You're at the gym when a thicc bae asks to work in on your

breh

and i never use machines, do you even lift?

Tell her I really liked Live Prude Girls.

>>39242944
>wearing a dress to the gym
say, "hello, dyel"

"Yeah sure"

>t-thanks, y-you too

>Machine

>>39242944

>machine

i call an ambulance cause she is clearly hallucinating

>>39242944

Ask her how much weight to add to the bar and offer my seat

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>>39243112
M'lady

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>>39242954
This.
Wft, OP? Non-/fit/izen detected.

>>39242944
>machine
"Go for it, I'm not using it"

Same shit I do with anyone who asks to work in, finish my set and let them do theirs, then we do one each after that

You faggots are so insecure

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>>39242944
>'yeah, sure'

And then ignore her and do my sets, because it's my first day at the gym and i don't know what that means.

"Sorry, this machine is made for me and only me, it makes me feels great and be strong. She is my soul and nourishment for the everyday and.....just one more rep"

>>39242944
Tell her that I don't want a fucking AT&T plan

>>39242944
Who's the bae?

>>39242944
huh

source pls

>>39244291
the internet

>>39244303
fuck off fag

>>39242944
>I-I was done a-anyway

>>39244363
no.

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>thicc will never be filtered like senpai

Hiroshimoot pls

>>39242944
She can work my machine anytime, knowwudimsayin

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>>39243886
Milana Vayntrub.

>>39244626
Not her, senpai. That was some random bitch on omegle

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>>39242944
No titty this is my pec fly!

>>39244645

Close enough for me
>tfw no thicc greek woman waiting at home

>>39244415
???????????????????

I ask here "Well it depends. Hav you ever been in a turkish prison?"
Then regadless of her answer I proceed to explain id fine details differences between turkish prison culture and prisons in other countries as I finnish my set.

>>39244626

Fuck Those are nice tits

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>tfw no vampire milana gf

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>tfw you will never wake up to this after a long, unprotected love making session

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>>39242944
>Say her routine is amazing and her results are great and get her blabbing on about her routine and her self and see if this is going anywhere...