Would you quit working out for the rest of your life if you could

Yes, just for his gun collection.

Don't need to pay bitches to hang around for photo ops. They show up on their own eventually.

no, id rather have my egs and barbels and gains

>>39232398
>waste my life on degeneracy and meaningless hedonism
uh rather not

nah, man, he reminds me of rich keemstar.

>>39232398

Give up lifting to be emotionally dependant on my instagram following whilst using my dads money to buy enough coke and steroids to have multiple heart attacks?

Sounds amazing.

Fuck yes.
Mainly because nigga is living LARGE and his life includes exercise.

>>39232398
For the rest of my life? I don't know.

I would probably start a business or something after a few years I'm sure I would get bored.

>>39232627
He seems like kind of a miserable person, honestly. I'm not one of those people who says that about every vapid trust fund baby, but well adjusted people don't feel the need to hire escorts to pose with them on Instagram on a daily basis.

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>>39232609
Duuude

>>39232398
Nah I don't want to be used by my dad to launder money and have to pay to have people to hang around with me
He is incredibly insecure with how he always goes on about things he has or things he does

But Blitzerian does work out. So if I were to 'life it out' like him, lifting would be a part of that.

>>39232398
All I want to be is a rich NEET.

I only really lift so my body feels capable later in life but if I'm rich that won't really matter

I would like his resources but I wouldn't really want to live my life the way he does I'm more of a boring simple man type

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>>39232939
as a long term /pol/ack, yes it is, unfortunately

>>39232398
dan is a hyper-manlet with crippling insecurity and self-worth issues

>>39232398
No. I'm more of a redneck than a tropical beach party guy.

>>39232398

In a heartbeat. Why is everyone posting about how Dan is unhappy, it doesn't mean you are going to be unhappy living like him.

Plus i'm unhappy now, i'd rather be unhappy banging hookers than unhappy posting about no gf

>>39235640
>no gf

why u gotta fuckin remind me brah ;_;

>>39235516
Yeah and he gets laid 20X more than you do faggot.

>>39235516
hes really not though, if youve ever seen an interview he comes across as somebody who had a chance to live life the way he wanted and simply did it. Hes a pretty huge douche but i wouldnt call him insecure

yeah funny how people say his life is 'empty' when their lives consist of working a 9-5 to make money for some faceless conglomerate and dream of having a day off to watch some mindless TV

I'm working on my PhD in neurobiology atm, have a decent income and a loving gf. I wouldn't change anything in my life, let alone to live some shallow instagram dependent existence and die in my early 40s

>>39232398
he doesn't look very happy and isn't in that great of shape. why would anybody want to be like him?

for his money? probably. for his lifestyle? hell naw

>>39235961
No amount of sex will make up for being a manlet.

>>39236045
I'm 6 foot, but I could live with being a manlet if I had Dan's life.

>>39232427
>Don't need to pay bitches to hang around for photo ops
but he already doesnt, hes a famous celebrity that goes on extravagant trips across the world, what kind of whore thinks he would pay her to tag along when there are millions of girls waiting in line.

>>39236467
Iunno, I'm 6'2 and in a pretty decent relation (6+ years going). There's not much I'd trade it for or anyone else I'd rather be. Not that my life is fabulous and lavish, but I like it for what it is.

If you have money fucking spend it. You can't bring it with you to the afterlife. Don't know why everyone hates this guy so much, if I had a shitton of extra dollerydoos I'd get some hot girls on my dick too.

Dad's money? He got rich from gambling you FOOLS.

>>39236709
kek. no he didnt. thats his shitty cover up story. hes a terrible poker player

>>39232890
You should really watch him on the joe rogan podcast. Seems like a fairly allgood dude that just likes to make the most of having a fuck ton of money. Also doesnt hire escorts, wouldnt you want to hang out on a million dollar yacht with him if you could?

>>39235961
20x0=0

>>39232398

YES

>>39238235
No

>>39232398
why do people hate on him? how are we any different from this guy if we take away his money?
if he does buy all his friends than i am sure he is as lonely as we are

>>39238257
Very clever, never heard that one before you faggot

>>39238403
that's exactly why people hate on him. Thinking he's better cause he got the dollas

No

I was already a child once

>>39232609
Keemstar is a millionaire

>>39232398
why would anyone want to live like Dan Bilzerian?

he's a pain medication addict alcoholic who literally pays prostitues to spend time with him because all his old friends have gotten so fed up with him the only company he can keep is one he pays to stay.

I wouldn't trade anything to become dan bilzerian.