be if I don't know how to "be myself"?

I've got a test to study for that I really gotta do good on.

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>this thread is now a support group

>>39260230
Based

>Oh, dr. Crane, I'm so worried. I'm so worried I'm turning into a cuck. My wife has come home late every night for the past week-and-a-half. Tell me, dr. Crane, what would you do in my position?

>>39260230
>support group


Get drunk with friends last night.
Really super drunk, slept 4 hours now I'm up
Feel like shit and worried about my decisions last night.
Why do I over analyze so much?

>>39260239
stay at work later so she can fuck at the comfort of her own home.
don't be an inconsiderate asshole.

>>39260261
Do I need their permission if I want to watch?

>>39260257
>Why do I over analyze so much?
because you are arriving at the realization that your life is in fact worthless and you are wasting the oxygen that could have been other wise used by more productive individuals of society
there is only one solution out of this situation anon.
>COCAIN

>>39260271
no, but you'll need a doctor's note certifying you to be a complete and utter cuck
please come by office at 17:30

I'm going to a party for the first time of my adult life. Those social gains are finally paying off

>Went out with the lads last night
>Spent some part of the night being left alone and had to get to know the single ladies
>We talked etc..
>I didn't even make an attempt to get to know them, I just talked and we played some games. I should've been nicer during beer pong etc.. and just started to at least ask them their names etc.. oh well guess it was pointless anyway

>>39260195
don't use desu, even ironically for once

>>39260195
>what self of myself should I be if I don't know how to "be myself"?

What do you mean

>>39249988
exams in 6 days.

>5 years of hard work

first thing im going to do after exams is going out and getting wasted

>>39250764
The last time was in spring of 2009, I think. That is around 7,5 years ago.

>>39249988
it's haraam

>>39250219
Wales

>>39249988
I am
> Get upset with gf
> She's already scared bc her mom had recent heart attack
> Can't confront her about it
I'm just not feeling it this weekend

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>Sitting in bed
>Still hungover
>Had a good night though

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>>39255905

>>39256057
The club/group/meetup/etc is a place for shared activities where the burden of conversation is lessened. You don't need to know how to smalltalk because conversation is all directly related to the activity you're all engaged in.
Even something like playing cribbage at the senior center can be practice.
The point is to be in the same room with other humans speaking words to them.

My party jut got cancelled. I'm probably just gonna go chill with my cousin, I guess it could be worst

>>39256530
/r/bustypetite