Who /asym/metrical here? >left eye different shape from right

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>right foot is flatfooted
>didn't know about it until I started lifting
>right foot experiences pain while walking
>entire left leg is an inch or two lines than the right leg
>left pec is bigger than the right
>left trap is bigger
>discomfort on both sides
>this caused shoulder pains and difficulty sleeping
>basically my whole left side is bigger despite proper for.
>this made me stop lifting due to continuous stalling

Jaw is also larger on the left side, idk why

What do, /fit/?

Google Posture Restoration Institute and read as much as you can, particularly blogs/articles by trainers and therapists who have taken their courses.
Also go to see an orthodontist, you probaby need a splint. I remember after I had bracers I was given a retainer to wear at night and during workouts. If I went more than a week without using it I could feel my jaw going assymetric, but also my posture/spine. Would also begin to feel lethargic. If I went back to wearing the mouth retainer, I would feel more much aligned, but also healthy. Now I lost it and feel like shit.

i'm pretty sure my jaw is larger on one side but it's not that noticeable?
pls help

>core forever fucked for whatever fucking reason

Took pictures, doc said it's no flared but my core sinks in one side

>>39238606
Years and years of masturbating with only my right hand has forever made the left side of my torso longer.

>left asshole tighter than right
excuse me what

>>39238635
Neanderthal genetics. They had huge asymetry to make for better spear-wielding.
What you can do is stop training with a barbell and move to kettlebells and dumbells. This should help both sides develop well but it won't fix your asymetry. It will, however, not fuck you up any further and get you just as jacked if you do it right. Also do Lunges and work the fuck out of your core to protect your spine because different leg lengths cause problems if your core is too weak.

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>>39238777
He's introverted

>>39238606
>left biceps is biggest
>right biceps is strongest

Fucking nonsense, can someone explain this ?

>>39239338
It's for the elusive punch. Make the opponent think that you would punch him with your huge left, then sucker punch him with the right

>>39238812
So it has something to do with me being a Filipino, fuck

If I can't do the main compound bar exercises, what dumbbell exercises do I replace it with?

>>39238812
You just made all of that up

>Broke leg at 11mo old
>never got therapy
>one leg shorter than the other

I swear, everything in my body is asymmetrical, even my eyes aren't aligned

>>39240179
You didn't do any research

>>39238606
>who a normal human here

Everybody is asymmetrical as fuck and once you start noticing you can never ignore it

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>>39238606
is this you OP?

>>39240309
This. Completely symmetrical faces are uncanny valley territory

>>39238606

>right eye is blind and slightly lower since birth
>nose is crooked from literally getting ripped off when I was little
>lip is uneven and doesn't move well on left side because of damage from the nose incident
>right shoulder is significantly lower than left due to wrestling injury
>right arm is significantly more muscled do to therapy for said injury
>left ankle is completely solid do to other wrestling injury I never saw a doctor for

All except the shoulder are actually pretty unnoticeable I guess, because people seem surprised when I point it out. Actually started lifting again to try and even out my body.