>HALLOWEEN THIS WEEKEND >NO COSTUME What are you

I'm going as an autist who doesn't leave his apartment. And by going I mean something else.

i'll be """""""going"""" as a sweaty disgusting porn addict IYKWIM

I'll be going as the full body hypodermic needle, Dr. Prick.

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I'm going as a stoned man who lives with his parents and hands out candy to children on halloween

Ill be going as a lifter since my port of call this Halloween will be at my 24/hr gym.

I'll fit right in.

I'm going to pretend to be a guy with zero friends who will not celebrate Halloween at all haha

>>39220120
Ayyy same

>>39220141
Oh great, haha lol. Should be fun!

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>>39220009
I wanted to wear something like this but realized that most people in my town arent really celebrating. I also didnt get invited to any parties so im gonna stay home with the lights off.

>>39220009
Moonman

Future Trunks

>>39220094
I get it. It's a costume because you're a dyel. Good one

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>>39220009
sith lord dark vadar !!

>>39220009

Wearing bloody scrubs/with blood on arms face and going as a gynecologist desu

Slowbro. I made a pink onesie with a tail and over it I'm wearing a few polos with popped collars, sunglasses, some dockers, and carrying a beer everywhere

Im going as a a olympic swimmer. Tight speedo, cap, gogles and ready to be groped by horny sluts.

>>39220303
aware

>>39220303
Pmsl

Streaker.

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A skeleton, since I'm a hungry skeleton

>>39220009
just gonna put on a mask from payday 2
and my leather jacket
some jeans
fuck buying a whole costume man

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>>39220009

Evenin', squire.

Nothing, cause I have no party or anything to go to
I want friends

>>39220009
a dyel manlet... as a joke, heh...

I do what I do on every holiday
stay home like every other weekend

>>39220361
>trying this hard
have fun looking like a fucking poof.

>>39220009
I am going to a house party in a spoopy part of the city over. Will be lots of blacks, dawning my race war attire.

Full flecktarn, a US battlevest with booze in every pocket, and my MAGA hat.

Will be swimming in the p00sy

Going as a crossover of harley quinn and donald trump.

i already have the custome for the "21 year old fapper who will fap 20 times in a day during halloween" character so ill go with that

Probably sit at my gf's and pass out candy with her as Caesar and Cleopatra

>>39221037
I'll be your friend

>>39220169
>I also didnt get invited to any parties
lets have our own

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>>39220009
NOT FIT RELATED NOW FUCK OFF!!!

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Jabba

>>39221567
>>39221670
>>39221724
Being this autistic he is trying to mod fit

Back to plebbit you go.

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Without the sleeves

I have a set of army fatigues, probably gonna pair them with a horse mask.

Going as a redneck. Beaten up old jeans, workboots, unbuttoned plaid shirt with buckmark t-shirt underneath, 6 days worth of stubble, worn bass pro mesh cap, realtree jacket, and packing a lip all day. Also I guess put on my best possible Ottawa valley accent, not sure if that goes to well with the lip cause most people just hack darts up there but I figure most people at uni won't know.

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>>39221752
NOT FIT RELATED NOW FUCK OFF

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>>39221819
>mfw redneck

Is this how niggers feel about blackface?

A sexy cat

Ishmael. Gonna have a nice shirt with an old flat cap and some suspenders, cover myself in sailor tattoos (one will be "Queequeg" in a heart), and carry around my friend's stuffed whale.

It's not very /fit/ but I'm a lanklet that's only been lifting for a couple months so I don't have much to show off. Always got that vascularity on my arms from a few years of running though, so with rolled-up sleeves it looks aight.

>>39220009
if i go somewhere i'll go dressed with my work clothes aka will look funny to normies, i work as a farmer

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>>39220009
NOT FIT RELATED NOW FUCK OFF

>>39221855
They feel much worse I'd guarantee

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>>39221567
>>39221670
>>39221724
>>39221827
>>39221931

Ebbin may may dude but if you want to derail a thread you're doing it wrong. See pic related.

>>39221071
You are mom didn't thought I looked like a fool :^)

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>>39220009
Just my regular outfit, but probably with some jacket.

>>39222003
Rip ur hairline
R u going as a dad

>>39221994
Thank you

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>>39222017
Much better, actually. Dad is completly bald.

>>39221698
Cute/10

>>39220009
I'll be a ghost, because nobody will see me....

>>39220009
SS GOMAD trainee

Going out with the lads so just wearing normal clothes. Military boots, skinny jeans, muscle fit white tee. Doing some shitty vampire makeup like trueblood kind. So gonna look like a pretty homosexual vampire, fuck it girls will like it r-right?

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I am going....
.... to be on 4chan all night.

>>39220009
Same thing I go as every year
Bob from accounting

>>39221994
THANK YOU

I'm going as a tiger, a communist or a communist tiger, Havent decided yet and since I'm going to two halloween parties (29:th and 4:th) I might go first tiger then communist (second party is with business school students)

I'm dressing up as a weightlifter who is staying home because he has no friends.

>>39220009
Normal clothes, but im going to wear full cherusci war paint all day long.
After I get off work, I'll pop my shirt off, paint my torso, and go for a 4 hour run.

>>39220009

A single guy whos in love with you before the first date. I'm getting really into it and buying flowers, just going to approach women and tell them I think they're beautiful but I'm worried about how she was talking to him.

>>39220009
I'm going as a slutty lumberjack
>denim short shorts
>red flannel tied up to show abs while still being somewhat warm
>old work boots
Ezpz senpai


>>39221994
THANK YOU

>>39222682
post ass bb

>>39222627
This is actually really good

>>39220009
Not sure, dubs decides

the dude
>white vneck
>flip flops
>bathrobe
>raybans
>an empty milk carton to carry my drink around in

>>39220009
>Halloween Weekend
>Agreed to dog sit for my parents because its my dad birthday

I feel like I might be missing out on some parties but I think my pops deserves it

>>39223123
Hard Gay

>>39222003
receding hairlines are a cool thing now
looks good
manly and dgaf
proud of you son

>>39222682
Good idea

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>>39223123
One of Scooby's costume ideas

>>39221034
COMIN' IN STRONG LIKE A FREAK SHOW NIGHTMARE

>>39220009
Clark Kent
Literlly the easiest costume ever just a superman shirt under an open dress shirt. I got the superman shirt one size too small so that when I walk in I don't look like an autist but when I take it off later I can show off my gains.

Uh hween is on monday

due to this i will not be acting like a 4 year old and dressing up like a fool

there are a few parties im hitting up and i will be dressed in normal clothes while cosplaying autist normies around me will all look ridiculous

actually i have a jedi robe from star wars i have nothing else ill wear that if necessary i cant show gains init tho

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>cant go to the gym monday and friday night because everyone who goes to my gym will find out that im a virgin loser

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>>39220009
By far the easiest costume and easy mires

>>39220009
>Trump wig
>new suit
>duck mask

Donald Duck or alternatively Dolan Drumpf

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Thinking about buying this since my bulk didn't go so well

Adult sized of course

A baby Thursday night
Disney princess Friday night
Gingerbread man Saturday

It's going to be a good weekend lads

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im going as a redneck. probably something like this

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>>39223123
Gaston

>>39223649
You must only hangout with betas it you find that even remotely funny

>tfw I'm working closing shift at the gym friday and saturday night
>tfw not gonna be able to get a sick pump before I go out
>tfw not gonna have ample time to pregame

>>39223793
Nah I just live in a really liberal area so it goes over well. Excuse to buy a new suit jacket, which I need. I did the same tjing last year with netflix daredevil when I needed a new black long sleeve shirt.

>>39221773
Mein neger. Where did you get it from, anon?

>>39220009
i buy addidas and squat

>>39224037
I'm going to do a very stripped back shitty DIY version. Grey tight pants, grey wifebeater, going to grab either a white or black sheet or tablecloth or something from goodwill and cut it to shape for the tabard. Beltwise I'll try to find something from goodwill or just use a sash of some sort.

Figured I'd just buy a helmet in a costume store but I've as of ye5 been unable to find one that fits my massive head so I might just skip it.

Guys idk what to do for Halloween. I wanna go out and get some grill to rub her ass on me but I don't have any friends. Should I just go to a club alone?

>>39225360
Dress up as a scratching post and look for a grill dressed as a cat

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>>39225407
kek that's actually brilliant but I'm going as pic related b/c I have the same exact shirt

>tfw been an aspie all my life
>tfw never went to halloween parties in high school
>only went out for halloween a few years in college because roommates pity invited me
>i would just put on one of my soccer referee uniform shirts and would occasionally see guys in soccer uniforms and we would have a pretend confrontation where i gave him a red card but that was about it
>would sit in a corner of some party where no one knew who i was until going home alone

>>39225449
That's sad but sounds better than my situation. I'd usually end up embarrassing myself and make everyone hates me and regret inviting me
Now I have no friends and have no clue that other human being are having fun during holidays

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>>39225429
please senpai, where did you get that shirt. I've always wanted it. I'm the cat post guy if that motivates you at all.

Btw dressing as gordon ramsey or an idiot sandwich is another good costume

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>>39221994
THANK YOU

>>39225546
I got it at nordstrom rack a couple years ago. The tag says Threads4Thought Sustainable Apparel

David S. Pumpkins!

(Not really. The costume is expensive as fuck)

Holden Cualfield

>>39220009
FUCKING NORMAL FAGS
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD

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>>39225620
>Threads4Thought Sustainable Apparel

Thank you senpai
Johnny bravo is another good choice

>>39223758
me too senpai

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>>39220009
I have no ideas and the party is in 3 days. I'm probably gonna make some fake blood real quick, put on my lab goggles and lab coat with black sweats and pass it off as a bloody lab guy.

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probably a Jedi of ambiguous identity

>>39220009
This year I get to dress up as a Security Guard. Because all I ever get to do is fucking work.

I work at pizzha hut and im gonna dress as a fucking princess, cus thats the only day i get to feel special. FYI im a guy,.

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Pepsiman morph suit comes in tomorrow :^) Hoping to go to a party Saturday

>>39221994
THANK YOU

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Going as banana, like last year. I saw a cool idea that was gluing 4 cardboard boxes together and painting them so you'd be the |- tetris piece. Seems like it'd be fun but I am lazy and very bad with crafts like that

>>39220327

Hahah underrated

>>39220009
Going to get a white bed sheet, and wear it.
Going to wear a five panel ontop of it, stitch a supreme logo on it, and make sure my sneakers show.

Going to be a "fucboo"

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How about this? Looks easy enough to pull off.

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>>39223864
>works at a gym
>can't get a pump

>>39226822
>thinking you can just work out while working at a gym
That's like thinking you can watch movies while being on shift at a movie theatre (unless you're the projectionist)

>>39226535
Fuck that's smart

>>39226898
We actually have a new guy at the gym who from time to time just sneaks off curling while working

>>39221994
Thank you

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Dis

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Pic related, you a balding skinny white guy this is your savior

>>39226898
I've moved around and been to a lot of gyms, never heard of one where employees can't sneak in a few reps here and there. Failing that, wait until it's "closing" time and then smash a quick workout. You're chasing a pump not a proper session. If even that is not achievable then do some pushups, squats and crunches at home you bloody mongoloid

Gonna dress up as a devil, and print out a bunch of dares and hand them to people.

Mfw I'm daredevil

>>39226994
Or the alpha alternative

Toga that shows as much chest as possible.
Fake white fluffy beard
Zeus

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>>39227039
Forgot the goddamn pic

>>39226994
>bald cap or shave head
hmmm

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>>39221567
>>39221670
>>39221724
>>39221827
>>39221931
>STILL trying to force this shitty meme

>>39221995
If you're going to try and insult someone, learn how to fucking speak first.

Goddamn fuckhead.

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>>39222682
Ha, what a co-incidence!

I'm going as a classy lumberjack.

>pic related

>>39223123
A giant dick covered in warts and jizzing green pus.

>>39223776
Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston
Not lifting all of your weights,
Every guy here'd love to spot you, Gaston
We'd all pretend we're your mates,
There's no man in town as mired as you
You're ev'ryone's favorite guy
Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why

No one's big like Gaston
No one's swole like Gaston
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston
For there's no man in town who GOMADs
Perfect, a pure Chad
You can tell everyone else are skellies
And they'll tell you it's genetics fault
No one's lean like Gaston
A king pin like Gaston
No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating
My- what a big guy, that Gaston

>>39225835
>implying gravity would allow that hairstyle EVER

>>39223123
rolling for scab and wart covered cock jizzing pus and a big sign on the front that says "WARNING: HIV PATIENT"

>>39223605
the only people at your gym will be virgin losers.

>>39227925
reroolllll

>>39227946
ROLLING
O
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>>39220361

Get ready to be raped by a man in the bathroom of whatever gay nightclub you're going to.

>>39226975
Hey armanii

>>39227953
reroll x the next 5 posts

>>39228047
reroll

>>39220009
>Put year in a half effort into Judge Dredd costume
>Become too /fit/ and drop nearly 8 pants sides
>Pants are expensive leather

Truly suffering.

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>>39227907
This is bootyifull

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>>39220009
alpha as FUCK

Does any body else remember that fag that kept posting that he was going as a slutty cat butler for Halloween with the intentions of getting bitches??

>>39228097
That sounds like the only bitches who would even look at him would be shit taste lunatic weebs, and most of those are gay anyway.

>>39228055
GET - YOU HAVE TO DRESS LIKE THAT HOLY SHIT GOOD LUCK PULLING PUSSY HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>39221994
THANK YOU

>>39220009
banana costume, every year

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Still waiting for the outfit to be delivered.. I'm getting the haircut tomorrow and i have a sharpie for the numbers and star

>>39225429
People wont get it senpai

>>39220009
Suit, latex gloves, a helmet or mask, blue gym bag, and a gun.
Instant payday gang member

>>39221994
THANK YOU BRAH

>>39225546
It's an American apparel Henley.

>>39228939
Thats sleeping pyjama you tard.

>>39228939
You are going as a jew?

>>39220094
>not saying I'll /fit/ right in.

Ya fucked it anon

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Is this going to get me laid?

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Would it be douchey to go shirtless as a war boy? I just want to reach Valhalla

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I'm going as a motocross racer because I already own the stuff
I wore it 3 years ago and slept with a chick dressed as miley cyrus
It's kind of like pic related but more black and less flashy
Last year I got laid as "risky business" with the polo and boxers
The year before that I got laid dressed as a frat boy with a bow tie and khakis and a blazer and boat shoes
Hoping to keep the tradition going

>>39221994
THANK YOU

>>39230565
More like dyelwatch

>>39230565
no dress up as bayne man

>>39223090
N-no u

>>39227907
Didn't some anon sing the whole song before?

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>>39223123
This

>>39226822
>>39226898
I sneak in reps occasionally. Its uni gym and my boss leaves at 5, so if it's a closing shift I generally do what I want including sneaking in reps. Last night I even put a bulimia poster(it was laminated) in my roommates blender bottle while he was doing cardio.
That'll show him

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green ninja

>>39221034
EELS

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>>39231024
Go as reptile, you fucking slant

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>>39220038
>>39220093
>>39220120
>>39220141
>/fit/

>>39231024
Minh?

>>39231011
▶
What a tool.

>>39231049
wow he came out pretty well

>>39231049
this was a really good movie with a spoopy plot twist.

>>39231139
He dead my man

>>39231157
yeah but he doesn't look like a completely unrecognizable mess and death would of been instant

>>39231139
His spine is clearly fucked

I wanted to go as willy wonka and have my gf dress up as my oompa loompa. She didn't like the idea.

>tfw no oompa loompa gf to sex up

>>39221994
>)
thank

>>39221994
THANK YOU

Going as jesus

I have all my jokes ready, gonna offer fake blessings and incorporate prayers into my conversations

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>tfw not dressing up as anything till you can be a convincing jojo

>>39221994
THANK YOU

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Going as this sloot

no joke, clothes, wig, even backpack and map

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>>39220009
NOT FIT RELATED NOW FUCK OFF

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>>39231610
I just realised I have randomly collected a set of clothes over the years that would make me a quite convincing CIA. That's always an option for all the small guys out there.

>>39230878
I'm not trying to impress gay autistic powerlifters though anon, I'm talking about natural born women.

>>39230030
Well I'm so fucking sorry I couldn't buy the real thing sweetheart..

>>39231049
What was he trying to do?

>>39221994
THANK YOU ZYZZ

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Hopefully Ill be able to find a doll to cut the hands off, paint them orange, and attach them to my chest. Trump victim. I shouldve tried preparing earlier to make a gains-showing costume, but oh well

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>>39223604

cargo pants, light blue polo shirt tucked in, a belt, a dark blue jacket.

>>39231675
Shut the fuck up faggot we'll discuss whatever off topic bullshit we want

Go to PLG if you want tips on your 145lb bench

>>39229631
you better have a 30 pack in that gym bag

Next year I think it's finally going to be time to go as "Mr. 2002"

Spiked hair, flame shirt, jean shorts, sunglasses

maybe a bottle of Mountain Dew Code Red

this year I'm Randy Savage

>>39228059
>putting a year and a half of effort in just for one weekend intended for sluts to slut it up

also

>year in a half

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>>39232615
wya senpai? Let's be the mega powers together

pic related is me pre-spray tan
mustache is on its way

>>39231174
well instant kind of. It was definitely terrifying and painful getting pulled into that thing until his spine snapped

>>39220009
>Gorilla mask
>Black shirt and pants
>red bullet wounds
Dicks out for Harambe
I Will Get all the ladyboys

I'm going as Sub Zero.
Nice costume, mask is shit though.

>>39232668
Fuck the sluts. That costume was originally for conventions.

Going as a slutty nurse. I'm an 18 year old dude.

>Halloween party for dorm
>Dont know anyone here
Oh boy being invited to things you cant go to anyway, great.

>>39232689
mirin arms + thicc thighs

>>39220009
I'm going as hiding in my dorm room the whole night and hoping no one notices I haven't been invited to a party.

>>39222168
I wore something like that last year, and some guy mentioned that I had a big bulge

[spoiler]He didn't say no homo

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>>39220009
how the fuck do you guys even find a holloween party?

I have NO plans for the weekend

Sexy Abraham Lincoln

>>39231024
a nurse?

Guys, I've finally decided on my Halloween costume. For halloween, I am going to be a liberal feminist virtue signalling perpetual victim SJW because there is nothing more frightening than that. I will dye my hair purple, put on red lipstick, and proceed to bitch about the patriarchy and call everyone a cis gendered shit lord. I will identify as trans fat, because I'm not actually fat but will identify as such for the day to have an accurate costume as most SJWs are morbidly obese. I will also tell everyone else that their costume is culturally misappropriating something and will spew misinformed "facts" about the wage gap.

>>39221994
Thank you

>>39221994
thank you

>>39232689
That's a good idea. I am pale as fuck so not sure if I wanted to show off the muscles, but a costume that goes with a spray tan would be a great excuse and the fact that it is a spray tan will go with it instead of detract from it.

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>>39231049
Holy shit, I've watched this webm so many times. But if you look at his back when he lands, you can see a few bones sticking out of his back that shouldn't be.

Gnarly

I'm going as a squatting slav because I have adidas sweats

>>39223604
You'll be going as someone with autism, because you have autism.

>>39234211
Sounds like you could just dress as a doucey edgelord and not have to dress up to hang out alone in your childhood bedroom at 30

>>39233675
Get shit housed before you go problem solved

>>39232394
Fix the servers. Rip gook moot

>>39220169
are you me

>>39233758
A lot of guys say shit like this now days. Everyone is going gay.

>>39227869
beta nu-male cuck*

>>39221994
THANK YOU

>>39220361
this is probably the douchiest most tryhard costume you could go with

>>39223604
>walking around a halloween party, everyone dressed up and having fun
>"look at all these losers, im more sophisticated than that. i'd never dress up like some CHILD"

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My job is having a costume contest tomorrow and Theres this qt coworker that keeps coming dressed as something everyday this past week cuz she loves the holiday so much. People be hating and making fun of her but she's alpha and not giving a shit. damn I wanna wife her

Little Mac because I already have the stuff so might as well.

PC Principal

>>39221006
>wearing a mask
what are you 10?

>>39223649
xDxDxD THATS EPIC

>>39221994
THANK YOU

>>39236888
sauce?
Also, Captain Jack Sparrow. Costume gets better the more drunk I get

>>39220169
>tfw not tall enough to do this

>>39227046
i was waiting to see someone mention bronson

>>39222264
Lel i did that last year and everyone thought i was jo dirt

>>39227032
Brilliant

>>39221994
THANK YOU

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>haven't been invited anywhere

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>>39220009

Fat Bastard from Austin Powers

EZ low effort costumes:
Tourist (shirt with floral pattern, sunglasses, flip flops, beach shorts. Maybe use your anal beads as a necklace)
Frat bro (shirt/t-shirt, shorts, baseball cap)
Toga (use your bedsheets, not the cum-soaked one)

High chance of getting laid costume:
Policeman
CEO (i.e. wearing well fitted business clothes)
Baseball player or something
Basically anything that fits you well, you'll stand out from the crowd wearing dorky unfitting Star Wars, superhero and video game costumes

>>39239051
>Maybe use your anal beads as a necklace

but what will I use for my anal beads?

>>39225429
>>39225546
Henley shirts literally dont exist over here and I like them so much
I would look like an edgelord in it though

>>39221994
THANK YOU

>>39221994
thank you

>>39223758
lol bretty gud and simple

Boxer

>>39221994

THANK YOU

I'm going as one of the guys who does the bondage stuff on kink.com

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Ill go as an autistic loser who is too boring to be invited to a halloween party by his flatmates who browses /fit/ all night

>>39236888
gimme sauce. nice trips btw

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Future trunks (pic related) I just need a prescription so I can get colored contacts since my eyes aren't naturally blue

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going as Naked Snake
it's arguably the most comfy costume ever lads
military surplus shit can't let you down or fall apart

Tom, the obviously heterosexual biker.

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I'll be a lumberjack. The only catch is that I am black.

>>39231011
>>39223123

GOTEEM

>>39240968
WHOOOO

>Got invited to a party by qt grill
>Have to work

Life is pain.

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>>39241053
Found the nigger

>>39226567
hilarious costume but making the head would probably be a huge pain in the ass

how do the eyes move?

>>39230565
>>39232689
tryhard

>>39236888
sauce?? also checked

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>>39220009
>hairy
>spare tire
>can't lift like a mad cunt to save my life
Lon Chaney Jr.

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I'm going as dubs man, costume is actually simple af.
Raincoat, cheap suit and some fake blood.

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Heard someone talking about wanting to be zyzz for Halloween in class today.

I stand with you fellow /fit/ bro

Mark (bear guy) Hotline Miami 2. Whole squad is following the same theme, we're gonna ride around in 2 cars and blast Deep Cover

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>>39220009
I have a twister board that is three quarters red

>>39221994
THANK YOU

I'm going as Dom Mazzetti.

>>39241804
don't forget the axe!

>>39241855

Dis is fuckin gold

>>39221994
THANK YOU

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>>39241804
given that you're /fit/enough you could always do pic related, but add underwear

>>39221773
10/10

>Have a kigurumi
>gained about 15lbs of muscles this year
>practically ripping out of lion kigu

lets see how many people like partially zipped up booty licious lions

>>39241696
magnets

>>39220361
Shave every inch of yourself. Like an Olympic swimmer. Nobody will want to touch you if you are hairy.

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>>39220009

>>39221855
idk, I'm a redneck of sorts, and I plan on going as trailer trash. Torn off flannel, daisey dukes, fat lip, big rebel flag belt buckle.

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Going to a costume party tomorrow as Alex delarge from clockwork Orange. Just need white pants and white long sleeve, got the citrulline so I don't get ED while fucking a bitch tomorrow.
Amazon has no one day shipping jockstraps so that kinda sucks

Elvira, using my real hair and everything. I'm the queen of poof tonight. Fear me. I am the Mistress Of The Dark

>>39221994
THANK YOU

>>39242067
>but add underwear
hello dicklet

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Femcloud

>>39232689
were you the dude from the other thread that was way into the macho man idea?

>>39227850
That's a joke, are you autistic?

(Not even the guy you were replying to)

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>mfw i haven't had a halloween costume since 2007

>>39235612
looks like a crushed spine to me

>>39241528
>tumblr
looks like you're the nigger, m'lady

I want to be a sexy cowboy :3

>>39227032
Winner

>>39244286
Hehe I'm going as a sexy cowboy tonight.

>>39241804
So am I, only problem is I don't think anyone will get it. Best part is if I get sick of it I can just take the raincoat off and be in fancy dress

>>39221994
thank you

>>39243048
Faggot

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I'm just a fat ugly ass weeb sperglord but was invited to a party so I thought why not go full out weeb and cross dress

>>39223664
You fucking coward I went as him a few years ago and swam in pussy all you have to do is be a semi built wasp with fake tattoos

>>39220009
>Going as
TO WHERE? IVE WORKED ALL WEEK SO NOW IM GOING TO WATCH HORROSHIT MOVIES AND PLAY DIABLO 3 AND THINK ABOUT SPOOPY SKELLIES N STUFF

>>39243402
>2007 was almost 10 years ago

Stop this pls

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the hotline miami protagonist, cos i don't have the hairline to be ryan gosling in drive but still want to rep synthwave :(

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Post apocalyptic survivor.

im going as a NEET
hey here i am

>>39247925
looks sickening

sucks that when ur big leather jackets and stuff fit retardedly.

>>39247961
oh wow thats cool im going as a autistic closet homosexual

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Its supposed to be a beetle but I should put my mask on but I look too autistic with it. Also on a bulk so can't show too much of my body.

>>39247982
thats not a costume thats just a t shirt and cape

id fug ur boipucci though

>>39240968
WHOOOO

>>39221994
THANK YOU

>>39247925
Just go generic synthwave my dude

Motorcycle helmet, leather jacket, plain shirt and jeans

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Madara Uchiha. And I’m not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I’m not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I’m not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano’o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu.

>>39247983
t-thanks y-you too

But btw there is a mask going along with it but is in my back because I look like a toddler if I put it on.

>>39248025
oh kek

>>39220009
I really wish I could find something that resembles the shirt that Chuky I have everything else available, I dont even know what to look for, such is life

I'll go as Finn from adventure time, will also dress my daughter as Fionna for dat dere double cuteness combo points

>>39247925
That's a great costume, mang

>>39221994
Thank you zyzzbird

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>>39232501

>>39225429
>>39239343
I cosplayed dexter, got the shirt from ebay

>>39221994
THANK YOU