>tfw Zyzz has been dead for longer than he was even buff

>>39233500
>>tfw in the time that Zyzz has been resting you've finished college, moved cities, started a career, and been in and out of your longest relationship

nope

NEET then

NEET now

>>39233500
Who is zyzz? Is it a meme?

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>>39233500
Can't believe it's been 5 years breh

>>39233546

Hey, whoa, asshole, whaddya doin, ya cuttin a hole in my bread?

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>tfw when reading about him and feeling motivated nearly half a decade ago
>still a kissless virgin

he lied

>>39233500
>respecting someone who roids and acts like an idiot
Brainlet detected. I bet you like Jersey shore and Donald Trump too.

>>39233597
in fact I do

Zyzz is still with us brahs
Today he guided me with a girl I though I had lost my chance with, I almost pussied out, then I heard Zyzz speak to me and tell me not to be a sad cunt, so I went up to her and made plans to go out
Zyzz is with us, forever and always

>>39233597

>brainlet

That's good, I'm gonna use that one.

>>39233609
Jollylooya peas be up on him

>>39233609
I'm fukken zebra

>tfw you're married but zyzz will never cuck you in a maga hat

>>39233609
>"f-f-femanon, can i ask you a question?"
>(this is never gonna work)
>"FUGG THAT SHIT MANE"
>"who is that?"
>"FUCK MAN! ITS ME! ZZAUNA!"
>"n-no, you left us"
>"SAD CUNT FUCK WOMEN BRO! SICK CUNT! BRAH!"
>"o-ok! I'll do it!"
>"femanon, do you want to go to a movie with me and my friends?"
>"sure anon! Your friend Chad is so cute, will he be there? Does he like me?"
>"she said yes! Thanks Zyzz!"
>"NO PROBLEM BRO SICK CUNTS SAUNAS CUNTS"

>4 years ago

Man i completely forgot about that faggot.

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Despite all the roids he died because of a weak heart.
So much for "we're gonna make it"

>>39233500
>>tfw after this election cycle is over the west is gonna go to war with Russia and China, it will be a horrible time, but at least Zyzz will not have to live through it

I can't wait to kill me sum Russians with a side of Chong

>>39233513
>>39233546
>>39233595
>>39233597
>>39233787
>>39233823
>>39233823
>being sad cunts
>not being sick cunts

Don't cry for me anon, be happy that i got to live on my own terms, very few people in this world are willing to do that.

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>>39233500
>after this election cycle is over the west is gonna go to war with Russia and China, it will be a horrible time, but at least Zyzz will not have to live through it
Motherfucker I don't need these feels

>>39233500
>>39233924
How do I sign up to help the Russo-Chinese Federation?

>>39233992

same. i dont like america

>>39233992
Just start a loud revolution by refusing to fight for your shadow government corporations

>>39233500
/fit/ - Fitness, feelings and bread

>>39234057
Just call it a no homo club

>>39234064
If we added some Gachi then maybe..

>>39233787
n-n-no
I asked her out to lunch next week, alone

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>>39233609

>>39233924

haha the truth in that statement is resonating w/ you

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>>39233992
>>39233992
>>39234012
We'll be sending plumbers to your houses soon.
to
fix the pipes>>39233992